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Fight at the UPS store!
« on: July 12, 2008, 04:29:36 PM »
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lonestarnot  (1000+ posts)      Sat Jul-12-08 05:02 PM
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Fight at the UPS store! Social ingrates, idiot mother****ers!
 Asked me what the contents of my packages were. I asked her if she thought she was dickwad cheney and what did she intend to do steal the contents. Just because they killed 1/2 of the 4th Amendment did not give her the ****ing right to invade my ****ing privacy and she could go to hell. Got her name, her supervisor's name, and the store owner's name. The other store customers applauded my viciousness. I took a bow on the **** way out! Son of a bitch!
 

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Actually there is little support for this nonsense. Though the story is highly unlikely to be true and if there is a shred of truth it has been 'stretchied' to breaking point.
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Re: Fight at the UPS store!
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2008, 04:45:31 PM »
Private company transporting goods for you. Don't like it, get your dumb ass in your own ****ing vehicle and drive it there yourself.
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Re: Fight at the UPS store!
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2008, 04:49:49 PM »
That's really stretching the elastic, like when the subway cat tries to put on a pair of 24" waistline ladies' unmentionables.

As long ago as when I was a little lad, long before George Bush, long before 9/11, people were being asked the contents of a package (either at the post office or a private delivery service), such as "any liquids or flammables inside?"

Signs since long before George Bush and 9/11 have been posted describing items one could not send out in the mail or through a delivery service, but people generally don't pay any attention to signs, and so this is, and was, always simply a gentle reminder.

The lonely star idiot primitive is just a grouch; in fact, among the circa 5,000 primitives on Skins's island, I always considered the lonely star idiot primitive in real life to probably be one of the most selfish, anti-social, intolerant people one can hope to meet.  And I bet I'm not wrong.
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Re: Fight at the UPS store!
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2008, 04:50:55 PM »
After 9-11 UPS always asks what's in your package, so what? They have the RIGHT to open it if they want to....DUmmies are such angry fools, what a moron. These people are just angry about everything aren't they?
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Re: Fight at the UPS store!
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2008, 04:53:22 PM »
The DUmmies rip that bitch apart in that thread. Very entertaining. Has a good beat, and its easy to dance to - A very enthusiastic two thumbs up  :-) :hyper: :-)
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Re: Fight at the UPS store!
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2008, 04:56:50 PM »
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17. So they applauded as you left, and you thought they were applauding you?
   Maybe, I guess.

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21. Just happy he/she was leaving
   get the line moving again.

The OP isn't getting the hi-5's and fist bumps it was anticipating.  Could DUmmies be growing up?  It is the heat of summer?  Is it glow bull warming?
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Re: Fight at the UPS store!
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2008, 04:59:34 PM »
No one at any service that ships mail is going to put up with that kind of shit.

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Re: Fight at the UPS store!
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2008, 05:00:48 PM »
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lonestarnot  (1000+ posts)        Sat Jul-12-08 05:29 PM
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55. Yeah an oddly enough, I smell an odd odor.


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59. Then you should probably keep your legs together.

Exothermic must be one of my old students.   :lmao:
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Re: Fight at the UPS store!
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2008, 05:01:49 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on July 12, 2008, 04:59:34 PM
No one at any service that ships mail is going to put up with that kind of shit.

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Agreed...you and your package would be leaving..
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Re: Fight at the UPS store!
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2008, 05:04:07 PM »
I wish I had an account there just so I could ask her what was in the box. See if that sets her off again. Because, apparently, it doesn't take much.
« Last Edit: July 12, 2008, 05:18:43 PM by jendf »
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Re: Fight at the UPS store!
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2008, 05:09:50 PM »
Quote from: jendf on July 12, 2008, 05:04:07 PM
I wish I had an account there just so I could ask her what was on the box. See if that sets her off again. Because, apparently, it doesn't take much.

Right, it doesn't take much.

The lonely star idiot primitive is as if one has a neighbor moaning, groaning, bitching, whining, complaining that the color red of the roses in one's yard isn't the "right" color red.

The lonely star idiot primitive has a short fuse, although a little bit longer than what the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, "Redstone," has.
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Re: Fight at the UPS store!
« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2008, 05:10:05 PM »
Who was that other DUmbass that had the dust-up at the UPS store? She was going to have the clerk fired and all that because she was "rude" or something.

Maybe they should get together and compare notes on how to be total asses in public.
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Re: Fight at the UPS store!
« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2008, 05:14:49 PM »
What a jackass.   :whatever:
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Re: Fight at the UPS store!
« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2008, 05:16:29 PM »
Quote from: dandi on July 12, 2008, 05:10:05 PM
Who was that other DUmbass that had the dust-up at the UPS store? She was going to have the clerk fired and all that because she was "rude" or something.

Maybe they should get together and compare notes on how to be total asses in public.

I recall the incident--maybe about a year ago?--but not the specific primitive.

It seems to me it might have been a primitive engaged in "education," though.
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Re: Fight at the UPS store!
« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2008, 05:27:20 PM »
Was it a UPS? Or a FedEx? Or maybe there were two moron incidents.
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Re: Fight at the UPS store!
« Reply #15 on: July 12, 2008, 05:30:00 PM »
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like when the subway cat tries to put on a pair of 24" waistline ladies' unmentionables.

Thanks Frank, I got a little bit of throw up in my mouth on that.
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Re: Fight at the UPS store!
« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2008, 06:20:17 PM »
Quote from: dandi on July 12, 2008, 05:10:05 PM
Who was that other DUmbass that had the dust-up at the UPS store? She was going to have the clerk fired and all that because she was "rude" or something.

Maybe they should get together and compare notes on how to be total asses in public.

I do believe that that was Theone1in (or something like that...Melanie). She went off because she couldn't get something over nighted at 8 in the evening. She was late because her daughter was goofing off.

Lone star ain't was the one who was gonna sue the bar because they wouldn't let her, her mother and the seeing eye dog her mother was dog sitting in the bar. She raised a ruckus, telling all that she would soon be the new owner, right before she and her flea bitten crew was escorted out.
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Re: Fight at the UPS store!
« Reply #17 on: July 12, 2008, 06:23:59 PM »
Quote from: Tucker13 on July 12, 2008, 06:20:17 PM
Quote from: dandi on July 12, 2008, 05:10:05 PM
Who was that other DUmbass that had the dust-up at the UPS store? She was going to have the clerk fired and all that because she was "rude" or something.

Maybe they should get together and compare notes on how to be total asses in public.

I do believe that that was Theone1in (or something like that...Melanie). She went off because she couldn't get something over nighted at 8 in the evening. She was late because her daughter was goofing off.

Lone star ain't was the one who was gonna sue the bar because they wouldn't let her, her mother and the seeing eye dog her mother was dog sitting in the bar. She raised a ruckus, telling all that she would soon be the new owner, right before she and her flea bitten crew was escorted out.

That sounds right, sir, and I thank you.
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Re: Fight at the UPS store!
« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2008, 06:25:46 PM »
Quote from: Tucker13 on July 12, 2008, 06:20:17 PM
Quote from: dandi on July 12, 2008, 05:10:05 PM
Who was that other DUmbass that had the dust-up at the UPS store? She was going to have the clerk fired and all that because she was "rude" or something.

Maybe they should get together and compare notes on how to be total asses in public.

I do believe that that was Theone1in (or something like that...Melanie). She went off because she couldn't get something over nighted at 8 in the evening. She was late because her daughter was goofing off.

Lone star ain't was the one who was gonna sue the bar because they wouldn't let her, her mother and the seeing eye dog her mother was dog sitting in the bar. She raised a ruckus, telling all that she would soon be the new owner, right before she and her flea bitten crew was escorted out.

Oh yeah, that's the one. I remember the bar incident, too. They both are prize asswipes. That's what the entitlement mentality will do for ya.
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Re: Fight at the UPS store!
« Reply #19 on: July 12, 2008, 06:30:08 PM »
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lonestarnot  (1000+ posts)        Sat Jul-12-08 05:29 PM
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55. Yeah an oddly enough, I smell an odd odor.


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59. Then you should probably keep your legs together.

Exothermic must be one of my old students.   :lmao:

What's in her box?  :lmao:
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Re: Fight at the UPS store!
« Reply #20 on: July 12, 2008, 06:31:21 PM »
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lonestarnot  (1000+ posts)        Sat Jul-12-08 05:29 PM
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55. Yeah an oddly enough, I smell an odd odor.


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exothermic (148 posts)        Sat Jul-12-08 05:32 PM
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59. Then you should probably keep your legs together.

Exothermic must be one of my old students.   :lmao:

What's in her box?  :lmao:

Chicken of the Sea? :uhsure:
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Re: Fight at the UPS store!
« Reply #21 on: July 12, 2008, 06:34:08 PM »
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lonestarnot  (1000+ posts)        Sat Jul-12-08 05:29 PM
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55. Yeah an oddly enough, I smell an odd odor.


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59. Then you should probably keep your legs together.

Exothermic must be one of my old students.   :lmao:



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Re: Fight at the UPS store!
« Reply #22 on: July 12, 2008, 06:35:25 PM »
Good  grief....that thread is hillarious.  Lonestartbitch is acting like quite the....well....bitch.  I think ONE person over there agreed with her!
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Re: Fight at the UPS store!
« Reply #23 on: July 12, 2008, 06:36:37 PM »
Quote from: Tucker13 on July 12, 2008, 06:31:21 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 12, 2008, 06:30:08 PM
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lonestarnot  (1000+ posts)        Sat Jul-12-08 05:29 PM
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55. Yeah an oddly enough, I smell an odd odor.


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59. Then you should probably keep your legs together.

Exothermic must be one of my old students.   :lmao:

What's in her box?  :lmao:

Chicken of the Sea? :uhsure:

What smells like tuna but isn't?  :cheersmate:
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Re: Fight at the UPS store!
« Reply #24 on: July 12, 2008, 06:37:14 PM »
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14. appropriate source = cheney, not some low-paid clerk.
 you could have made the same point without passing along the pain.

cheney & co. love it when the peons attack each other. in fact, the whole system is designed to produce that result.

lonestarnot  (1000+ posts)      Sat Jul-12-08 05:21 PM
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33. No solidarity with those type. Authoritian mailer nazi. 
 As I have stated 15 times. I told the ****er what the general contents of the packages were. Did not need to reveal the precise description.
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