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They're starting to get Jonathan Krohn Derangement Syndrome just like PDS and BDS.  A sampling:

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RamboLiberal  (1000+ posts)         Mon Feb-15-10 12:39 PM
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 Do they all write books? Geez all I saw in B&N over the weekend were conservative books - where the hell are the liberal books?

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Warpy  (1000+ posts)        Mon Feb-15-10 12:41 PM
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2. A 14 year old kid in a power suit and red tie
 I just find that unbearably sad.

He'll likely have the coke habit to match by the time he's 21.
 

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Skidmore  (1000+ posts)        Mon Feb-15-10 01:30 PM
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36. That would be an FBCEOA uniform--
 Future Bank CEOs of America. Or, maybe a FHFMA (Future Hedge Fund Managers of America) or FDTA (Future Derivative Traders of America).

Sure, why not, if finance is where his interests take him. 

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La Lioness Priyanka  (1000+ posts)         Mon Feb-15-10 12:47 PM
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13. conservatism is very 14 year oldish philosophy. it is highly appropriate that children
 write this sort of book, as children lack nuance, empathy and the ability to appreciate the complexity of the universe that is uniquely suited to conservative philosophy. I am not saying all 14 years old lack these abilities, just that the majority do.

it is extremely appropriate that a 14 year old kid is defining conservatism.
 
  I have no idea what she's trying to say. 

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Javaman  (1000+ posts)        Mon Feb-15-10 03:40 PM
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61. In a couple of years, he will discover pot (if he already hasn't)...
 an then become a libertarian. Then a few years later, when he has a full time job and realizes just how screwed he is with sky high premiums, he will become a liberal.
 

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Re: Remember that 14 Year Old Smartass Jonathan Krohn - he's Written a Book
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2010, 03:44:02 PM »
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Javaman  (1000+ posts)        Mon Feb-15-10 03:40 PM
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61. In a couple of years, he will discover pot (if he already hasn't)...
 an then become a libertarian. Then a few years later, when he has a full time job and realizes just how screwed he is with sky high premiums, he will become a liberal.

No DUmmie, he'll get a job and see how much tax he has to pay to cover all you deadbeats. He'll be a conservative.

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Re: Remember that 14 Year Old Smartass Jonathan Krohn - he's Written a Book
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2010, 03:45:02 PM »
I have no idea what the lioness primitive is trying to say either. Project much dummy?
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Re: Remember that 14 Year Old Smartass Jonathan Krohn - he's Written a Book
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2010, 03:51:09 PM »
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Javaman  (1000+ posts)        Mon Feb-15-10 03:40 PM
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61. In a couple of years, he will discover pot (if he already hasn't)...
 an then become a libertarian. Then a few years later, when he has a full time job and realizes just how screwed he is with sky high premiums, he will become a liberal.

This is a DUmpster DIver I would love to meet face to face! Every once in a while you run across one of these ASshats that are in dire need of an ass kickin'! This putz is now at the head of my list!
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Re: Remember that 14 Year Old Smartass Jonathan Krohn - he's Written a Book
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2010, 03:54:39 PM »
This is a DUmpster DIver I would love to meet face to face! Every once in a while you run across one of these ASshats that are in dire need of an ass kickin'! This putz is now at the head of my list!

My goodness, totally agree.  Sky high premiums?  For what? :mental:
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Re: Remember that 14 Year Old Smartass Jonathan Krohn - he's Written a Book
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2010, 04:16:55 PM »
Maybe 14 Year Old Smartass Jonathan Krohn went to public school...public school sure has made my 14 year old ultra-conservative and extremely-racist without me having to say a damn thing. The free lunches, the sense of entitlement, the "I got rights" attitude....sure makes a drug free youngster a liberals worst nightmare.

Hey liberals, your socialist school policies aren't a 100% effective.... :rotf:

OK so maybe they're 50% effective...then come to think of it, all of your socialist policies are only halfass at best.

 
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Re: Remember that 14 Year Old Smartass Jonathan Krohn - he's Written a Book
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2010, 04:22:10 PM »
Where is the love from the DUmmies for a precociously political waif.  Didn't they adore and idolize that little Demon that used to post spam the Island with links to his blog?

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« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2010, 04:23:45 PM »
Where is the love from the DUmmies for a precociously political waif.  Didn't they adore and idolize that little Demon that used to post spam the Island with links to his blog?

Asher Heimerman or something like that?  What about the Alabama butterball?
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Re: Remember that 14 Year Old Smartass Jonathan Krohn - he's Written a Book
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2010, 04:25:34 PM »
They are just pea green with envy because this kid makes their precious little Ava look as smart as Pammy.
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Re: Remember that 14 Year Old Smartass Jonathan Krohn - he's Written a Book
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2010, 04:26:17 PM »
Asher Heimerman or something like that?  What about the Alabama butterball?

Something like that.  The Chinless Wonder is a little old to be considered precocious, but they did give her more attention than she deserved.

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Re: Remember that 14 Year Old Smartass Jonathan Krohn - he's Written a Book
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2010, 04:28:15 PM »
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Javaman  (1000+ posts)        Mon Feb-15-10 03:40 PM
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61. In a couple of years, he will discover pot (if he already hasn't)...
 an then become a libertarian. Then a few years later, when he has a full time job and realizes just how screwed he is with sky high premiums, he will become a liberal.

More likely, in a couple of years, he'll be working after school saving his money for college and a car, if he hasn't started his own business by then.  He'll have a couple of DUmmies working for him, and will have to fire them because they'll show up for work about half the time, and then try to tell him how to run his business....

IF he gets a full time job working for someone else, he'll be an even bigger conservative when he realizes just how screwed he is with sky high taxes, and he will HATE liberals and liberalism....
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Re: Remember that 14 Year Old Smartass Jonathan Krohn - he's Written a Book
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2010, 04:54:25 PM »
I can't remember the name of the overbearing, obnoxious little Jewish prodigy snot from Milwaukee who was on here for a short while a year or two ago. Coach loved the little tyke. He had his own webpage where you could keep up with what he was thinking. He'd be a Twitter terror. It's killing me that I can't remember his name. Aaron something, I think.

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« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2010, 05:01:06 PM »
I can't remember the name of the overbearing, obnoxious little Jewish prodigy snot from Milwaukee who was on here for a short while a year or two ago. Coach loved the little tyke. He had his own webpage where you could keep up with what he was thinking. He'd be a Twitter terror. It's killing me that I can't remember his name. Aaron something, I think.

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Re: Remember that 14 Year Old Smartass Jonathan Krohn - he's Written a Book
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2010, 05:27:01 PM »
http://www.asherheimermann.org/about/
Thank you! Coach thought the little bastard was mirror image of the prodigal franksolich.

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Re: Remember that 14 Year Old Smartass Jonathan Krohn - he's Written a Book
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2010, 05:30:34 PM »
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61. In a couple of years, he will discover pot (if he already hasn't)...
 an then become a libertarian. Then a few years later, when he has a full time job and realizes just how screwed he is with sky high premiums, he will become a liberal.

Like we didn't all know you had to be a drug user to become liberal. 
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Re: Remember that 14 Year Old Smartass Jonathan Krohn - he's Written a Book
« Reply #15 on: February 15, 2010, 06:44:43 PM »
Maybe 14 Year Old Smartass Jonathan Krohn went to public school...public school sure has made my 14 year old ultra-conservative and extremely-racist without me having to say a damn thing. The free lunches, the sense of entitlement, the "I got rights" attitude....sure makes a drug free youngster a liberals worst nightmare.

Hey liberals, your socialist school policies aren't a 100% effective.... :rotf:

OK so maybe they're 50% effective...then come to think of it, all of your socialist policies are only halfass at best.

 

No, he is a homeschooler as per his speech at last year's CPAC.
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Re: Remember that 14 Year Old Smartass Jonathan Krohn - he's Written a Book
« Reply #16 on: February 15, 2010, 06:53:15 PM »
They're starting to get Jonathan Krohn Derangement Syndrome just like PDS and BDS.  A sampling:

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Sure, why not, if finance is where his interests take him.  
  I have no idea what she's trying to say.  

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Is this the youtube moonbat kid with the, ahem, unfortunate appearance?

edit: ahh, k, opposite the kid I was thinking.  Would help if I would read the thread.  :uhsure:
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Re: Remember that 14 Year Old Smartass Jonathan Krohn - he's Written a Book
« Reply #17 on: February 15, 2010, 06:54:26 PM »
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conservatism is very 14 year oldish philosophy. it is highly appropriate that children write this sort of book, as children lack nuance, empathy and the ability to appreciate the complexity of the universe that is uniquely suited to conservative philosophy. I am not saying all 14 years old lack these abilities, just that the majority do.

it is extremely appropriate that a 14 year old kid is defining conservatism.

If that were true, you and the libs would be in the 2 year oldish philosophy category.  All of you.

Lot of hatred in that thread for a 14 year old kid.  Primitives have issues beyond insanity.

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Re: Remember that 14 Year Old Smartass Jonathan Krohn - he's Written a Book
« Reply #18 on: February 15, 2010, 06:57:45 PM »
Thank you! Coach thought the little bastard was mirror image of the prodigal franksolich.

I heard he was a franksolich sock.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Remember that 14 Year Old Smartass Jonathan Krohn - he's Written a Book
« Reply #19 on: February 15, 2010, 07:28:24 PM »
I heard he was a franksolich sock.  :evillaugh:

Or one could say that franksolich is ASHERHEIMERMAN's sock-puppet.

The little bastard.
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Re: Remember that 14 Year Old Smartass Jonathan Krohn - he's Written a Book
« Reply #20 on: February 15, 2010, 08:08:39 PM »
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La Lioness Priyanka  (1000+ posts)         Mon Feb-15-10 12:47 PM
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13. conservatism is very 14 year oldish philosophy. it is highly appropriate that children
 write this sort of book, as children lack nuance, empathy and the ability to appreciate the complexity of the universe that is uniquely suited to conservative philosophy. I am not saying all 14 years old lack these abilities, just that the majority do.

it is extremely appropriate that a 14 year old kid is defining conservatism.

Aren't DUmmies the ones always going on and on and on about how wise their liberal children are? How they correct teachers, schoolmates, their friends' parents, people in line at the grocery store, etc. I don't know about other parents here but mine were taught empathy at a very early age. Every Sunday when they put a portion of their money in the collection plate and we discussed what that money would be used for: missions that helped the world's poorest people, restocking the food pantry, Christmas baskets, or other things our church was doing.

To teach a child that there are others their own age a half a world away who need wells dug to have clean water that comes so easily from the faucet for them, that a bowl of rice may be all they eat and they're thankful for it and that there are people willing to leave the comforts here in America to teach them to read and teach their parents skills that will enable them to provide for their children, to bring medicine to families who have never seen a doctor, I'd say does a good job of teaching them about life's complexity.

I don't know if this person has been around a lot of 14 year olds, because while they can be incredibly challenging, they're also interesting young people. They're starting to  consider philosophical questions about why they're here and who they are, what they value. Heck some are even considering what sex they want to be and what sex they want to screw for the rest of their lives.  I believe that kind of deep thought requires at least some nuance. For a people who try to wear nuance like a merit badge, they sure do try to paint everyone with a broad brush.

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Re: Remember that 14 Year Old Smartass Jonathan Krohn - he's Written a Book
« Reply #21 on: February 15, 2010, 10:14:33 PM »
Aren't DUmmies the ones always going on and on and on about how wise their liberal children are? How they correct teachers, schoolmates, their friends' parents, people in line at the grocery store, etc. I don't know about other parents here but mine were taught empathy at a very early age. Every Sunday when they put a portion of their money in the collection plate and we discussed what that money would be used for: missions that helped the world's poorest people, restocking the food pantry, Christmas baskets, or other things our church was doing.

To teach a child that there are others their own age a half a world away who need wells dug to have clean water that comes so easily from the faucet for them, that a bowl of rice may be all they eat and they're thankful for it and that there are people willing to leave the comforts here in America to teach them to read and teach their parents skills that will enable them to provide for their children, to bring medicine to families who have never seen a doctor, I'd say does a good job of teaching them about life's complexity.

I don't know if this person has been around a lot of 14 year olds, because while they can be incredibly challenging, they're also interesting young people. They're starting to  consider philosophical questions about why they're here and who they are, what they value. Heck some are even considering what sex they want to be and what sex they want to screw for the rest of their lives.  I believe that kind of deep thought requires at least some nuance. For a people who try to wear nuance like a merit badge, they sure do try to paint everyone with a broad brush.

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Re: Remember that 14 Year Old Smartass Jonathan Krohn - he's Written a Book
« Reply #22 on: February 15, 2010, 10:18:26 PM »
I thought the DUmmies told us kids were off-limits.  Or was that only when a couple of worthless, jackass parents paraded their son in front of Congress to guilt everyone into paying for their medical bills when the dad could have bought his own insurance?
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« Reply #23 on: February 16, 2010, 08:56:42 AM »
jonathan is from my neck of the woods. I saw him in a play several yrs back. He was good. His parents are decidely normal people. Nothing weird or stage parenty about them, at all, as far as I could see. They arent even really into politics, he is. So, suck it, DUers.
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Re: Remember that 14 Year Old Smartass Jonathan Krohn - he's Written a Book
« Reply #24 on: February 16, 2010, 10:08:59 AM »
Cage match! Cage match! I wanna see 'em in the octagon! Asher vs. Jonathan!
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