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Offline ColonialMarine0431

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Planned Parenthood Gift Card
« on: December 22, 2010, 06:35:43 PM »
Nothing says Merry Christmas like a free abortion from Planned Parenthood.


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How Does a Planned Parenthood Gift Card Say Merry Christmas?

It’s crunch time for the procrastinators amongst us. Shopping for the holidays, which can be a real art form in America, starts to resemble a NASCAR race with the finish line approaching. But if tacky is what you’re looking for this year, Planned Parenthood has the best – or, well, worst in this case – by far.

While it’s obvious to most Americans that central to the Christmas season is a special birth and the family-centered celebrations which mark that event, several Planned Parenthood affiliates decided to offer “the gift of life” certificates – services to include abortions. Oh yes, indeed, nothing says “Happy Birthday” like an abortion from Planned Parenthood.

Following the Alice in Wonderland “up is down and down is up” theme, Planned Parenthood of Indiana and Illinois began offering gift certificates as a holiday wish list suggestion. Promoted as “the gift of life,” the certificates (they admit) include abortion. Apparently it’s a slippery sled ride from Merry Christmas, to Happy Holidays, to Happy Abortion! (And “Plan B” by the chimney – for the romantics amongst us?)


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Re: Planned Parenthood Gift Card
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2010, 06:37:40 PM »
Sick.
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Re: Planned Parenthood Gift Card
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2010, 06:52:47 PM »
I can't understand the upside-down thinking of these idiots. Wow. Talk about warped? :mental:
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Re: Planned Parenthood Gift Card
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2010, 06:53:28 PM »
Things like this garner sympathy for clinic bombers.

ETA:  I'm off to see if I piss anyone off on Facebook.
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Re: Planned Parenthood Gift Card
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2010, 07:37:27 PM »
I wonder where I can get some of these cards to give as gifts.
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Re: Planned Parenthood Gift Card
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2010, 07:40:37 PM »
Quote from: compaqxp on December 22, 2010, 07:37:27 PM
I wonder where I can get some of these cards to give as gifts.

Would you shut the **** up?

Your mother should have aborted your worthless ass.
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Re: Planned Parenthood Gift Card
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2010, 07:45:21 PM »
Quote from: compaqxp on December 22, 2010, 07:37:27 PM
I wonder where I can get some of these cards to give as gifts.
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Re: Planned Parenthood Gift Card
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2010, 08:39:46 AM »
Quote from: compaqxp on December 22, 2010, 07:37:27 PM
I wonder where I can get some of these cards to give as gifts.

Make it 76 BSs . . .
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Re: Planned Parenthood Gift Card
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2010, 08:41:04 AM »
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Re: Planned Parenthood Gift Card
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2010, 08:44:51 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on December 23, 2010, 08:41:04 AM
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Ralphie, the inDUHvidual in question makes me want to sign up about 10 sock puppets, just to drive up his BS count.
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Re: Planned Parenthood Gift Card
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2010, 08:47:24 AM »
Quote from: compaqxp on December 22, 2010, 07:37:27 PM
I wonder where I can get some of these cards to give as gifts.

A) Who on earth would think that was even a slightly appropriate Christmas Gift.
B) Who on earth would you give it too.

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Re: Planned Parenthood Gift Card
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2010, 11:39:05 AM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on December 23, 2010, 08:47:24 AM
A) Who on earth would think that was even a slightly appropriate Christmas Gift.
B) Who on earth would you give it too.

BS given

A) Very few people
B) Who wouldn't I give one too?
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Re: Planned Parenthood Gift Card
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2010, 12:35:20 PM »
Quote from: compaqxp on December 23, 2010, 11:39:05 AM
A) Very few people
B) Who wouldn't I give one too?

Too bad no one gave one to your mother.
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Re: Planned Parenthood Gift Card
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2010, 12:50:13 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on December 23, 2010, 12:35:20 PM
Too bad no one gave one to your mother.

That's the best you can do?  ::)
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Re: Planned Parenthood Gift Card
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2010, 12:50:43 PM »
Quote from: compaqxp on December 23, 2010, 12:50:13 PM
That's the best you can do?  ::)

You really want your Fight Club thread, huh?
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Re: Planned Parenthood Gift Card
« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2010, 12:54:29 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on December 23, 2010, 12:50:43 PM
You really want your Fight Club thread, huh?

I don't want anything except for you to admit I'm right.
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Re: Planned Parenthood Gift Card
« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2010, 12:57:39 PM »
Quote from: compaqxp on December 23, 2010, 12:54:29 PM
I don't want anything except for you to admit I'm right.
:lmao:

Loser.
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Re: Planned Parenthood Gift Card
« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2010, 12:58:52 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on December 23, 2010, 12:57:39 PM
:lmao:

Loser.

My lottery ticket was a loser when I checked it this morning, how did you know?  :???:

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« Last Edit: December 23, 2010, 01:05:56 PM by compaqxp »
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Re: Planned Parenthood Gift Card
« Reply #18 on: December 23, 2010, 01:11:16 PM »
Quote from: compaqxp on December 23, 2010, 12:58:52 PM
My lottery ticket was a loser when I checked it this morning, how did you know?  :???:

EDIT: How did my rep go from -94 to -194? Who's messing with it?

BS for whining about Rep.
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Re: Planned Parenthood Gift Card
« Reply #19 on: December 23, 2010, 01:12:23 PM »
I did it so I don't have to keep coming back and clicking on it.  Consider it an early Christmas present.
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Re: Planned Parenthood Gift Card
« Reply #20 on: December 23, 2010, 01:13:55 PM »
Quote from: compaqxp on December 23, 2010, 12:58:52 PM
My lottery ticket was a loser when I checked it this morning, how did you know?  :???:

EDIT: How did my rep go from -94 to -194? Who's messing with it?

Who said anybody is messing with it.

Face it, you "engender feelings in others that they themselves don't understand", but are more than happy to respond to by issuing you another BS, punk.
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Re: Planned Parenthood Gift Card
« Reply #21 on: December 23, 2010, 01:16:03 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on December 23, 2010, 01:12:23 PM
I did it so I don't have to keep coming back and clicking on it.  Consider it an early Christmas present.

I'm quite offended. You should have said "consider is a Holiday gift".
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Re: Planned Parenthood Gift Card
« Reply #22 on: December 23, 2010, 01:19:34 PM »
Quote from: compaqxp on December 23, 2010, 01:16:03 PM
I'm quite offended. You should have said "consider is a Holiday gift".

Go hump a sheep, you pathetic Canuck.
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Re: Planned Parenthood Gift Card
« Reply #23 on: December 23, 2010, 02:04:28 PM »
Quote from: compaqxp on December 23, 2010, 12:58:52 PM
My lottery ticket was a loser when I checked it this morning, how did you know?  :???:

EDIT: How did my rep go from -94 to -194? Who's messing with it?

Because nobody likes you.
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Re: Planned Parenthood Gift Card
« Reply #24 on: December 23, 2010, 02:38:08 PM »
Quote from: compaqxp on December 23, 2010, 12:58:52 PM
My lottery ticket was a loser when I checked it this morning, how did you know?  :???:

EDIT: How did my rep go from -94 to -194? Who's messing with it?
Hmmmmmm Obama for 2012 I am sure has NOTHING to do with it!
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