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Offline Chris_

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New Muslim holy site...
« on: June 05, 2008, 05:07:21 PM »
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(UPI) - A piece of tree bark has received a flurry of attention from the Muslim community after an Illinois man said it is engraved with the word "Mohammed."

Assad Busool, 69, an Islamic scholar from Skokie, Ill., said he was shocked to discover a "holy tree" on his property when he found the engraved 14-inch piece of bark, the Chicago Tribune reported Thursday.

Insects have been credited with making the Arabic markings which appear to form the Islamic prophet's name.

"It's crystal clear, it says Mohammed. Allah is always putting himself out there," said Andala Mbengue, a taxi driver from Senegal.

Skeptics say it is possible the markings are simply a natural phenomenon and should not be overanalyzed.

Dr. Mohammed Sahloul, of the Mosque Foundation in Bridgeview, Ill., said most Muslims "don't tend to overestimate the significance of these things."

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Ho-lee SHIT!  They got these whack jobs in the "Religion of Peace" too?  The world is ****in' ****ed, I tell you...
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Re: New Muslim holy site...
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2008, 05:11:57 PM »
Will he sell it on eBay?
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Re: New Muslim holy site...
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2008, 05:17:31 PM »
Funny thing is, the rest of the graffiti fell off a couple of storms back.  Used to say 'Mohammed loves Fatima' with a valentine heart drawn around it.  Been there for about 50 years, probably...
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Re: New Muslim holy site...
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2008, 05:21:07 PM »
Wanna see their really hol-ee-iest of ho-lee's?
Stick your head in this sphincter and gaze upon the fossilized turd, then you'll say "ho-lee shit"!



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Re: New Muslim holy site...
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2008, 05:33:51 PM »
tree bark? pshaw!
Our tortilla has that beat!
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Re: New Muslim holy site...
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2008, 06:01:24 PM »
Why don't they print a picture of the word?  Would that offend the retards too?
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Re: New Muslim holy site...
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2008, 06:06:02 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on June 05, 2008, 06:01:24 PM
Why don't they print a picture of the word?  Would that offend the retards too?

Maybe it really is from Allah.  Maybe it says 'Mohammed loves Ahmed' and they don't want the rest of the world to know that in addition to being a pedophile, Mohammed was queer as a three dollar bill?
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Re: New Muslim holy site...
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2008, 06:53:37 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on June 05, 2008, 06:01:24 PM
Why don't they print a picture of the word?  Would that offend the retards too?

Yes.

These are the same people who got upset because the swirl on a cup of Burger King ice cream 'looked' like the Arabic word for 'Allah'.
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Re: New Muslim holy site...
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2008, 06:57:53 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on June 05, 2008, 05:33:51 PM
tree bark? pshaw!
Our tortilla has that beat!

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Re: New Muslim holy site...
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2008, 06:50:40 AM »
Quote from: Chris on June 05, 2008, 06:53:37 PM
Quote from: mamacags on June 05, 2008, 06:01:24 PM
Why don't they print a picture of the word?  Would that offend the retards too?

Yes.

These are the same people who got upset because the swirl on a cup of Burger King ice cream 'looked' like the Arabic word for 'Allah'.

In true Islamic fashion the bastards ought to go out and car bomb trees for dissing good ol' prophet Mo.
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