The above is simply my own suspicion based on more than seventy years' worth of life. Call it Old Person Intuition.
OFFF, stinkdude!
In your case, I call it "laughing stock of teh interwebs" syndrome.
Jeez,. My OPI sees you as a low functioning cretin.
Somewhere out there is a tree that tediously produces
oxygen for you to breathe. You owe that tree an apology.