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Renee Zellwegger is Dead to Me
« on: January 31, 2009, 04:59:39 PM »
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“I have a crush on Jimmy Carter. I admit it. He has an extraordinary mind. He's an exceptional human being. And he writes poetry, for crying out loud. He's all good things.”

In a Friday “Life” section profile, “A low-key Renee Zellweger loves to hide in plain sight,” reporter Donna Freydkin relayed: “So wowed was Zellweger that she waited in the blistering Manhattan cold for 2 1/2 hours on Monday to have the 39th President sign her copy of his latest book, We Can Have Peace in the Holy Land: A Plan That Will Work.”
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/brent-baker/2009/01/31/zellweger-i-have-crush-jimmy-carter-he-writes-poetry

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Re: Renee Zellwegger is Dead to Me
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2009, 08:28:56 PM »
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Re: Renee Zellwegger is Dead to Me
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2009, 09:34:56 PM »
Renee has forgotten (or perhaps never knew) that Jimmah has lusted in his heart.

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Re: Renee Zellwegger is Dead to Me
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2009, 10:31:28 PM »
She was dead to me when she did what she did to Kenny Chesney.
She is an evil bimbo.
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Re: Renee Zellwegger is Dead to Me
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2009, 11:17:27 PM »
Quote from: Kay on January 31, 2009, 10:31:28 PM
She was dead to me when she did what she did to Kenny Chesney.
She is an evil bimbo.

Who?  What?

Zelwegger creeps me out.  She looks like a 60-year-old woman.  And not in a nice way.
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Re: Renee Zellwegger is Dead to Me
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2009, 08:23:03 PM »
Quote from: Chris on January 31, 2009, 11:17:27 PM
Who?  What?

Zelwegger creeps me out.  She looks like a 60-year-old woman.  And not in a nice way.

How old is she? She got a really, really bad review on her new movie in our local lib rag.
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Re: Renee Zellwegger is Dead to Me
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2009, 11:22:31 PM »
Quote from: SaintLouieWoman on February 01, 2009, 08:23:03 PM
How old is she? She got a really, really bad review on her new movie in our local lib rag.

She's not much older than I am.  She looks really  bad.

I, on the other hand, look fabulous.
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Re: Renee Zellwegger is Dead to Me
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2009, 11:45:58 AM »
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Re: Renee Zellwegger is Dead to Me
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2009, 09:12:33 PM »
She is fat - has a big head too.
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Re: Renee Zellwegger is Dead to Me
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2009, 07:38:32 AM »
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Re: Renee Zellwegger is Dead to Me
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2009, 07:58:08 PM »
Since she's not all that hot, she has to pretend to be intellectual.

Her best movie, IMO, is Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation.  If only she had stopped there.
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Re: Renee Zellwegger is Dead to Me
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2009, 09:40:43 PM »
I thought she did a helluva job in Chicago (the movie/musical). I'm kinda partial to that movie because I once played that gig in a pit orchestra and the music is lusty as hell.

She was nominated for best actress in that film, losing out to Catherine Zeta-Jones in the same film. Say whatcha want, the girl has some acting chops, eventually winning the Supporting Actress Oscar in Cold Mountain.

I hate the girl's politics, but she's got some skills.

Let's just hope she keeps her yap somewhat shut on things that she's clueless about.

Like Jimmy Carter, for example.
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Re: Renee Zellwegger is Dead to Me
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2009, 10:24:57 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 03, 2009, 09:40:43 PM
I thought she did a helluva job in Chicago (the movie/musical). I'm kinda partial to that movie because I once played that gig in a pit orchestra and the music is lusty as hell.

She was nominated for best actress in that film, losing out to Catherine Zeta-Jones in the same film. Say whatcha want, the girl has some acting chops, eventually winning the Supporting Actress Oscar in Cold Mountain.

I hate the girl's politics, but she's got some skills.

Let's just hope she keeps her yap somewhat shut on things that she's clueless about.

Like Jimmy Carter, for example.

Sadly, all those parts were played far inferior to Jenny in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre:TNG.  Some people just peak right from the start and it never gets better than their first novel or first big movie so they have to become pseudo-intellectuals.  Same thing happened to most of the cast of The Breakfast Club.  And Orson Wells.
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Re: Renee Zellwegger is Dead to Me
« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2009, 07:31:36 AM »
She always looks like she just ate an entire lemon!
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Re: Renee Zellwegger is Dead to Me
« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2009, 09:19:51 AM »
I must be totally out of it terms of modern culture.  I never heard of her,  Now I don't want to.
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Re: Renee Zellwegger is Dead to Me
« Reply #15 on: February 04, 2009, 10:24:26 PM »
I thought her best role was in Jerry McGuirer
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Re: Renee Zellwegger is Dead to Me
« Reply #16 on: February 04, 2009, 11:14:02 PM »
I thought she was good in Bridget Jones but then she was playing something pretty close to her heart.  A sad, sadistic, spinster with now future and no real ambition or intelligence.  I mean I think the biggest stretch for her was the accent.
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Re: Renee Zellwegger is Dead to Me
« Reply #17 on: February 04, 2009, 11:25:46 PM »
For some reason I just couldn't get into that Bridget Jones movie. I think it was because of her phony Brit accent.
I did however get real into Colin Firth. But everytime Bridget opened her mouth I just couldn't take it.
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Re: Renee Zellwegger is Dead to Me
« Reply #18 on: February 05, 2009, 12:25:32 AM »
Quote from: Kay on February 04, 2009, 11:25:46 PM
For some reason I just couldn't get into that Bridget Jones movie. I think it was because of her phony Brit accent.
I did however get real into Colin Firth. But everytime Bridget opened her mouth I just couldn't take it.

I watched that movie and didn't see the giant knickers.  What a ripoff.
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