A young lady in the maternity ward just, prior to labour, is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.
'I'm afraid I don't have a husband' she replies'
'O. K. Do you have a boyfriend?' asks the Midwife
'No, no boyfriend either.'
'Do you have a partner then?'
'No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own.'
After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman.
'You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black.'
'Well,' replies the girl. 'I'm not surprised, I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a porno movie. The lead man was black.'
'Oh, I'm very sorry,' say the midwife, 'that's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair.'
'Well yes, I'm not surprised at this either' the girl again replies, 'you see another co-star in the movie was this Swedish guy.'
'Oh, I'm sorry,' the midwife repeats, 'that's really none of my business and I hate to pry further but your baby also has slanted eyes.'
'Yes, I imagine it has,' continues the girl, 'there was also a Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice.'
At this the midwife again apologises collects the baby and presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give the baby a slap on the bum. The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims,
'Thank god for that!'
'What do you mean?' says the midwife, shocked.
'Well,' says the girl extremely relieved, 'I had this horrible feeling that it was going to bark.'
