When born, the doc smac..ked him on the butt a couple times to make him cry. (Concussion)
He squirmed free and landed on his ass, (Double concussion)
and, bounced and bounced. (complications, resulting in retardation, pedophilia, homosexuality, cross dressing, socialism, delusions òf grandeur, DemocRat, micropenis, chronic maturation and excessive whining.)
I suppose this pretty much describes the DUmp, except for the "girl?" DUmpers.
With them you need to add masculine facial features, (includes beard), musculature and microboobism.