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Want to send roses to Pelosi for her 70th?
« on: March 23, 2010, 10:23:22 AM »
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LiberalLoner (262 posts)      Tue Mar-23-10 10:23 AM
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Want to send roses to Pelosi for her 70th? 
 $10 for 3 roses. Daily Kos posting, trying to start a campaign to give tons of flowers to Speaker Pelosi. I called in and donated.

Here's the link for anyone interested:

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/3/23/849359/-UPD... !!-(132-roses-so-far)

I brought it over for this one.....

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7. Is there a link for botox donations? n/t

heh.
 
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Re: Want to send roses to Pelosi for her 70th?
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2010, 10:26:42 AM »
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Re: Want to send roses to Pelosi for her 70th?
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2010, 10:28:24 AM »
Can we just send a box full of thorns?
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Re: Want to send roses to Pelosi for her 70th?
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2010, 10:32:06 AM »
Can we send her some fertilizer instead, fresh from the farm, so it is organic?
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Re: Want to send roses to Pelosi for her 70th?
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2010, 10:51:59 AM »
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flyarm  (1000+ posts)        Tue Mar-23-10 11:41 AM
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9. No.I don't send gifts to people who **** me! eom
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 Duende azul (400 posts)      Tue Mar-23-10 11:47 AM
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10. I'm sorry, Roses are "off the table".

Yuck, I can't imagine a more distateful activity to do, sending roses to that bitch.  There aren't tons of responses over there.  Just a handful of cheerleaders. 
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Re: Want to send roses to Pelosi for her 70th?
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2010, 10:56:35 AM »
I know.  The negative ones make me smile.  I am bad that way, I s'pose. 
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Re: Want to send roses to Pelosi for her 70th?
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2010, 10:58:53 AM »
Pelosi is standing behind Obama while he is signing the HCB (it's on right now).....the suit the woman is wearing would pay for top notch insurance for at least 10 people for a year!

The jewelry will cover even more.

Those DUmmies need to save their money instead of spending it on roses for Pelosi...they are going to need it for Advil for the pain, from getting the "tax shaft",  this wonderful ( ::) ) health care bill is going to cost.
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Re: Want to send roses to Pelosi for her 70th?
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2010, 11:08:35 AM »
Rush just stated that the whole signing ceremony looked like the "Star Wars" bar scene....

If Pelosi and Reid were there, I'd have to agree....
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Re: Want to send roses to Pelosi for her 70th?
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2010, 11:11:37 AM »
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9. No.I don't send gifts to people who **** me! eom

How about a syringe full of penicillin?

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Re: Want to send roses to Pelosi for her 70th?
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2010, 12:07:51 PM »
Dear DUmmies, where is the location of the grave I would like to send roses?
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Re: Want to send roses to Pelosi for her 70th?
« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2010, 04:15:32 PM »
What I would like to send her wouldn't pass for flowers. To borrow a quote from Harry Morgan in "The Shootist".
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Re: Want to send roses to Pelosi for her 70th?
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2010, 04:26:24 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on March 23, 2010, 04:15:32 PM
What I would like to send her wouldn't pass for flowers. To borrow a quote from Harry Morgan in "The Shootist".

My vote is for a box of poison apples.
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Re: Want to send roses to Pelosi for her 70th?
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2010, 04:30:40 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on March 23, 2010, 04:15:32 PM
What I would like to send her wouldn't pass for flowers. To borrow a quote from Harry Morgan in "The Shootist".

Aw....I love Col. Potter. 
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Re: Want to send roses to Pelosi for her 70th?
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2010, 04:46:20 PM »
I'd like to send her some eyelids so she could blink every now and then....
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Re: Want to send roses to Pelosi for her 70th?
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2010, 04:47:28 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on March 23, 2010, 04:46:20 PM
I'd like to send her some eyelids so she could blink every now and then....

I'd like to send her a video of Soundgarden's Black Hole Sun.  She reminds me of the characters when their faces start stretching out like a bad acid trip.
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Re: Want to send roses to Pelosi for her 70th?
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2010, 04:47:40 PM »
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Want to send roses to Pelosi for her 70th?

Why?  Is she allergic?  If the thorns scratch her, is she going to swell up like she got an overdose of botox, turn blue and die?   :fuelfire:
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Re: Want to send roses to Pelosi for her 70th?
« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2010, 05:27:37 PM »
"Dog roses," sure.

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Re: Want to send roses to Pelosi for her 70th?
« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2010, 05:52:50 PM »
She's only 70?
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Re: Want to send roses to Pelosi for her 70th?
« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2010, 05:58:35 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 23, 2010, 04:26:24 PM
My vote is for a box of poison apples.

I'm pretty sure that witches pass out poison apples, they don't get them.
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Re: Want to send roses to Pelosi for her 70th?
« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2010, 06:00:20 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on March 23, 2010, 05:27:37 PM
"Dog roses," sure.

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Or a nice bouquet of poison sumac.....

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Re: Want to send roses to Pelosi for her 70th?
« Reply #20 on: March 23, 2010, 06:13:18 PM »
I hope they mention it's for her 70th birthday. Granny Botox McRictus will surely enjoy being reminded of that fact.
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Re: Want to send roses to Pelosi for her 70th?
« Reply #21 on: March 23, 2010, 06:37:01 PM »
Quote from: Kimberly on March 23, 2010, 06:13:18 PM
I hope they mention it's for her 70th birthday. Granny Botox McRictus will surely enjoy being reminded of that fact.

She's only 70 and has had botox treatments?  I thought she was older and suffered from rigor mortis.
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Re: Want to send roses to Pelosi for her 70th?
« Reply #22 on: March 23, 2010, 09:54:18 PM »
Why do they always send roses to the ugliest bitches in Washington?  You never hear them sending roses to someone young and hot.
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Re: Want to send roses to Pelosi for her 70th?
« Reply #23 on: March 24, 2010, 01:47:29 AM »
Send her a dozen. Tell her to stick the stems where the sun don't shine.
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Re: Want to send roses to Pelosi for her 70th?
« Reply #24 on: March 24, 2010, 09:55:54 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 24, 2010, 01:47:29 AM
Send her a dozen. Tell her to stick the stems where the sun don't shine.


Make sure to tell the florist it is not necessary to remove the thorns....  :evillaugh:
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