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primitive whines that butternut squash makes her hands feel weird
« on: September 05, 2011, 07:50:26 PM »
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trud  (1000+ posts)      Mon Sep-05-11 10:53 AM
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butternut squash making my hands weird

I thought I'd cut up a butternut squash before, but maybe not.

So I planted Waltham butternuts for the first time this year, and my garden overfloweth. I just chopped one up and noticed that the skin on the fingers of the hand that was holding the squash feel like cardboard. Next time, i wear gloves. Hope this does go away soon. The web knows all:

http://ask.metafilter.com/72225/Butternut-squash-making...

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Warpy  (1000+ posts)        Mon Sep-05-11 12:30 PM
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1. Wow. I never ran across this one and I have an Irish hide that breaks out from everything. Dr. Bronner is my best friend, my go to soap when I've got any kind of allergy to track down.

I would suspect that the offending agent is concentrated in the peel and that any remaining in the flesh is destroyed by cooking, else we'd hear of masses of people violently allergic to squash instead of peanuts. I would also suspect that reactions to the peel are fairly rare, since it's not a well known cause of contact dermatitis.

I would suggest gloves for anyone who is allergic to the sap. Acorn and butternut squashes are just too good to pass up.

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kestrel91316  (1000+ posts)        Mon Sep-05-11 01:02 PM
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2. I know what you are talking about. I always though it was just the waxy skin that had some sort of stuff that transferred to my skin from handling it a lot. It washes/wears off. No biggie. I cut it up all the time and only find it mildly annoying.

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trud  (1000+ posts)      Mon Sep-05-11 06:30 PM
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3. latex

I looked a bit more about this. Apparently there is a protein in squash that is similar to one in latex. I do get dermatitis from latex. Some people seem to have quite severe reactions to butternuts. Mine is 90% gone now, about eight hours later.

Now I'm wondering if I've eaten a butternut squash before. I thought that was why I planted them...  I didn't see anyone say they'd keeled over from eating them, though, in fact the opposite.

You know, when franksolich slices a tomato, it makes his hand wet.

Anybody know what can be done about it?
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Re: primitive whines that butternut squash makes her hands feel weird
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2011, 07:55:50 PM »
Allow me parse the subtext of the DU post:

"I grow my own vegetables, bitches!"
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Re: primitive whines that butternut squash makes her hands feel weird
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2011, 08:11:39 PM »
Is the DUmmie's name turd?

Oops. I misread. It's trud.
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Re: primitive whines that butternut squash makes her hands feel weird
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2011, 12:07:33 AM »
I'm trying to figure out what cardboard skin would feel like

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Re: primitive whines that butternut squash makes her hands feel weird
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2011, 02:48:12 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=236x89040

You know, when franksolich slices a tomato, it makes his hand wet.

Anybody know what can be done about it?

Yes...buy the "TV" knives for just 3 easy payments of $33.33 and slice the tomatoes in mid air like the dude on TV.
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Re: primitive whines that butternut squash makes her hands feel weird
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2011, 11:51:08 AM »
When you consider the things a DUmp woman handles, butternut squash should be pretty harmless.

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Re: primitive whines that butternut squash makes her hands feel weird
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2011, 01:26:09 PM »
You know, I've never noticed. But then I just cut mine in half and bake or microwave them.

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Re: primitive whines that butternut squash makes her hands feel weird
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2011, 01:37:21 PM »
Allow me parse the subtext of the DU post:

"I grow my own vegetables veggies, bitches!"

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Re: primitive whines that butternut squash makes her hands feel weird
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2011, 04:20:36 PM »
I just realized what the DUmmie is asking...in a round about way....Put the K-Y Jelly on both hands AND the squash before inserting.
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Re: primitive whines that butternut squash makes her hands feel weird
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2011, 04:29:13 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=236x89040

Oh my.

What the primitives don't find, to complain about.

You know, when franksolich slices a tomato, it makes his hand wet.

Anybody know what can be done about it?

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Re: primitive whines that butternut squash makes her hands feel weird
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2011, 06:08:01 PM »
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Now I'm wondering if I've eaten a butternut squash before. I thought that was why I planted them...  I didn't see anyone say they'd keeled over from eating them, though, in fact the opposite.



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Re: primitive whines that butternut squash makes her hands feel weird
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2011, 06:18:35 PM »
I just realized what the DUmmie is asking...in a round about way....Put the K-Y Jelly on both hands AND the squash before inserting.
oh man, that is like so wrong....... :o :o........ :rofl:
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