Oh man, I did NOT need to see Suzanne's 60+ plucked chicken.
I use these opportunities to enhance my resume's list of accomplishments:
- Once served as severed head in The Dallas Arboretum Halloween haunted house
- Shopped at the Little Elm Grocery in Little Elm, Texas
- Saw actress Suzanne Somers' 60+-year-old plucked chicken
You get the idea.