Politicians and their nervous ticks aka lies (Featuring Joe Biden and Kamala)

[Ralph Wiggum]

A few observations about Creepy Joe:

He constantly says things in his rare public appearances such as "I'm not joking" or "I'm serious", and also annoying whispers into the microphone.  These are tells that he's completely full of crap.  Anyone who even casually notices body language and human behavior should recognize these uncomfortable little nervous ticks.

As for the hiding Cackler who is 2nd in "charge".  Her annoying laughter is a defense mechanism which means she doesn't want to answer the question and will deflect.

One supposes that his sniffing people's hair and rubbing their shoulders might qualify.  Any other observations on that weirdo?

[DefiantSix]

He constantly says things in his rare public appearances such as "I'm not joking" or "I'm serious", and also annoying whispers into the microphone.  These are tells that he's completely full of crap.  Anyone who even casually notices body language and human behavior should recognize these uncomfortable little nervous ticks.

Exactly. Anytime somebody tells me to trust them, believe them, anything in a similar vein, alarm bells ring loudly in my head that this person shouldn't be trusted any further than they can be thrown.

[Eupher]

Granny Boxwine, aka Nancy Pelousy, annoys me with her perpetual, Botox-induced deer-in-the-headlights expression. And she talks like she's been on a 3-day bender. Mumbles incoherently.

She'd be a natural on the streets of SF as a homeless bimbo that happened to stumble on wig to cover her greasy, vermin-riddled hair.