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Title: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a (nadinbrzezinski)
Post by: franksolich on December 29, 2012, 06:22:35 AM
Congratulations to nadinbrzezinski, the second of two #02 Top DUmmies of 2012!

Just as in the case of the preceding #02 top primitive, she was just one vote separated from the top spot, one lone single solitary vote.  One more vote for nadin, and she would’ve tied for it, two more votes, and she would’ve won.

Despite that nadin’s been around a while, she’s only ever appeared among the winners two times, attaining #01 Top DUmmie of 2011 and #17 Top DUmmie in 2010.

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nadin’s something else.

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No more need be said; now, on to the Robyn McGrath award, the “Rob,” for the primitive who provided the most amusement this past year (to be revealed Sunday, December 30), and finally, for the Top DUmmie of 2012 (to be revealed Monday, December 31, New Year’s Eve).
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 29, 2012, 06:26:44 AM
YAY!

She didn't repeat! :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: Skul on December 29, 2012, 06:27:27 AM
Heh, first loser.  :lmao:
How quickly she fell from grace.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: whiffleball on December 29, 2012, 06:28:33 AM
Oh happy day!  Now that she's not number 1 she'll try harder in '13.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: franksolich on December 29, 2012, 06:54:34 AM
I just checked, for the benefit of lurking primitives who think that franksolich has "clout" here.

I didn't vote for the yet-to-be-revealed #01 Top DUmmie of 2012.

I voted for:

DainBramaged, the brain-damaged cretin
demtenjeep, Pamela
grasswire, the pie-and-jam primitive
iverglas, the now-gone-away anti-gun nut
kpete, the rich bitch
LynneSin, the dropsical primitive (later changed to w8liftinglady)
MrScorpio, the dork primitive
Odin2005, the lazy chubby lad (later changed to Taverner)
Omaha Steve, the big guy
Systematic Chaos, the Las Vegas Leviathan

On the special awards, I voted for poor stupid Beth, the EFerrari primitive, for the "Willie," the big guy Omaha Steve for the "Steve," and I didn't vote for the yet-to-be-revealed winner of the "Rob."

That doesn't look like a whole lot of clout to me, especially since I was exercising all that "clout" to get the pie-and-jam primitive selected as the top primitive, and poor stupid Beth for the "Willie."
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: FlippyDoo on December 29, 2012, 07:46:43 AM
I really hate that nadin didn't take the top spot again, but coach is an upstanding citizen. If frank tells me that nads is a LOSER I believe him 100%.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: jtyangel on December 29, 2012, 08:02:45 AM
Ahh. Ban rational thought processes must be top bill.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 29, 2012, 08:39:08 AM
I really hate that nadin didn't take the top spot again, but coach is an upstanding citizen. If frank tells me that nads is a LOSER I believe him 100%.

Hell, Flippy--I could have told you that! O-)
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: Ogre on December 29, 2012, 09:46:39 AM
Poor, poor Nads, one day you're the cock of the walk, the next day you're a feather duster.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: wasp69 on December 29, 2012, 09:50:10 AM
Ahh. Ban rational thought processes must be top bill.

Yep, I believe you are right...
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: shoes off the couch on December 29, 2012, 10:16:33 AM
I'm glad Nads didn't win. I didn't vote, but if I had she wouldn't have been anywhere on my ballot.

Let me explain.

Alas Nads is also one of God's children, so she deserves compassion and I will show her some. She has gotten so far out there, so outrageous with her claims and "reports", as to create a mockery of herself. I hardly find her entertaining anymore. Usually I just feel bad for her. Other primitives, no doubt, say comparably outlandish things that make decent people cringe. Yet, there is a sense I get that most of them have just enough loose marbles shifting around up there they actually believe their Che loving dreams of a socialist revolution, or whatever, could come to be.

As compassionate people we don't expect those severely lacking in some way or other to compete or function with everyone else. Perhaps if there ever is a short bus award or something I may consider awarding her my vote for that.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: franksolich on December 29, 2012, 10:25:49 AM
Perhaps if there ever is a short bus award or something I may consider awarding her my vote for that.

I had to read your comment all the way through three times, to be sure I understood what it was you're saying.

No denigration of your writing; it's just the brain's tired and clogged and sometimes absent because of a bad cold.

That is an awesome compliment to nadin, said in such a clever way.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: Charles Henrickson on December 29, 2012, 10:29:30 AM
nadinbrzezinski, the second of two #02 Top DUmmies. . . . she was just one vote separated from the top spot, one lone single solitary vote. 

NO! NO! NO! NO! I DEMAND A RECOUNT! She's been jobed! She's been hossed! She's been disenfrenchfried! The BULLIES are behind this, I tell you! I'm going to get my riffle and the good rig and go hop on the trolly and go dylsexic! This is the typing point! The Rubio has been crossed! I'm going to the GA and we're going to OCUPPY CC!! Oh, and frank--welcome to the iggy list.

Nadin, you will always be #1 in my book, sweetcakes.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: franksolich on December 29, 2012, 10:35:24 AM
NO! NO! NO! NO! I DEMAND A RECOUNT! She's been jobed! She's been hossed! She's been disenfrenchfried! The BULLIES are behind this, I tell you! I'm going to get my riffle and the good rig and go hop on the trolly and go dylsexic! This is the typing point! The Rubio has been crossed! I'm going to the GA and we're going to OCUPPY CC!! Oh, and frank--welcome to the iggy list.

Nadin, you will always be #1 in my book, sweetcakes.

Oh now, sir, direct your unhappiness at the proper target.

If one carefully follows the "voting thread" (now in the DUmpster) in chronological sequence, one will see that our good friend miskie was the one who cast the deciding vote for the #01 Top DUmmie, denying your candidate the prize.

It was neck-and-neck-and-neck among the top three from the start, but seriously, the #01 Top DUmmie was always at least tied with other primitives for first.  Maybe if Taverner had dropped drugs and gotten healthy, and if nadin had dropped considerable weight and gotten healthy, one of them would've caught up.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: franksolich on December 29, 2012, 10:46:50 AM
And actually--again, from the voting thread, where votes are public--it was our good friend JakeStyle whose last-minute vote for nadin spared her the embarrassment of slipping down to third place (in which case the dork would've fallen to fourth place, given there was a good gap between nadin/Taverner and the dork).
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: Ballygrl on December 29, 2012, 11:40:48 AM
OMG! she didn't win? :yahoo:
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: Ballygrl on December 29, 2012, 11:43:10 AM
NO! NO! NO! NO! I DEMAND A RECOUNT! She's been jobed! She's been hossed! She's been disenfrenchfried! The BULLIES are behind this, I tell you! I'm going to get my riffle and the good rig and go hop on the trolly and go dylsexic! This is the typing point! The Rubio has been crossed! I'm going to the GA and we're going to OCUPPY CC!! Oh, and frank--welcome to the iggy list.

Nadin, you will always be #1 in my book, sweetcakes.

:lmao:
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: Ballygrl on December 29, 2012, 11:45:59 AM
Charles, I would say this is breaking news and deserves a DUFU!
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: franksolich on December 29, 2012, 12:00:40 PM
Charles, I would say this is breaking news and deserves a DUFU!

Now, that would be disrespectful to the winner, who deserves all the shine and glory of the prize.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: Charles Henrickson on December 29, 2012, 12:07:47 PM
Charles, I would say this is breaking news and deserves a DUFU!

I already had that thought, Ballygrl. You and I must be channeling.

Yep, this thing is going public. As a journalist, I am obfuscated to get to the bottom of this.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: franksolich on December 29, 2012, 12:11:09 PM
I already had that thought, Ballygrl. You and I must be channeling.

Yep, this thing is going public. As a journalist, I am obfuscated to get to the bottom of this.

Well now, don't blame me; I'm just the guy who counted all the votes.  I didn't cast all the votes.

Blame my good friend miskie, who by not voting for nadin, kept her from at least tying for first.

<<voted for Taverner
<<did not vote for nadin
<<did not vote for the yet-to-be-revealed #01 DUmmie of 2012.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: Charles Henrickson on December 29, 2012, 12:16:05 PM
I'm just the guy who counted all the votes.  I didn't cast all the votes.

He who counts them casts them.

<<did not vote for nadin

So you admit it. The blood is on your hands, my friend, the blood is on your hands.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: FlippyDoo on December 29, 2012, 12:16:21 PM
If she only lost out by one vote I'm kind of regretting my self-imposed ban on fictional spirit-guides voting in the contest, but rules are rules. Following rules, along with not being brain dead leeches, is one of the things that separate us from the DUmmies.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: franksolich on December 29, 2012, 12:20:25 PM
He who counts them casts them.

So you admit it. The blood is on your hands, my friend, the blood is on your hands.

Well now, I'm sure everybody's going to be eminently pleased with the winner of the "Rob," coming tomorrow, and the winner of top primitivity, coming Monday, New Year's Eve.

Neither one of them are exactly non-entities.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: GOP Congress on December 29, 2012, 02:02:49 PM
Nad was definitely on my radar screen. She usually had a lot of campfires going from her thread starters, and yet was ubiquitous in her presence on other threads. She was my number one pick, so I'm happy that she did so well! (Actually, I'm more happy that a consensus agrees with me, but that's a minor point).
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: franksolich on December 29, 2012, 02:09:09 PM
Nad was definitely on my radar screen. She usually had a lot of campfires going from her thread starters, and yet was ubiquitous in her presence on other threads. She was my number one pick, so I'm happy that she did so well! (Actually, I'm more happy that a consensus agrees with me, but that's a minor point).

Oh now, I'm sure everybody's going to be happy, if not orgiastically blissful, with the winner of the "Rob" and the winner of top primitivity.

They ain't nobodies, neither of them.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: formerlurker on December 29, 2012, 02:17:46 PM
I am presently collecting signatures for a recount...
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: formerlurker on December 29, 2012, 02:23:38 PM
Will there be a press release as Nads is an esteemed journalist with press credentials and everything?   Surely her readers would want to know that while she didn't come in first, she made one heck of an effort and should be honored for such anyway. 

Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: franksolich on December 29, 2012, 02:33:49 PM
I am presently collecting signatures for a recount...

I'm compelled to repeat.

Quote
Oh now, I'm sure everybody's going to be happy, if not orgiastically blissful, with the winner of the "Rob" and the winner of top primitivity.

They ain't nobodies, neither of them.

The voting was flawless, and because there were so many damned ties, counted three times.  Each tie demanded two or more awards be written, and I wanted to avoid that, but alas I didn't.

The totals were checked and verified by another member here as being correct and true.

The public votes, on the voting thread, can be vertified by anybody, including lurkers.

There were nine ballots cast by e-mail, which changed nothing about the top three primitives at all.  In fact, the only spot the e-mail ballots influenced was 9th place, in which the avian primitive avoided being part of a four-way tie with the three already tied in 10th place.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: Tucker on December 29, 2012, 02:44:38 PM
NO! NO! NO! NO! I DEMAND A RECOUNT! She's been jobed! She's been hossed! She's been disenfrenchfried! The BULLIES are behind this, I tell you! I'm going to get my riffle and the good rig and go hop on the trolly and go dylsexic! This is the typing point! The Rubio has been crossed! I'm going to the GA and we're going to OCUPPY CC!! Oh, and frank--welcome to the iggy list.

Nadin, you will always be #1 in my book, sweetcakes.

We did have some registered DUmmies cast a vote. It's a strong probability that they voted more than once.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: EagleKeeper on December 29, 2012, 03:11:16 PM
Hey coach, could you remind me who it was that double checked the votes?
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: franksolich on December 29, 2012, 03:17:50 PM
Hey coach, could you remind me who it was that double checked the votes?

I'll let him reveal himself if he so wishes.

And no, it wasn't Mr. Wiggum, so leave my good pal Ralph alone.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: EagleKeeper on December 29, 2012, 03:24:05 PM
I'll let him reveal himself if he so wishes.

And no, it wasn't Mr. Wiggum, so leave my good pal Ralph alone.

I hope that "he" does chime in to certify.

As I go through the results that I have access to I am begining to find fault.

I'm just saying, I have felt that you have had your favorites and have expressed disapointment when that favorite faulters.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: Jasonw560 on December 29, 2012, 03:32:24 PM
Seems to me that the active duty absentee ballots weren't counted.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 29, 2012, 03:39:26 PM
Congrats to nadinbrzezinski!!! Number two is not bad. It ain't number one nads... you gotta try harder in 2013. Perhaps more riffle threads.

Now for your prize:

We are giving you a book. "The 10,001 Jobs Nadin has Held Over the Years". It is hoped that this will jog your memory in 2013 as the resident expert of... well everything...at DU.  Perhaps it will give you the boost you need to get you into the number one slot next year.

Again nadin, congrats! Let's give her a round of applause!
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: Ballygrl on December 29, 2012, 03:44:13 PM
Now, that would be disrespectful to the winner, who deserves all the shine and glory of the prize.

:lmao:
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: Ballygrl on December 29, 2012, 03:46:35 PM
I already had that thought, Ballygrl. You and I must be channeling.

Yep, this thing is going public. As a journalist, I am obfuscated to get to the bottom of this.

No recounts! Florida was enough! :lmao:
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: Tucker on December 29, 2012, 03:55:18 PM
I hope that "he" does chime in to certify.

As I go through the results that I have access to I am begining to find fault.

I'm just saying, I have felt that you have had your favorites and have expressed disapointment when that favorite faulters.

Not all votes were public. Some were PM'd. Also there is a sister site that partakes in the election process.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: Tucker on December 29, 2012, 04:00:05 PM
Congrats to nadinbrzezinski!!! Number two is not bad. It ain't number one nads... you gotta try harder in 2013. Perhaps more riffle threads.

Now for your prize:

We are giving you a book. "The 10,001 Jobs Nadin has Held Over the Years". It is hoped that this will jog your memory in 2013 as the resident expert of... well everything...at DU.  Perhaps it will give you the boost you need to get you into the number one slot next year.

Again nadin, congrats! Let's give her a round of applause!
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http://soundbible.com/1605-Blowing-A-Raspberry.html
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: EagleKeeper on December 29, 2012, 04:02:02 PM
Not all votes were public. Some were PM'd. Also there is a sister site that partakes in the election process.

All I'm asking is the this other member, that had access to all the votes, chime in and either certify the vote or not.

I don't think that's too much to ask.

I think Frank is a great guy, the best guy you'd like to meet, but I'd still like to hear from this other member.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 29, 2012, 04:04:22 PM
Absurd result.

There's no remaining candidate that doesn't make this year's DOTY a travesty.

I have no doubt the votes were counted honestly.

Suffice it to say, they just weren't cast intelligently.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 29, 2012, 04:08:29 PM


http://soundbible.com/1605-Blowing-A-Raspberry.html

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Good one Tucker. Appropriate too! 
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: EagleKeeper on December 29, 2012, 04:10:29 PM
Absurd result.

There's no remaining candidate that doesn't make this year's DOTY a travesty.

I have no doubt the votes were counted honestly.

Suffice it to say, they just weren't cast intelligently.

I'm sorry GOBUCKS, I am willing to buy in but only if I I here from this secret vote counter.

Unless this secret vote counter outs himself and confirms the vote, I'm going to have problems.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: delilahmused on December 29, 2012, 04:20:17 PM
You know, she could easily have won the top spot, but really, she didn't do anything remarkably different than she did last year. She still mangles the English language, has expertise in using google to further her pretend career(s) and she thinks she's a journalist. The thing is, I honestly think she believes the crap she spews...maybe it's a kind of senility where she makes shit up and thinks she's actually done it. Google Illusion Syndrome or something.

Cindie
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: EagleKeeper on December 29, 2012, 04:27:31 PM
Quite frankly I am a little annoyed that frank would choose this moment to bail off the internets.

Come on Frank, send a PM to this secret voter and lets end this controversy.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: formerlurker on December 29, 2012, 04:43:54 PM
I'm sorry GOBUCKS, I am willing to buy in but only if I I here from this secret vote counter.

Unless this secret vote counter outs himself and confirms the vote, I'm going to have problems.

I want to know how many people here voted for their own moles which skewed the results for Nads - the clear winner.

Look at the exit pols for gosh darn sake.   She had this in a landslide.   Something is amiss.

Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: shoes off the couch on December 29, 2012, 04:56:49 PM
She should be tossed aside as her heyday has passed. Sure, she's not dealing with a full deck- whatever. She's old, crunchy, plus there are far more primitives that had previously been posting seldomly that now are starting real fires at the DUmp.

DUmp lurkers have become emboldened by the re-annointment of the magic one, yet still angry he hasn't transformed the country into a socialist utopia. Most of the long dormant DUmmies have post counts that indicate they joined the island many years ago, yet they laid in wait- flying under the radar. Most never liked the magic one to begin with- hoping back in 2008 to see another chapter of some washed-up liberal family like the trash from Arkansas.

These reinvigorated primitives are the ones I think will be most entertaining not only in the following year, but for several years to come.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 29, 2012, 05:05:28 PM
I'm sorry GOBUCKS, I am willing to buy in but only if I I here from this secret vote counter.

Unless this secret vote counter outs himself and confirms the vote, I'm going to have problems.

Conspiracy theorist!!!!   :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire:


 :-) :-)
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 29, 2012, 05:30:54 PM
Coach may have stopped PayPal from disbursing $50K for the red round sodomite's lifesaving surgery.

Coach may have travelled to the Pacific Northwest to finish the job.

Coach may have been lurking behind trees in Mrs. Alfred Packer's Oklahoma backyard before her mysterious disappearance.

And coach may have changed the labels on Deadstone's pharmaceuticals.

But coach didn't rig this year's ludicrous DOTY outcome.

Dumb votes produce a dumb winner.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: franksolich on December 29, 2012, 05:32:34 PM
Anybody can resolve this matter--yes, even primitive lurkers.

It's all transparent.

Go to this link:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,81359.0.html

And then page-by-page-by-page, carefully tally up the individual votes, to discern if there's something wrong.

And do it three times, not just once.

But one should be cautioned it'll take a very long time.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: formerlurker on December 29, 2012, 05:33:08 PM
Anybody can resolve this matter--yes, even primitive lurkers.

It's all transparent.

Go to this link:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,81359.0.html

And then page-by-page-by-page, carefully tally up the individual votes, to discern if there's something wrong.

And do it three times, not just once.

But one should be cautioned it'll take a very long time.

Does this include the email votes?
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: Tucker on December 29, 2012, 05:34:45 PM
Coach may have stopped PayPal from disbursing $50K for the red round sodomite's lifesaving surgery.

Coach may have travelled to the Pacific Northwest to finish the job.

Coach may have been lurking behind trees in Mrs. Alfred Packer's Oklahoma backyard before her mysterious disappearance.

And coach may have changed the labels on Deadstone's pharmaceuticals.

But coach didn't rig this year's ludicrous DOTY outcome.

Dumb votes produce a dumb winner.

I'm pretty sure I didn't vote for it. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/emoticons/dope.gif)
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: franksolich on December 29, 2012, 05:40:40 PM
Does this include the email votes?

There were nine ballots via e-mail, which aren't included on that voting thread.

And as mentioned, they had zero impact upon the final count, other than the placement of the avian primitive as #09 Top DUmmie, by a single vote.

I'm happy to give out the e-mail votes.....privately, to any individual, member or lurker, who first tabulates the public votes on the voting thread--doing it three times, to be sure there's no mistakes--and gives to me the totals from that voting thread.

Any takers?
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: Tucker on December 29, 2012, 06:14:51 PM
This shouldn't even be an issue.

Accusing someone of manipulating the vote totals is tantamount to calling someone dishonest. This is not a DUmp.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: Skul on December 29, 2012, 06:15:39 PM
I think Zappa, Pintobean and the other bullies signed up just to not vote for gNads.
I also wonder who Rockboy voted against for his own best interests.

No to a recount. I'm afraid gNads would slip to second loser, and all hell would break out.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: GOP Congress on December 29, 2012, 07:46:28 PM
Congrats to nadinbrzezinski!!! Number two is not bad. It ain't number one nads... you gotta try harder in 2013. Perhaps more riffle threads.

Now for your prize:

We are giving you a book. "The 10,001 Jobs Nadin has Held Over the Years". It is hoped that this will jog your memory in 2013 as the resident expert of... well everything...at DU.  Perhaps it will give you the boost you need to get you into the number one slot next year.

Again nadin, congrats! Let's give her a round of applause!

Available exclusively from Conservative Cave Press.

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Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: franksolich on December 29, 2012, 07:48:36 PM
Available exclusively from Conservative Cave Press.

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That is.....most excellent!
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: Skul on December 29, 2012, 07:54:00 PM
Available exclusively from Conservative Cave Press.

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Yes.  :lmao:  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 29, 2012, 07:54:19 PM
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ***GASP**** HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

That is most excellent, GOPC.

H-freaking-5!!!!!!!
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: GOP Congress on December 29, 2012, 07:59:11 PM
Thanks. In retrospect I shouldn't have used CC on the book without asking, and I can change it if requested. On the other hand, if Nadin or her minions wanted to claim their prize, I felt that it would be prudent to know who is sponsoring their prize with a bold cover endorsement. Your call.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: franksolich on December 29, 2012, 08:00:29 PM
Thanks. In retrospect I shouldn't have used CC on the book without asking, and I can change it if requested. On the other hand, if Nadin or her minions wanted to claim their prize, I felt that it would be prudent to know who is sponsoring their prize with a bold cover endorsement. Your call.

No need to change nothing.  It's great.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: Dblhaul on December 29, 2012, 08:25:29 PM
High 5 GOP!
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 29, 2012, 08:29:09 PM
Thanks. In retrospect I shouldn't have used CC on the book without asking, and I can change it if requested. On the other hand, if Nadin or her minions wanted to claim their prize, I felt that it would be prudent to know who is sponsoring their prize with a bold cover endorsement. Your call.

Glad you asked GOP-C. I am the sponsor.  If Nadin or any of these idiots do show up to collect their prize, they will more than likely find out they violated a rule and are ineligible.

My money, my rules. Since they are my rules...I get to make 'em up!!!!**

**The rules:

Rule number 1. Dummie must not have recieved any money from the government. Ever.
Rule Number 2. Dummie must not have voted in any election held in the US since 2000
Rule number 3. Dummie must take and pass a drug test, paid for by said dummie
Rule Number 4. Dummie must have been gainfully employed for the last 5 years
Rule Number 5. Dummie must take an IQ test and score above 160, paid for by said dummie
Rule number 6. Dummie must be within a reasonable weight for their height and bone structure, medical check paid for by said dummie. Medicaid don't count. It has to be paid in cash by the dummie. I get to choose the MD
Rule number 7. Dummie must have never been arrested, background check paid for by said dummie, I choose the background check agency
Rule number 8. Dummie must have never wrote a disparaging post against any republican, internet check paid for by said dummie, I get to choose the company that does the check

These are the top 8 rules. There are 30 more.

However all of these can be waived in the event said dummie wishes to renounce their US citizenship and emigrate to North Korea or Cuba with a written notorized document stating that said dummie will never set foot in the USA again. Paid for by the dummie. Then they can collect their prize once they reach their chosen destination.


Hope that clears up any confusion.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 29, 2012, 08:33:24 PM
Quote
I really wish I didn't know all this shit.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: Skul on December 29, 2012, 08:46:20 PM
Glad you asked GOP-C. I am the sponsor.  If Nadin or any of these idiots do show up to collect their prize, they will more than likely find out they violated a rule and are ineligible.

My money, my rules. Since they are my rules...I get to make 'em up!!!!**

**The rules:

Rule number 1. Dummie must not have recieved any money from the government. Ever.
Rule Number 2. Dummie must not have voted in any election held in the US since 2000
Rule number 3. Dummie must take and pass a drug test, paid for by said dummie
Rule Number 4. Dummie must have been gainfully employed for the last 5 years
Rule Number 5. Dummie must take an IQ test and score above 160, paid for by said dummie
Rule number 6. Dummie must be within a reasonable weight for their height and bone structure, medical check paid for by said dummie. Medicaid don't count. It has to be paid in cash by the dummie. I get to choose the MD
Rule number 7. Dummie must have never been arrested, background check paid for by said dummie, I choose the background check agency
Rule number 8. Dummie must have never wrote a disparaging post against any republican, internet check paid for by said dummie, I get to choose the company that does the check

These are the top 8 rules. There are 30 more.

However all of these can be waived in the event said dummie wishes to renounce their US citizenship and emigrate to North Korea or Cuba with a written notorized document stating that said dummie will never set foot in the USA again. Paid for by the dummie. Then they can collect their prize once they reach their chosen destination.


Hope that clears up any confusion.   :cheersmate:
Very tiny fix. You get to find it.  :-)
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: GOP Congress on December 29, 2012, 09:04:34 PM
I just created a book for Omaha Steve, in his thread.

Link: http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,82094.msg1011224.html#msg1011224
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 29, 2012, 09:06:54 PM
Very tiny fix. You get to find it.  :-)

Now, now, now Skul!!!!  We don't want the dummies to figure out how stupid they really are. Why they might get all depressed and apply for disability.... or off themselves. Then who would we laugh at?

BTW... H5.   :cheersmate:



Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: Skul on December 29, 2012, 09:11:44 PM
Now, now, now Skul!!!!  We don't want the dummies to figure out how stupid they really are. Why they might get all depressed and apply for disability.... or off themselves. Then who would we laugh at?

BTW... H5.   :cheersmate:
Well, sir. You know how DUmmies are.
They'd try to off themselves, and miss.
That's when we laugh some more.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: EagleKeeper on December 29, 2012, 09:28:09 PM
Available exclusively from Conservative Cave Press.

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Now that is entertainment!

 :rofl:
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: sybilll on December 29, 2012, 11:11:47 PM
NO! NO! NO! NO! I DEMAND A RECOUNT! She's been jobed! She's been hossed! She's been disenfrenchfried! The BULLIES are behind this, I tell you! I'm going to get my riffle and the good rig and go hop on the trolly and go dylsexic! This is the typing point! The Rubio has been crossed! I'm going to the GA and we're going to OCUPPY CC!! Oh, and frank--welcome to the iggy list.

Nadin, you will always be #1 in my book, sweetcakes.
Apologies to Mrs. DUFU, but I laughed so hard at your comment that were we face to face right now, I'd hug your neck and kiss your cheek!  Well done sir! 
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: Charles Henrickson on December 29, 2012, 11:21:09 PM
were we face to face right now, I'd hug your neck and kiss your cheek!

Oh my.  :o
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: RWKindaGuy on December 30, 2012, 07:18:23 AM
I really hate that nadin didn't take the top spot again, but coach is an upstanding citizen. If frank tells me that nads is a LOSER I believe him 100%.

I agree.  Frank is the master of spotting and categorizing the "loosers".
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: md11hydmec on December 30, 2012, 07:44:08 AM
I'm happy with the results.  Except for Stinky, who I think has been trying tooo hard to be over the top.  I mean it was so obvious he wanted the prize that I think it detracted from his performance.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: Tucker on December 30, 2012, 08:09:02 AM
I don't know if this has been made public or not, but I have a strong suspicion that Nadin is Jewish.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 30, 2012, 08:24:22 AM
I don't know if this has been made public or not, but I have a strong suspicion that Nadin is Jewish.

I think that was discussed on CC a couple of years ago, IIRC.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: Tucker on December 30, 2012, 08:26:49 AM
I think that was discussed on CC a couple of years ago, IIRC.

I have no problem with it but the DUmmies would.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: franksolich on December 30, 2012, 01:01:49 PM
By the way, one can sort of gauge the popularity, and unpopularity, of the top primitives.

As they stand now, "current top primitives" excepted:

08 Systematic Chaos, 987 views
04 kpete, 676 views
the "Willie" Alan Grayson, 653 views
10 demtenjeep, 575 views
top DUmmies 11-20, 541 views
05 DainBramaged, 540 views
04 Stinky the Clown, 539 views
05 Omaha Steve, 506 views
03 MrScorpio, 483 views
09 Aviation Pro, 483 views
10 sabrina 1, 437 views
07 grasswire, 415 views
06 PCIntern, 400 views
10 MiddleFingerMom, 364 views
the "Steve" Omaha Steve, 234 views
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: Charles Henrickson on December 30, 2012, 01:56:27 PM
I don't know if this has been made public or not, but I have a strong suspicion that Nadin is Jewish.

Yes, that is true. As Nadin herself has said, she is a Jewish atheist.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 30, 2012, 02:12:05 PM
Yes, that is true. As Nadin herself has said, she is a Jewish atheist.
A dyslexic Jewish atheist.

And as someone here pointed out, she's also a much shorter, much balder, much fatter version of Dave Hester.

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Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on December 30, 2012, 03:30:40 PM
Seems to me that the active duty absentee ballots weren't counted.

 :popcorn:

I had to wait in seven hour lines to cast my extra votes!  I demand that some court reopen the polls!
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on December 30, 2012, 03:35:01 PM
I want to know how many people here voted for their own moles which skewed the results for Nads - the clear winner.

Look at the exit pols for gosh darn sake.   She had this in a landslide.   Something is amiss.



I'm not buying it until I see your TIA spreadsheet.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a
Post by: Tucker on December 30, 2012, 03:40:28 PM
I'm not buying it until I see your TIA spreadsheet.

Good one.
Title: Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #02-a (nadinbrzezinski)
Post by: dutch508 on December 31, 2012, 02:14:26 PM
I have never voted for any of the top dummies award thingy. No real reason. Just to lazy to give a shit about them. They all need a quick 7.62mm to the base of the skull.

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