Personally, I can think of ten friends who are part of that total, including my girlfriend
The purpose of this entire posturing, bloviating post can be found in this short quote. Of course, we know that Pitt does not have ten friends who work, so that part is untrue. The key is "my girlfriend".
DUmmy Pitt wants everyone know that his girlfriend, while she may or may not have reached the age of consent, is at least old enough to have a job flipping burgers. He's hoping that may help repair his rep after that nasty problem involving pre-teen girls at the school where he was a $30/day sub before being fired.
By specifying
girlfriend, DUmmy Pitt is trying to repair another self-inflicted scar. His fantasy about luring an intoxicated Kevin Spacey back to his grubby crib was devastating, as was the photo of him in his midnight cowboy queerbait costume as he prepared to sit on fireants in Texas. He has to counter this fruity image carefully, because coming out as a straight is still very risky at the DUmp. Hence the offhand reference to "
girlfriend".