« on: May 20, 2008, 03:26:01 PM »
Don't blame me my mother in law sent me this.
Nominated as the best short joke of the year:
A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
'Mom, are these my brains?'
'Not yet,' she replied.
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A people... who are possessed of the spirit of commerce, who see and who will pursue their advantages may achieve almost anything.
GEORGE WASHINGTON, letter to Benjamin Harrison
"Democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where 51% of the people may take away the rights of the other 49%."
Thomas Jefferson