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Offline Tess Anderson

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PETA proposes Lobster Empathy Center for Skowhegan jail
« on: June 03, 2008, 03:47:08 PM »
And PETA wonders why they're seen as a beyond-the-pale "fringe" group:

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SKOWHEGAN, Maine - People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has sent a proposal to the Somerset County commissioners to lease their jail for the world’s first Lobster Empathy Center.

The central Maine county is constructing a new jail and has put the century-old jail in downtown Skowhegan up for sale. The Realtor handling the sale called the offer "likely a publicity stunt."

"A prison is the perfect setting to demonstrate how lobsters suffer when they are caught in traps or confined to cramped, filthy supermarket tanks," PETA wrote in a June 2 letter to the commissioners. "The center will teach visitors to have compassion for these interesting, sensitive animals while also commemorating the millions of lobsters who are ripped from their homes in the ocean off the coast of Maine each year before being boiled alive."

Commissioner Chairman Phil Roy, who doesn’t care for lobster, was at a loss for words Monday afternoon.

"I’m shocked and I don’t know what to say. I didn’t realize Skowhegan was the coastal community PETA was looking for," Roy said, with tongue in cheek.

As the crow flies, the distance from Skowhegan to Rockland, home of the Maine Lobster Festival and a lobster fishing port, is approximately 53 miles.

"The lobster capital of the state of Maine certainly isn’t here," Roy said. He said it was odd that PETA would object to the jail conditions for lobsters but had never filed a complaint on behalf of the human inmates incarcerated there.

PETA said the center would include educational displays and "testimonials from top independent scientists confirming that lobsters feel pain just like other animals."

PETA said the center would feature interactive exhibits such as a human-size lobster trap where visitors can have their fingers wrapped in large rubber bands that will remain on for their entire visit.

"At that point, visitors can be moved to a small, filth-strewn glass tank where they will be crammed together and confined for up to an hour," the proposal states.

The center also would include a concession stand that would include faux lobster treats, and children would receive free stuffed toy lobsters labeled "Lobster Are Friends, Not Food."

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There should be a thread on this at DUmp - if not, there may be one yet, since lobsters are people, too.


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Re: PETA proposes Lobster Empathy Center for Skowhegan jail
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2008, 03:56:33 PM »

There should be a thread on this at DUmp - if not, there may be one yet, since lobsters are people, too


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Re: PETA proposes Lobster Empathy Center for Skowhegan jail
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2008, 08:26:32 PM »
Uh, PETA?  Newsflash--THEY'RE ****ING OCEAN-DWELLING COCKROACHES.

You know why they put rubber bands on their claws?  No?  Lemme fill ya in--it's so they don't eat each other.  It has NOTHING to do with getting pinched by them.
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