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Title: Second Iranian Nuclear Facility Has Exploded
Post by: Chris_ on November 30, 2011, 09:00:47 PM
A second Iranian nuclear facility has exploded, as diplomatic tensions rise between the West and Tehran

AN IRANIAN nuclear facility has been hit by a huge explosion, the second such blast in a month, prompting speculation that Tehran's military and atomic sites are under attack.

Satellite imagery seen by The Times confirmed that a blast that rocked the city of Isfahan on Monday struck the uranium enrichment facility there, despite denials by Tehran.

The images clearly showed billowing smoke and destruction, negating Iranian claims yesterday that no such explosion had taken place. Israeli intelligence officials told The Times that there was "no doubt" that the blast struck the nuclear facilities at Isfahan and that it was "no accident".

The explosion at Iran's third-largest city came as satellite images emerged of the damage caused by one at a military base outside Tehran two weeks ago that killed about 30 members of the Revolutionary Guard, including General Hassan Moghaddam, the head of the Iranian missile defence program.

The Australian (http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/world/a-second-iranian-nuclear-facility-has-exploded-as-diplomatic-tensions-rise-between-the-west-and-tehran/story-e6frg6so-1226209996774)


Aww.  One of Mahmoud's new toys broke. :(
Title: Re: Second Iranian Nuclear Facility Has Exploded
Post by: DefiantSix on November 30, 2011, 09:15:06 PM

Aww.  One of Mahmoud's new toys broke. :(

My heart bleeds...  :bawl:























 :lmao:
Title: Re: Second Iranian Nuclear Facility Has Exploded
Post by: NHSparky on November 30, 2011, 09:34:07 PM
Whoops. Somebody shoulda told those crazy mullahs that nukes aren't toys to be messin with. Seriously, even we've had some nasty nuke and/or missile mishaps. Not fun.
Title: Re: Second Iranian Nuclear Facility Has Exploded
Post by: DLR Pyro on November 30, 2011, 10:20:01 PM
It just done blowed up.
Title: Re: Second Iranian Nuclear Facility Has Exploded
Post by: Airwolf on November 30, 2011, 10:25:18 PM
Ok so where is your senior nuclear technician at? 


"BLOWN UP SIR"

Title: Re: Second Iranian Nuclear Facility Has Exploded
Post by: Cyrus on November 30, 2011, 10:39:45 PM
Khamenei must be really butthurt now.

(http://i.imgur.com/82kv2.jpg)
Title: Re: Second Iranian Nuclear Facility Has Exploded
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 01, 2011, 05:33:03 AM
Gee Wally. What rotten luck.
TWO bases got blowed up. No planes. No missiles. Thats just really too bad.
Title: Re: Second Iranian Nuclear Facility Has Exploded
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 01, 2011, 06:33:27 AM
Proof positive that children should't play with matches.
Title: Re: Second Iranian Nuclear Facility Has Exploded
Post by: NHSparky on December 01, 2011, 08:19:51 AM
May the good Lord take a likin' to ya, and blow ya up REAL GOOD!

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_--YjWiyF8eE/SypTEW81kzI/AAAAAAAAF2c/EJa7ovXuTng/s400/SCTV%2Bfarm%2Breport.jpg)
Title: Re: Second Iranian Nuclear Facility Has Exploded
Post by: DLR Pyro on December 01, 2011, 08:53:56 AM


(http://i.imgur.com/82kv2.jpg)
those testerone shots janet reno has been taking are really having an effect.  even I can't grow a beard like that.
Title: Re: Second Iranian Nuclear Facility Has Exploded
Post by: Eupher on December 01, 2011, 03:08:22 PM
those testerone shots janet reno has been taking are really having an effect.  even I can't grow a beard like that.

 :rotf:

I thought she'd made the switch by now and become a full-on dood.

Title: Re: Second Iranian Nuclear Facility Has Exploded
Post by: Gina on December 01, 2011, 03:21:38 PM
I am really hoping that Israel is making this stuff happen. 
Title: Re: Second Iranian Nuclear Facility Has Exploded
Post by: Gratiot on December 01, 2011, 03:32:43 PM
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Israeli officials said in a report Wednesday that a mysterious explosion at an Iranian nuclear facility two days ago was no accident.

The eyebrow-raising remarks surfaced in a Times of London story reporting that satellite images show smoke billowing from the uranium enrichment facility in the city of Isfahan.

“There aren’t many coincidences,” retired Major-General Giora Eiland told Israel’s army radio, noting that it was the second attack on an Iranian nuclear site in a month.

“When there are so many events, there is probably some sort of guiding hand, though perhaps it’s the hand of God,” said Eiland, who is Israel’s former national security chief.

Israeli intelligence honcho Dan Meridor suggested the guiding hand might be closer to home — and fanned speculation that an undeclared war against Iran was already under way.

“There are countries who impose economic sanctions and there are countries who act in other ways in dealing with the Iranian nuclear threat,” he said.


NY Daily News (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/top-israeli-general-explosions-reportedly-hit-iranian-nuclear-sites-accidents-article-1.984749)

 :cheersmate: :cheersmate: :cheersmate: :cheersmate: :cheersmate:  

Cheers all around!
Title: Re: Second Iranian Nuclear Facility Has Exploded
Post by: CG6468 on December 01, 2011, 03:34:58 PM
Poor imadinnerjacket must be wringing his hands...
Title: Re: Second Iranian Nuclear Facility Has Exploded
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 01, 2011, 03:53:10 PM
Poor imadinnerjacket must be wringing his hands...

I was hoping he would be glowing in the dark.
Title: Re: Second Iranian Nuclear Facility Has Exploded
Post by: DefiantSix on December 01, 2011, 03:58:00 PM
I was hoping he would be glowing in the dark.

Doing an inventory of his virgins would be a good option, too. :sheep:
Title: Re: Second Iranian Nuclear Facility Has Exploded
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 01, 2011, 04:02:46 PM
My, my.  What an amazing co-inky-dink.

 :whistling:
Title: Re: Second Iranian Nuclear Facility Has Exploded
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 01, 2011, 04:08:07 PM
All your nuclear facilities belonga us......Israelis.
Title: Re: Second Iranian Nuclear Facility Has Exploded
Post by: Eupher on December 01, 2011, 04:27:07 PM
Well, this ain't quite Osiraq, but it'll do very nicely, TYVM.

Even Ehud Barak mentioned the possibility of a "divine force." Imagine that.

http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/israel-defense-chief-iran-sanctions-work-15062637
Title: Re: Second Iranian Nuclear Facility Has Exploded
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 01, 2011, 08:49:28 PM
Good.  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Second Iranian Nuclear Facility Has Exploded
Post by: diesel driver on December 02, 2011, 04:32:03 AM
Sounds like the Iranians are either using Windows OS, or someone has hacked their servers.   

Either way, I hope the next one takes our Ahmadingynutjob.
Title: Re: Second Iranian Nuclear Facility Has Exploded
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on December 02, 2011, 09:30:33 AM
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Title: Re: Second Iranian Nuclear Facility Has Exploded
Post by: Gina on December 02, 2011, 09:37:53 AM
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THAT IS AWESOME  :drool:
Title: Re: Second Iranian Nuclear Facility Has Exploded
Post by: Splashdown on December 02, 2011, 09:51:32 AM
very little play in the MSM...

Huh.
Title: Re: Second Iranian Nuclear Facility Has Exploded
Post by: Eupher on December 02, 2011, 10:44:51 AM
very little play in the MSM...

Huh.

No surprise there. Barry doesn't want that kind of stuff to go viral at all -- makes him look like a bigger idiot than he is (which is nigh on impossible).
Title: Re: Second Iranian Nuclear Facility Has Exploded
Post by: Airwolf on December 02, 2011, 04:54:34 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if half their military comes to a halt and most oftheir air force is smoldering junk someday along with a few more nuke plants.
Title: Re: Second Iranian Nuclear Facility Has Exploded
Post by: JakeStyle on December 02, 2011, 05:28:55 PM
Ok so where is your senior nuclear technician at? 


"BLOWN UP SIR"



That made me laugh!  H5  :lmao:
Title: Re: Second Iranian Nuclear Facility Has Exploded
Post by: IassaFTots on December 02, 2011, 09:27:47 PM
(http://www.captphilonline.com/images/MelBrooksJewsInSpace.jpg)



Mel Brooks is the shizznit!