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Offline Tess Anderson

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DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« on: January 20, 2013, 02:17:41 PM »
this thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022224171

although there are others, as well as an NPR article:

http://www.npr.org/blogs/monkeysee/2013/01/20/169731763/our-royalty-bangs-arent-all-michelle-obama-and-kate-middleton-have-in-common

comparing her to Kate Middleton. :thatsright:

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I'm more a braid person, don't really care for bangs

 but I've got to say: I'm totally loving Michelle's new hair style.

Condi Rice should go to Michelle for pointers

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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2013, 02:19:50 PM »
I saw a tweet once that said "If you really want to get inside a woman's head, just ask her if she's trying to grow out her bangs."

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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2013, 02:29:16 PM »
I saw a tweet once that said "If you really want to get inside a woman's head, just ask her if she's trying to grow out her bangs."

I saw bangs like that in a movie once......it was "The Shaggy Dog".
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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2013, 04:19:15 PM »
Nice wighat. At least the bangs cover up the eyebrow tattoos.

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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2013, 04:21:27 PM »
It does look like a wig - very bag wig, and/or bad cut overall.


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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2013, 04:33:21 PM »
the term "mop head" comes to mind.
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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2013, 04:43:40 PM »
The first wookie looks like that black Memphis female detective on "48 Hours".

All that processed straight hair. Where's the black pride?

Next thing you know, she'll be a redheaded wookie.

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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2013, 05:27:06 PM »
She looks like Flip Wilson in that picture.

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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2013, 05:31:57 PM »
Michelle is that kind of woman who can make anything look bad.
She can wear $600 shoes, $1200 pants and a $800 top...and people who shop at Wallmart still look better than she does.

The woman has no grace, no charisma, no manners. She will always look like a DUmp.

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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2013, 06:18:56 PM »
She still looks like Chewbacca's sister!
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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2013, 06:32:05 PM »
Michelle is that kind of woman who can make anything look bad.
She can wear $600 shoes, $1200 pants and a $800 top...and people who shop at Wallmart still look better than she does.

The woman has no grace, no charisma, no manners. She will always look like a DUmp.

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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2013, 06:33:18 PM »
The first wookie looks like that black Memphis female detective on "48 Hours".

All that processed straight hair. Where's the black pride?

Next thing you know, she'll be a redheaded wookie.

I think she had the curly/kinky hair in the pictures of her as a little girl. 

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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2013, 07:02:09 PM »
And here I thought the First Wookiee couldn't look any worse......  :thatsright:
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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2013, 06:20:49 AM »
I have a wig with that style in red.

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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2013, 07:13:08 AM »
Are The Supremes holding open auditions?

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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2013, 07:32:33 AM »
Maybe she's hoping to get more buck for her bang.
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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2013, 07:33:31 AM »


Above - How Michelle Obama sees herself and her husband.

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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2013, 08:03:43 AM »
She looks like Flip Wilson in that picture.
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It looks awful.  It doesn't look like a polished 40-something woman's style should look.  It's a teenager haircut, circa late 1960's.  The kind where your parents hound you:  "Do something about that hair!" 


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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2013, 12:00:32 PM »

DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs.

HUH did Mochelle finally get a republican boyfriend??

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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2013, 12:11:15 PM »


I've heard of chili-bowl haircuts, but the is the first time I've ever seen a "Darth Vader Helmet haircut."





 
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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #20 on: January 21, 2013, 12:20:03 PM »
this thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022224171

although there are others, as well as an NPR article:

http://www.npr.org/blogs/monkeysee/2013/01/20/169731763/our-royalty-bangs-arent-all-michelle-obama-and-kate-middleton-have-in-common

comparing her to Kate Middleton. :thatsright:

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Oh no!  That's just so wrong, like everything that woman wears.  Not only does she usually look like she pasted glue on herself and flown through a Mexican flea market, but now she looks like a black Dutch Boy paint label. 

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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #21 on: January 21, 2013, 12:21:51 PM »
Yes, Big Dog!  I was trying to put my finger on it, and you've got it.  Something about the shape of her head.  Darth Vader.

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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2013, 12:33:05 PM »
Bangs need be longer, like 6 inches or so.  Then I think it would look just fine.
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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2013, 01:09:02 PM »
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Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
« Reply #24 on: January 21, 2013, 01:10:52 PM »
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Precisely.  :-)
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