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Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly
Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."

Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, “Better think it over...........women like that are hard to find."

 

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The wife asked what’cha doing today?

I told her ‘nothing’.

She said that’s what you did yesterday.

I said I wasn’t finished.

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Know how to defeat wrinkles?

Eat till they fill out.

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God’s got to be the best inventor of all time.

He took a rib and built a loudspeaker.

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What’s the best birth control after 50?

Nudity.

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