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Where's the Goverment??
« on: September 05, 2008, 03:33:29 PM »
There is a Tropical storm Hanna bearing down on my location right now............and nobody for the goverment is doing a damn thing for me. Hell I even had too work a full shift.

Dammit...............* hates NC and SC
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Re: Where's the Goverment??
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2008, 03:37:48 PM »
Rove left the controls alone and some kids from the neighborhood started messing with it.

I have warned him over and over about locking the door to the Weather Control Room.
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Re: Where's the Goverment??
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2008, 03:56:21 PM »
OH MY GOD!!!!!!! THE SUN IS GONE, IT'S POURING RAIN, GLOBAL WARMING IS UPON US, WE'RE DOOMED.


Oh nevermind, the outer fringes of Hanna just got here. ....but one of these days, I'm telling you............

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Re: Where's the Goverment??
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2008, 08:08:00 PM »
I have been told to expect 70mph winds by 6am.....................and I still haven't been told what hotel they are paying for me.
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Re: Where's the Goverment??
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2008, 08:25:48 PM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on September 05, 2008, 08:08:00 PM
I have been told to expect 70mph winds by 6am.....................and I still haven't been told what hotel they are paying for me.
Get real, you're a repuke.  You're supposed to be on the rescue team, not the rescued team.  ::)


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Re: Where's the Goverment??
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2008, 08:31:10 PM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on September 05, 2008, 08:08:00 PM
I have been told to expect 70mph winds by 6am.....................and I still haven't been told what hotel they are paying for me.

Gonna be there well before 0600, CH.
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Re: Where's the Goverment??
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2008, 02:30:46 AM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on September 05, 2008, 08:08:00 PM
I have been told to expect 70mph winds by 6am.....................and I still haven't been told what hotel they are paying for me.

Why you lucky dawg! A 3 year paid vacation.
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Re: Where's the Goverment??
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2008, 03:45:56 AM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on September 05, 2008, 08:08:00 PM
I have been told to expect 70mph winds by 6am
Well then, you'll need This LINK
You Eastern folks are sissies. You get hours of warning before storms like this strike. I live in CA, under constant threat of Earthquakes and unwashed hippies. Man up damn it!
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Re: Where's the Goverment??
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2008, 06:18:50 AM »
Quote from: wasp69 on September 05, 2008, 08:31:10 PM
Quote from: Crazy Horse on September 05, 2008, 08:08:00 PM
I have been told to expect 70mph winds by 6am.....................and I still haven't been told what hotel they are paying for me.

Gonna be there well before 0600, CH.

The eye is just now passing by..............I've seen worse thunderstorms. This is nothing like some of the past September storms I can remember.........Hugo, Fran, Diana,Gloria, Floyd, Gustav(02), Hanna(02), Isabel, Ophelia, Alberto................well shit............regardless where's the damn gubbmit.

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Re: Where's the Goverment??
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2008, 06:26:41 AM »
Quote from: Big Don on September 06, 2008, 03:45:56 AM
Quote from: Crazy Horse on September 05, 2008, 08:08:00 PM
I have been told to expect 70mph winds by 6am
Well then, you'll need This LINK
You Eastern folks are sissies. You get hours of warning before storms like this strike. I live in CA, under constant threat of Earthquakes and unwashed hippies. Man up damn it!

I was out there for the Landers/Big Bear and Northridge quakes. I'll take that anyday over a 300 mile wide storm with sustained winds in excess 100mph a 10+ foot wall of water coming with the eye.
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Re: Where's the Goverment??
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2008, 06:49:43 AM »
Shit....................dog just about got killed, half a Maple tree just came down in the yard and missed him by about 5 feet.
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Re: Where's the Goverment??
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2008, 10:08:12 AM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on September 06, 2008, 06:49:43 AM
Shit....................dog just about got killed, half a Maple tree just came down in the yard and missed him by about 5 feet.

 :o  Did it miss the house?  You guys all ok?   :o
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Re: Where's the Goverment??
« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2008, 10:17:41 AM »
Whelp--here it comes.  Guess I better get the chainsaw ready.
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Re: Where's the Goverment??
« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2008, 04:03:39 PM »
Quote from: MrsSmith on September 06, 2008, 10:08:12 AM
Quote from: Crazy Horse on September 06, 2008, 06:49:43 AM
Shit....................dog just about got killed, half a Maple tree just came down in the yard and missed him by about 5 feet.

 :o  Did it miss the house?  You guys all ok?   :o

Yeah missed the house......................barley touched the fence and the dog really doesn't like going outside right now.

Saw a house down the street with a 4" pine tree limb impaled in the roof. :o

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Re: Where's the Goverment??
« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2008, 04:37:07 PM »
Glad you're ok!
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Re: Where's the Goverment??
« Reply #15 on: September 06, 2008, 05:32:02 PM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on September 06, 2008, 04:03:39 PM
Quote from: MrsSmith on September 06, 2008, 10:08:12 AM
Quote from: Crazy Horse on September 06, 2008, 06:49:43 AM
Shit....................dog just about got killed, half a Maple tree just came down in the yard and missed him by about 5 feet.

 :o  Did it miss the house?  You guys all ok?   :o

Yeah missed the house......................barley touched the fence and the dog really doesn't like going outside right now.

Saw a house down the street with a 4" pine tree limb impaled in the roof. :o



Wow, not fun!!  It's all over now, right?
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Re: Where's the Goverment??
« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2008, 05:44:14 PM »
yep sunny and a little breeze.
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Re: Where's the Goverment??
« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2008, 05:55:20 PM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on September 06, 2008, 05:44:14 PM
yep sunny and a little breeze.
Now things have calmed down, you should go and loot some beer and kick back for a while.  :-)
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Re: Where's the Goverment??
« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2008, 06:20:17 PM »
Quote from: bijou on September 06, 2008, 05:55:20 PM
Quote from: Crazy Horse on September 06, 2008, 05:44:14 PM
yep sunny and a little breeze.
Now things have calmed down, you should go and loot some beer and kick back for a while.  :-)

Beer was the first thing iced yesterday...............and enough iced for a week. :-) :-)
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