so, in a thread titled "winner take all - good idea or not" these idiots still dont get the electoral college?
that is so awesome
all they know is that it was a bad thingy in 2000. their blame fell, in order of hysteria, on bush, the supreme court, diebold, the entire state of florida, and the electoral college. bill clinton's bent winkie amazingly escaped any responsibility at all at the time.
(I guess that's not entirely unusual, though )
well, to be fair though.. it wasnt the Clenis that we cared about. it was the *lying* under oath thingie
that was only when we wanted to impeach the clenis. when it came time to elect the vice-clenis or not, then where the clenis had been hanging out became fair game.
do you think we can use Clenis enough to get it added to Webster's?
you never know. it's the internets; if that screwed up kid dancing around with the flashlight
lightsaber can become a cultural icon, maybe we can get "clenis" added to websters . . . .
we need a formal definition, though.
clenis (n) klee'.nis
the bent genitalia of a crooked president; often found hanging around chubby chicks wearing
kneepads, followed immediately by surreptitious discharge into a sink, or onto an ill fitting dress
from the gap. known to immediately shrivel at the mention of the word "hillary" or "ken starr".
Usage:"I would be president if it weren't for the f*cking clenis". (pun probably not intended)
Al Gore, December, 2000I am open to additional suggestions.