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Raise Your Cheetos-Stained Hand If You Want A Quick Bouncy
« on: May 22, 2011, 11:24:40 PM »
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Raise Your Hand If You Want a Quick Story of a Dumbass Republican...
   
Ok I encountered something truly bizarre today. (I live in South Florida and frankly see or hear something bizarre everyday.)

Early this morning I'm in the drive-through line at McDonalds for a coffee and orange juice. Nice morning so my windows were down. The 10 year old, rather beaten up car in front of me was plastered with right-wing, bat-shit crazy bumper stickers. "Have you prayed for a liberal today?", "Bush/Cheney 04", "This Car Insured By Colt 45", etc. She even had a "First there was God, and then there was RUSH" sticker. You get the drift.

There was a lady driving and she had three large dogs shoved into the car. Well she's fumbling around for awhile at the speaker and kept telling the nice lady at McDonalds to "hang on." Finally I hear her say "I've never been here before and don't know what you have." OK, now let's be honest. How many have never once been to a McDonalds? I mean really. I hate their food and rarely order it. But coffee, a soda, some juice, a frigging sundae. We've all been there at some point.

OK, so she spends about 3 minutes asking questions. I hear her order some sort of sandwich and then she asks for a large bowl so she can give her dogs some water. The lady at McDs says she doesn't have a bowl but can give her a large cup of water. The lady responds LOUDLY "I can't believe you people. So rude and unhelpful." Just give me my sandwich.

The lady says please pull around and I pull up. I start by saying I don't need a dog dish and yes I have been here before. I heard lots of giggling through the speaker. I order, pull forward and the lady's car is completely gone. I asked the the lady in the window where the cranky women went and she said that she tried to pay in a check. Of course they don't take checks. So she spit on the window (missing the employee thank goodness) and hauled ass out of there.

Yup. These are many of the types of people we are up against. ****ing loony-toons who've been brainwashed by the right. They hate because they are told to hate. They don't have a clue about reality.

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I especially liked the spit on the window part. For some reason it reminded me of cops jumping out of bushes.

I won't bother bringing the responses over because they're the same gullible believe-every-word crap they always are, except for this one that stood out:

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11. Sounds like she might live in her car and didn't have money to pay
   
so she was going to present a check that probably would not clear the bank. When I travel with my dog, I always take water and a bowl for her. This lady had to ask for one. I know we are talking about Florida, but wouldn't you have thought she would take something along for three dogs?

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Re: Raise Your Cheetos-Stained Hand If You Want A Quick Bouncy
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2011, 11:36:00 PM »
So much BS in one story. By the way, McDonald's have bowels, their yummy oatmeal comes in it.
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Re: Raise Your Cheetos-Stained Hand If You Want A Quick Bouncy
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2011, 11:40:53 PM »
Quote from: BEG on May 22, 2011, 11:36:00 PM
So much BS in one story. By the way, McDonald's have bowels, their yummy oatmeal comes in it.

Ewwwww. I'm not touching that oatmeal.  :lmao:


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Re: Raise Your Cheetos-Stained Hand If You Want A Quick Bouncy
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2011, 12:22:19 AM »
Quote from: dandi on May 22, 2011, 11:40:53 PM
Ewwwww. I'm not touching that oatmeal.  :lmao:


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Re: Raise Your Cheetos-Stained Hand If You Want A Quick Bouncy
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2011, 02:15:38 AM »
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The 10 year old, rather beaten up car

Why does the conservative in the story have to drive the POS old car? Then again it was a nice touch to the story.

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Re: Raise Your Cheetos-Stained Hand If You Want A Quick Bouncy
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2011, 04:29:38 AM »
Because shes a libtard that stole the car!
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Re: Raise Your Cheetos-Stained Hand If You Want A Quick Bouncy
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2011, 05:48:02 AM »
Quote from: BEG on May 23, 2011, 12:22:19 AM
Thor is going to beat me, this is the 2nd time I have done this. BOWLS

Freudian slip, BEG? :tongue: :fuelfire:
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Re: Raise Your Cheetos-Stained Hand If You Want A Quick Bouncy
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2011, 06:12:15 AM »
DUmmie has a problem and I have the solution.

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Re: Raise Your Cheetos-Stained Hand If You Want A Quick Bouncy
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2011, 07:51:31 AM »
Hmm, she could be a Democrat who bought the car and was unable to remove the stickers.
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Re: Raise Your Cheetos-Stained Hand If You Want A Quick Bouncy
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2011, 09:14:17 AM »
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"First there was God, and then there was RUSH"
 
5 results found by Google, all on DU.

If that were a real bumper sticker, someone online would be selling it.
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Re: Raise Your Cheetos-Stained Hand If You Want A Quick Bouncy
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2011, 09:32:09 AM »
Quote from: BEG on May 23, 2011, 12:22:19 AM
Thor is going to beat me, this is the 2nd time I have done this. BOWLS

lol!  Oatmeal... bowels... it's perfect!   :rotf:
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Re: Raise Your Cheetos-Stained Hand If You Want A Quick Bouncy
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2011, 09:45:17 AM »
Quote from: BEG on May 22, 2011, 11:36:00 PM
So much BS in one story. By the way, McDonald's have bowels, their yummy oatmeal comes in it.

The ghetto McD's serve chitlings?

Do they have collard greens too?
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Re: Raise Your Cheetos-Stained Hand If You Want A Quick Bouncy
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2011, 09:51:04 AM »
This fails. They forgot how to write good bouncies. Not bothering with a rating on this one.
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Re: Raise Your Cheetos-Stained Hand If You Want A Quick Bouncy
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2011, 10:01:17 AM »
Quote from: BEG on May 23, 2011, 12:22:19 AM
Thor is going to beat me, this is the 2nd time I have done this. BOWLS

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« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2011, 10:08:16 AM »
 Igot a twenty that says everything is true but for the bumper stickers on the car. My guess is they were, No Bush-No Dick, COEXIST, GORE 2000, GRAYSON 2010, etc.
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Re: Raise Your Cheetos-Stained Hand If You Want A Quick Bouncy
« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2011, 10:18:54 AM »
Smart asses, the lot of ya.
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Re: Raise Your Cheetos-Stained Hand If You Want A Quick Bouncy
« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2011, 10:23:53 AM »
Quote from: BEG on May 22, 2011, 11:36:00 PM
So much BS in one story. By the way, McDonald's have bowels, their yummy oatmeal comes in it.

 :rotf: Funniest typo EVAH!
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« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2011, 10:38:19 AM »
Quote from: BEG on May 23, 2011, 10:18:54 AM
Smart asses, the lot of ya.

First "bowels," then "asses" . . . Hmmm . . . Definitely something Freudian going on here! :tongue: :fuelfire: :naughty:
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« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2011, 11:04:16 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on May 23, 2011, 09:14:17 AM
 
5 results found by Google, all on DU.

If that were a real bumper sticker, someone online would be selling it.

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Re: Raise Your Cheetos-Stained Hand If You Want A Quick Bouncy
« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2011, 11:24:45 AM »
Quote from: BEG on May 23, 2011, 10:18:54 AM
Smart asses, the lot of ya.

Is this new news?  :lmao:
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« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2011, 11:29:11 AM »
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Re: Raise Your Cheetos-Stained Hand If You Want A Quick Bouncy
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Raise Your Hand If You Want a Quick Story of a Dumbass Republican...
   
Ok I encountered something truly bizarre today. (I live in South Florida and frankly see or hear something bizarre everyday.)

Early this morning I'm in the drive-through line at McDonalds for a coffee and orange juice. Nice morning so my windows were down. The 10 year old, rather beaten up car in front of me was plastered with right-wing, bat-shit crazy bumper stickers. "Have you prayed for a liberal today?", "Bush/Cheney 04", "This Car Insured By Colt 45", etc. She even had a "First there was God, and then there was RUSH" sticker. You get the drift.

There was a lady driving and she had three large dogs shoved into the car. Well she's fumbling around for awhile at the speaker and kept telling the nice lady at McDonalds to "hang on." Finally I hear her say "I've never been here before and don't know what you have." OK, now let's be honest. How many have never once been to a McDonalds? I mean really. I hate their food and rarely order it. But coffee, a soda, some juice, a frigging sundae. We've all been there at some point.

OK, so she spends about 3 minutes asking questions. I hear her order some sort of sandwich and then she asks for a large bowl so she can give her dogs some water. The lady at McDs says she doesn't have a bowl but can give her a large cup of water. The lady responds LOUDLY "I can't believe you people. So rude and unhelpful." Just give me my sandwich.

The lady says please pull around and I pull up. I start by saying I don't need a dog dish and yes I have been here before. I heard lots of giggling through the speaker. I order, pull forward and the lady's car is completely gone. I asked the the lady in the window where the cranky women went and she said that she tried to pay in a check. Of course they don't take checks. So she spit on the window (missing the employee thank goodness) and hauled ass out of there.

Yup. These are many of the types of people we are up against. ****ing loony-toons who've been brainwashed by the right. They hate because they are told to hate. They don't have a clue about reality.

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Re: Raise Your Cheetos-Stained Hand If You Want A Quick Bouncy
« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2011, 12:42:31 PM »
Wow, the bionic hearing DUmmie...we all have our windows down in the summer and I've never been able to hear someone in the car ahead of me at the drive thru.

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« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2011, 12:42:36 PM »
Quote from: jukin on May 23, 2011, 10:08:16 AM
Igot a twenty that says everything is true but for the bumper stickers on the car. My guess is they were, No Bush-No Dick, COEXIST, GORE 2000, GRAYSON 2010, etc.
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