A note to low post count moles at the DUmp

[Carl]

This is a perfect time to run up that post number.
Just suspend all reality and logic and dive into the rabid howler monkey pit with every histrionic idiocy you can think of. 

[jb2u11]

I recall seeing somewhere a list of suggestions for creating a mole. Am thinking of doing just that.  Anyone have a link to the list?

[Carl]

I recall seeing somewhere a list of suggestions for creating a mole. Am thinking of doing just that.  Anyone have a link to the list?

Do not use the same browser as here.
Create a throw away yahoo/gmail/hotmail account to sign up under and let it be a fake name or someone else you know in your area that will never know about it
Don`t use it for anything else.
Don`t divulge any personal information as far as location in any way as you complete your profile.
Post absolute insane and desperate shit.
Don`t start OPs right off but comment on others.

[jb2u11]

Thanks Carl,  good tips.  Will have to figure out the browser issue.

[Carl]

Thanks Carl,  good tips.  Will have to figure out the browser issue.

Use Chrome there and Firefox here or IE.
Don`t seek bouncy cred early,just fit in with the insanity.

[Karin]

I remember someone else suggested "defend Islam as though your life depended on it."

[Carl]

I didn`t mean over the top idiocy on every post either,just sprinkled in along with run of the mill back slapping to the stupid around you.

Pick a fight with someone trying to make sense too.
You can really get some post counts up and build cred while being subtle about how rw they are.

[freedumb2003b]

I didn`t mean over the top idiocy on every post either,just sprinkled in along with run of the mill back slapping to the stupid around you.

Pick a fight with someone trying to make sense too.
You can really get some post counts up and build cred while being subtle about how rw they are.

Strategic Hrrumphing should suffice.

[freedumb2003b]

Use Chrome there and Firefox here or IE.
Don`t seek bouncy cred early,just fit in with the insanity.

Opera is a nice alternative browser.  I keep it on hand as a tiebreaker when I am having problems with the usual 3.

[DUmpDiver]

I remember someone else suggested "defend Islam as though your life depended on it."

H5

As Homer would say: "It's funny 'cuz it's true."

[jb2u11]

Great suggestions.....is it better to be male or female when being a mole?  My thoughts are they might be a little easier on a female.

[Carl]

Great suggestions.....is it better to be male or female when being a mole?  My thoughts are they might be a little easier on a female.

Possibly but it is just another facade to keep up in the face of being just lunatic enough to fit in.

This is not so much a chance to emerge as a sudden primitive of prominence as it is to become a long term trusted one.
Be careful of using similar terms or phrases there as you do here.
An occasional misspelling is fine and always use "Democratic" when talking about the party.

[Ralph Wiggum]

Great suggestions.....is it better to be male or female when being a mole?  My thoughts are they might be a little easier on a female.

Depends on how you want to play along.  I've created ones that are lesbians, gay atheists, straight.  You just have to despise anything right of Chairman Mao.

It used to be easy to rack up a post count in the lounge, just responding in otherwise innocuous threads.  Some DUmmies are in the lookout, so beware.

[Mr Mannn]

Gender is fluid over there. Pick a non-gender name and you can be whatever you want to be.

RESIST the urge to post common sense...even when it is the obvious answer. Go with the insane flow.

[fatboy]

Great suggestions.....is it better to be male or female when being a mole?  My thoughts are they might be a little easier on a female.

My opinion is that your screen name should suggest that your a chick or in transition.

[jb2u11]

Thanks every one.  I'm going to have to put together a persona i can remember well and stick with.  I wish I knew a flaming liberal I could use as inspiration!

[dutch508]

I recall seeing somewhere a list of suggestions for creating a mole. Am thinking of doing just that.  Anyone have a link to the list?

it's in the super secret forum page.

[Maverick1987]

it's in the super secret forum page.

Which makes me continue to wonder how many DOTY candidates/winners are moles.

[Mr Mannn]

Thanks every one.  I'm going to have to put together a persona i can remember well and stick with.  I wish I knew a flaming liberal I could use as inspiration!

Simple is the key.

[jb2u11]

it's in the super secret forum page.

perhaps someone brought it over at some point, i don't think i have access yet to the super secret stuff.

[Patriot Guard Rider]

This is a perfect time to run up that post number.
Just suspend all reality and logic and dive into the rabid howler monkey pit with every histrionic idiocy you can think of. 

IF, IF I had a mole, and I don't, but if I did, I'd probably start in the lounge and not post political stuff right away. Get your post count up talking about normal stuff. Once you're up to about 800 or so, you can dip your toe into the water. But ya gotta have some cred first.

At least, if I had a mole, that's how I'd do it.

[Maverick1987]

My opinion is that your screen name should suggest that your a chick or in transition.

Would hehe2 be too obvious?

[Patriot Guard Rider]

Would hehe2 be too obvious?

Adadicktomy? For someone undergoing transition, of course.

[fatboy]

Would hehe2 be too obvious?

Or peckerhead? 

[Carl]

Simple is the key.

This x1000.

These are mental infants so it really does not take much lunacy to fit in or feed them.