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Offline Chris_

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I R old.
« on: August 19, 2008, 07:43:39 AM »
Students entering college for the first time this fall were generally born in 1990.

For these students, Sammy Davis Jr., Jim Henson, Ryan White, Stevie Ray Vaughan and Freddy Krueger have always been dead.

1  Harry Potter could be a classmate, playing on their Quidditch team.
2  Since they were in diapers, karaoke machines have been annoying people at parties.
3  They have always been looking for Carmen Sandiego.
4  GPS satellite navigation systems have always been available.
5  Coke and Pepsi have always used recycled plastic bottles.
6  Shampoo and conditioner have always been available in the same bottle.
7  Gas stations have never fixed flats, but most serve cappuccino.
8  Their parents may have dropped them in shock when they heard George Bush announce “tax revenue increases.”
9  Electronic filing of tax returns has always been an option.
10 Girls in head scarves have always been part of the school fashion scene.
11 All have had a relative--or known about a friend's relative--who died comfortably at home with Hospice.
12 As a precursor to “whatever,” they have recognized that some people “just don’t get it.”
13 Universal Studios has always offered an alternative to Mickey in Orlando.
14 Grandma has always had wheels on her walker.
15 Martha Stewart Living has always been setting the style.
16 Haagen-Dazs ice cream has always come in quarts.
17 Club Med resorts have always been places to take the whole family.
18 WWW has never stood for World Wide Wrestling.
19 Films have never been X rated, only NC-17.
20 The Warsaw Pact is as hazy for them as the League of Nations was for their parents.
21 Students have always been "Rocking the Vote.”
22 Clarence Thomas has always sat on the Supreme Court.
23 Schools have always been concerned about multiculturalism.
24 We have always known that “All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in Kindergarten.”
25 There have always been gay rabbis.
26 Wayne Newton has never had a mustache.
27 College grads have always been able to Teach for America.
28 IBM has never made typewriters.
29 Roseanne Barr has never been invited to sing the National Anthem again.
30 McDonald’s and Burger King have always used vegetable oil for cooking french fries.
31 They have never been able to color a tree using a raw umber Crayola.
32 There has always been Pearl Jam.
33 The Tonight Show has always been hosted by Jay Leno and started at 11:35 EST.
34 Pee-Wee has never been in his playhouse during the day.
35 They never tasted Benefit Cereal with psyllium.
36 They may have been given a Nintendo Game Boy to play with in the crib.
37 Authorities have always been building a wall across the Mexican border.
38 Lenin’s name has never been on a major city in Russia.
39 Employers have always been able to do credit checks on employees.
40 Balsamic vinegar has always been available in the U.S.
41 Macaulay Culkin has always been Home Alone.
42 Their parents may have watched The American Gladiators on TV the day they were born.
43 Personal privacy has always been threatened.
44 Caller ID has always been available on phones.
45 Living wills have always been asked for at hospital check-ins.
46 The Green Bay Packers (almost) always had the same starting quarterback.
47 They never heard an attendant ask “Want me to check under the hood?”
48 Iced tea has always come in cans and bottles.
49 Soft drink refills have always been free.
50 They have never known life without Seinfeld references from a show about “nothing.”
51 Windows 3.0 operating system made IBM PCs user-friendly the year they were born.
52 Muscovites have always been able to buy Big Macs.
53 The Royal New Zealand Navy has never been permitted a daily ration of rum.
54 The Hubble Space Telescope has always been eavesdropping on the heavens.
55 98.6 F or otherwise has always been confirmed in the ear.
56 Michael Millken has always been a philanthropist promoting prostate cancer research.
57 Off-shore oil drilling in the United States has always been prohibited.
58 Radio stations have never been required to present both sides of public issues.
59 There have always been charter schools.
60 Students always had Goosebumps.


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Re: I R old.
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2008, 07:50:48 AM »
Michael Millken has always been a philanthropist promoting prostate cancer research


 :lmao:


Yeah, those make me feel old too. I knew I hit that though when I was old enough to be the mother of those graduating high school--that happened about 2 years ago :bawl: :-) I still can't fathom the idea that I could have been mother to a 20 year old right now if I'd made some errors in judgement back in the day :uhsure: :-) That's one thing about having your kids a bit older. My oldest is 10 and they go on down from there so most peeps think I'm the 32 year old range instead of almost 40.  :-)

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Re: I R old.
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2008, 11:11:11 AM »
Michael Millken has always been a philanthropist promoting prostate cancer research


 :lmao:


Yeah, those make me feel old too. I knew I hit that though when I was old enough to be the mother of those graduating high school--that happened about 2 years ago :bawl: :-) I still can't fathom the idea that I could have been mother to a 20 year old right now if I'd made some errors in judgement back in the day :uhsure: :-) That's one thing about having your kids a bit older. My oldest is 10 and they go on down from there so most peeps think I'm the 32 year old range instead of almost 40.  :-)

Heh, some of the "new kids" in my office are roughly the same age as my son.  That's a mighty weird feeling.
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Re: I R old.
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2008, 11:34:30 AM »
I'm still adjusting to being a "Grammie" and he's almost 2! ::)

My driver's license may say almost 56, but I'm really 36......that's my story and I'm sticking to it!!! :-)
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

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« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2008, 11:36:04 AM »
I'm still adjusting to being a "Grammie" and he's almost 2! ::)

My driver's license may say almost 56, but I'm really 36......that's my story and I'm sticking to it!!! :-)

I thought you were 29, deb my friend...
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« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2008, 12:17:51 PM »
You people are old...


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« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2008, 12:38:20 PM »
You people are old...


 :bolt:


Settle down or I'm sending you to my room...your room..huh? what? :evillaugh: :-)

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« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2008, 12:40:54 PM »
You people are old...


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Settle down or I'm sending you to my room...your room..huh? what? :evillaugh: :-)


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How's that paper coming along?    :uhsure:
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« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2008, 01:10:28 PM »
You people are old...


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I gots shoes older than you.   :-)
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« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2008, 01:15:47 PM »
The first Gulf War to them is what Vietnam was to their parents' generation.  :bawl:

Vietnam is as distant to them as D-Day was to their parents.  :bawl:
Let nothing trouble you,
Let nothing frighten you. 
All things are passing;
God never changes.
Patience attains all that it strives for.
He who has God lacks nothing:
God alone suffices.
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« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2008, 05:12:19 PM »
The IBM Selectric III is still the best typewriter ever made and still in use. I was using one almost daily at the Warfare Center.

Amazing how most technology is because of Military applications and the military is always the last to get em.





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« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2008, 05:16:01 PM »
The IBM Selectric III is still the best typewriter ever made and still in use. I was using one almost daily at the Warfare Center.

Amazing how most technology is because of Military applications and the military is always the last to get em.





Yeah....................ya'll are old
Ouch....I learned to type before electric typewriters existed.   :old:
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« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2008, 06:03:28 PM »
The IBM Selectric III is still the best typewriter ever made and still in use. I was using one almost daily at the Warfare Center.

Amazing how most technology is because of Military applications and the military is always the last to get em.





Yeah....................ya'll are old
Ouch....I learned to type before electric typewriters existed.   :old:

Yep your old grandpa
You got off your ass, now get your wife off her back.

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« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2008, 06:53:19 PM »
The IBM Selectric III is still the best typewriter ever made and still in use. I was using one almost daily at the Warfare Center.

Amazing how most technology is because of Military applications and the military is always the last to get em.





Yeah....................ya'll are old
Ouch....I learned to type before electric typewriters existed.   :old:

Yep your old grandpa


Dear Crazy Horse....

I learned to type on a manual typewriter also....

 :hammer:

Hugs to you
Grammie  :tongue:
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

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A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

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« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2008, 08:34:42 PM »
Royal Standard started my 'Columbus' typing skills.  I still discover a key and land on it. :tongue: :cheersmate:
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« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2008, 09:19:53 PM »
Royal Standard started my 'Columbus' typing skills.  I still discover a key and land on it. :tongue: :cheersmate:

Hi Rusty!!!

Michael types the same way as you do..... :popcorn:
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." – Dave Barry

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.