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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #25 on: January 21, 2013, 01:17:10 PM »
Personally, I don't think her hair has ever looked this good.

and...I think it's a wig.

It looks too perfect and a different texture than what her hair has appeared to be in the past.

Obviously I'm not an expert on black people's hair, but its texture looks more wig-like than afro hair that has been super straightened. (saw an online article that showed old style and new, that were closeups)
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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #26 on: January 21, 2013, 01:19:16 PM »
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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #27 on: January 21, 2013, 01:24:25 PM »
Actually, debk has a point.  That may be why we're reminded of helmets.  Wigs tend to look that way. 

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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #28 on: January 21, 2013, 01:26:04 PM »
It has to be a wig, either that or she has a huge head...

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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #29 on: January 21, 2013, 01:42:30 PM »
Ever wonder what happened to the White House drapes?  Scarlet O'Hara had nothing on Michelle here..




White House kitchen curtains...



Bathroom curtains...



Barry's old argyle socks...



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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #30 on: January 21, 2013, 01:52:25 PM »
Actually, debk has a point.  That may be why we're reminded of helmets.  Wigs tend to look that way. 

They also look really glossy. How often do you see real shiny glossy hair on a black person - particularly if they aren't part white? I'm don't mean to sound racist by making these comments. But from what I understand, it's a pretty strong chemical product to get hair this straight, and it tends to dull the hair.

I have the inauguration stuff on, and the camera has been on her quite a bit, and her hair is really shiny.

I have a former friend who is very white of English descent who always used to say, she couldn't understand how she could be so lily white and have a black person's kinky hair! She would spend a fortune on hair products - she's a natural redhead - and a ridiculous amount of time styling her hair to make it reasonably straight. It had very little, if any, shine to it.
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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #31 on: January 21, 2013, 02:03:42 PM »
It has to be a wig, either that or she has a huge head...

Hmmm....


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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #32 on: January 21, 2013, 02:35:55 PM »
 :rofl:

I don't believe I'd seen the outfit posted by Teri, the one labeled "bathroom curtains."  Why in hell would a fatass like her wear horizontal stripes on the skirt?  And those awful cardigans.  She could be wearing a Dior evening number, and she'd top it off with a crummy looking cardigan.  With the sleeves pushed up, like she's ready to do the dishes. 

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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #33 on: January 21, 2013, 02:50:57 PM »
:rofl:

I don't believe I'd seen the outfit posted by Teri, the one labeled "bathroom curtains."  Why in hell would a fatass like her wear horizontal stripes on the skirt?  And those awful cardigans.  She could be wearing a Dior evening number, and she'd top it off with a crummy looking cardigan.  With the sleeves pushed up, like she's ready to do the dishes.  

Karin, check this out...talk about getting dressed in the dark or blind drunk...




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Is the hair really that surprising after this? lol
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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #34 on: January 21, 2013, 03:00:47 PM »
:rofl:

I don't believe I'd seen the outfit posted by Teri, the one labeled "bathroom curtains."  Why in hell would a fatass like her wear horizontal stripes on the skirt?  And those awful cardigans.  She could be wearing a Dior evening number, and she'd top it off with a crummy looking cardigan.  With the sleeves pushed up, like she's ready to do the dishes. 


She has one of those little cropped cardigans on again today.  :thatsright:  It looks really dumb ( no pun intended  :lmao:  ) with the dress she's wearing. Almost as dumb as the sparkly belt she put on over the matching coat.  :banghead:
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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #35 on: January 21, 2013, 03:06:45 PM »
She really like Barry's old argyle socks...








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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #36 on: January 21, 2013, 03:15:50 PM »
I wish whoever was dressing her, would buy the right size for her!!

Won't improve her style, but at least she wouldn't look like she's wearing stuff 2-3 sizes too small!
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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #37 on: January 21, 2013, 03:17:35 PM »
Man that is one frumpy, dumpy bitch.

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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #38 on: January 21, 2013, 03:20:01 PM »
I wish whoever was dressing her, would buy the right size for her!!

Won't improve her style, but at least she wouldn't look like she's wearing stuff 2-3 sizes too small!

The woman is a walking contradiction to fashion...I've never seen such screwed up, ugly, frumpy, ensembles in my life and on the first lady mind you!  Maybe her fashion designer is a Conservative mole...  :rotf:

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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #39 on: January 21, 2013, 03:22:59 PM »
The woman is a walking contradiction to fashion...I've never seen such screwed up, ugly, frumpy, ensembles in my life and on the first lady mind you!  Maybe her fashion designer is a Conservative mole...  :rotf:

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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #40 on: January 21, 2013, 05:11:50 PM »
I wish whoever was dressing her, would buy the right size for her!!

I bet Teri is right!!!! Maybe they are Repubs?  :rotf:

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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #41 on: January 21, 2013, 08:14:19 PM »
OK, who screwed with the PARGEN settings??
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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #42 on: January 21, 2013, 09:12:33 PM »
i think whoever picks out her outfits and helps her dress in the morning, should be FIRED!!!!
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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #43 on: January 21, 2013, 09:51:23 PM »
i think whoever picks out her outfits and helps her dress in the morning, should be FIRED!!!!

Why?  They give us many good laughs.

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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #44 on: January 21, 2013, 11:05:58 PM »
I'll bet it's hard to dress her because she's so oddly disproportionate. She appears to have fairly slim and long legs, yet they look bowed and her butt is broad but flat. Plus, she's short-waisted all out of scale to her height. The overall effect is that she looks about 70% ass, and not the good kind.
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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #45 on: January 22, 2013, 01:58:12 AM »
I'll bet it's hard to dress her because she's so oddly disproportionate. She appears to have fairly slim and long legs, yet they look bowed and her butt is broad but flat. Plus, she's short-waisted all out of scale to her height. The overall effect is that she looks about 70% ass, and not the good kind.


I'm very short waisted also...and I wear a 32" inseam and I've been told, a "flat tush" and "no tush".

Yes, it's tough to find clothes...but really only dresses that have fitted waists or use a belt. Suits, anything 2 piece is just fine.

However, those that dress ourselves and pick out our own clothes, know what to buy to look decent.

For someone who has a "stylist/dresser"....Michelle should look 1000 times better than she does!!!! There is no excuse for how she looks in her clothes. Not only that, if she has a truly good stylist, that person should be telling her she looks like crap in most of what she wears!
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #46 on: January 22, 2013, 02:24:26 AM »
As BEG mentioned, she looks a bit like Geraldine.


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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #47 on: January 22, 2013, 06:40:01 AM »
I'll bet it's hard to dress her because she's so oddly disproportionate. She appears to have fairly slim and long legs, yet they look bowed and her butt is broad but flat. Plus, she's short-waisted all out of scale to her height. The overall effect is that she looks about 70% ass, and not the good kind.

You forgot to mention her skinny forearms hanging off those O.J. shoulders.  

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