Why frank, I think you're smitten!
Well, with Gloria Swanson being absent, what are the choices?
All of the chicks here are taken, and one of franksolich's main rules of life is, if someone belongs to someone else, franksolich doesn't want her.
So one turns to Skins's island.....
Most of the
femmes on Skins's island are rather old and corpulent--the silly primitive ("SoCalDem"), the racist babbling sister primitive ("Babylon Sister"), the skidmarked underwear primitive ("Skidmore"), the defrocked warped primitive ("Warpy"), for examples, come immediately to mind.
And then there's those such as Doug's really stupid ex-wife, who
used to be strikingly attractive, what with all of her northern Mediterraneanic features.
Grandma ("hippywife") is untouchable, because one doesn't mess with grandmothers, or those of the grandmotherly type.
And oh God no not the chinless wonder, the "Ava" primitive.
I've always had something against people without chins; I dunno why, but it's probably some childhood trauma long ago lost to the memory.
The pickings are pretty slim, near non-existent, on Skins's island, and right now, it looks as if the Nikki Stone primitive is the best (in both appearance and personality) of the lot. Not much by the standards of we decent and civilized people, but the best that's there.
Trust me; the now-absent Gloria Swanson is a catch.