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Re: Bar patrons send mask hole health inspector scurrying for the door
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2021, 12:50:15 PM »
Truly inspiring. I stopped wearing masks when the Arkansas state mandate was lifted by the dipshit governor Asa Hutchinson. Nobody has given me any shit whatsoever, even when the sign on the door says, quite stupidly, "Masks required for entry" and I march in, sans mask, and do what I came to do.

There is no state-mandated penalty for non-wear of masks. Any argument that ensues in which the defender of that stupid policy says, quite bleatingly, "Don't wear the mask for YOU, wear it for OTHERS!" will be met by a smile and a bow and the claim that, "Ich spreche kein Englisch. Ich bin jedoch überzeugt, daß du ein totales Arschloch bist."
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Re: Bar patrons send mask hole health inspector scurrying for the door
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2021, 03:22:50 PM »
Truly inspiring. I stopped wearing masks when the Arkansas state mandate was lifted by the dipshit governor Asa Hutchinson. Nobody has given me any shit whatsoever, even when the sign on the door says, quite stupidly, "Masks required for entry" and I march in, sans mask, and do what I came to do.

There is no state-mandated penalty for non-wear of masks. Any argument that ensues in which the defender of that stupid policy says, quite bleatingly, "Don't wear the mask for YOU, wear it for OTHERS!" will be met by a smile and a bow and the claim that, "Ich spreche kein Englisch. Ich bin jedoch überzeugt, daß du ein totales Arschloch bist."
My father (whose parents are from Germany) said he only knows a word or two like: Arschloch BUT TOLD ME NEVER to use it.  :-)
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Re: Bar patrons send mask hole health inspector scurrying for the door
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2021, 08:53:38 PM »
My father (whose parents are from Germany) said he only knows a word or two like: Arschloch BUT TOLD ME NEVER to use it.  :-)

To the average listener, the word Arschloch, when pronounced properly, just f'n SOUNDS German.  :rotf:
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