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Uma Thurman’s latest film is set to be one of the biggest box office flops ever after just one ticket was sold for the movie on its opening day. Over its opening weekend at the beginning of March, only around a dozen people went to see Motherhood, a semi-autobiographical account of parenting in New York written and directed by Katherine Dieckmann.

The film took just £88 at the British box office on its opening weekend.
 
On its debut Sunday, takings at the box office were just £9 - the price of a ticket for one person.

Only one British cinema was given permission to launch the film earlier this month, with the film’s producers hoping that exclusivity would generate a buzz and lead to box office success by word of mouth. ...
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Oh dear, that's a flop of epic proportions.  :-)



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Re: Uma Thurman's new film seen by just one person on opening day
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2010, 08:09:16 AM »
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Re: Uma Thurman's new film seen by just one person on opening day
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2010, 09:04:14 AM »
Now, had they put her in a skin-tight yellow outfit, and given her a Hattori Hanzo sword, and called it "Kill Bill III", it might have done a bit better.
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Re: Uma Thurman's new film seen by just one person on opening day
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2010, 11:52:24 PM »
That is sad I feel so bad for her :sarcasm:
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Re: Uma Thurman's new film seen by just one person on opening day
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2010, 03:41:42 PM »
Even "Plan 9 From Outer Space" did better then that.
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Re: Uma Thurman's new film seen by just one person on opening day
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2010, 03:44:45 PM »
man it's REALLY bad when your own family doesn't go and buy a ticket!!! :rofl:
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Re: Uma Thurman's new film seen by just one person on opening day
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2010, 04:10:38 PM »
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On its debut Sunday, takings at the box office were just £9 - the price of a ticket for one person.

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Re: Uma Thurman's new film seen by just one person on opening day
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2010, 04:14:04 PM »
Not even Uma bought a ticket, apparently.

Wow.

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Re: Uma Thurman's new film seen by just one person on opening day
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2010, 04:39:01 PM »
The film was truly an epic...an EPIC FAIL.

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