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  We need a few members for Opposition Research (OR).

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Everyone,

It looks like McCain is going to win the Republican nomination. Though all the members can do OR but we are looking for a few members who will "specialize" in this area. What OR involves is trying to dig up information on the opposing candidate in this case McCain; flip-flops, bad policy, etc.,: Yes that also includes non-divulged arrests and marriages. ORs can use all legal means at their disposal. Please PM me if you are interested and for more information.

Note: The OR forums are under http://www.democraticwarrior.com/for...play.php?f=207 They also include Third Parties and Independents.

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Re: Big Jerr Needs YOU For The DW Sooper Secret OR Ops Section!!!
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2008, 02:14:57 PM »
Well, asdf, I think Big Jerry's got a problem, and it's not with the Skinskrieg he's battling.

Some time ago, Big Jerry's salon set up a special impeachment forum.

I saw that, and I thought, "Oh, good, we're finally going to learn of high crimes and misdemeanors George Bush has committed, which the primitives on Skins's island have thus far refused to describe."

That special impeachment forum's been around a while now, but alas, no description of any impeachable offenses; just the usual "feely-feely" stuff.

So I don't think these special operatives are going to do any better, checking out John McCain.
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Re: Big Jerr Needs YOU For The DW Sooper Secret OR Ops Section!!!
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2008, 02:18:00 PM »
I think I will sign up for this.  :lmao:

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Re: Big Jerr Needs YOU For The DW Sooper Secret OR Ops Section!!!
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2008, 02:26:48 PM »
Well, asdf, I think Big Jerry's got a problem, and it's not with the Skinskrieg he's battling.

Some time ago, Big Jerry's salon set up a special impeachment forum.

I saw that, and I thought, "Oh, good, we're finally going to learn of high crimes and misdemeanors George Bush has committed, which the primitives on Skins's island have thus far refused to describe."

That special impeachment forum's been around a while now, but alas, no description of any impeachable offenses; just the usual "feely-feely" stuff.

So I don't think these special operatives are going to do any better, checking out John McCain.

I think the moniker "Special" will be very fitting for anyone that he dredges up for this.





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Re: Big Jerr Needs YOU For The DW Sooper Secret OR Ops Section!!!
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2008, 02:39:59 PM »
Goodie! I think I'll sign up too. :-)
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Re: Big Jerr Needs YOU For The DW Sooper Secret OR Ops Section!!!
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2008, 05:40:58 PM »
Democrat Warrior?
SECRET Operations?

I'M IN!

Hey! Remember OPSEC!

Hush Hush!!

What a bunch uh morans:rotf:
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Re: Big Jerr Needs YOU For The DW Sooper Secret OR Ops Section!!!
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2008, 05:47:54 PM »
This brings up another problem the left faces with McCain being the Republican nominee.  McCain has already been examined clear down to the thread count of his boxer shorts.  There are no surprises left.  Everyone knows exactly who he is, where he's been, where he's going, and what he will do when he gets there.  He was also a POW for five years.  McCain, at his stage of life, is not subject to the results of a political scavenger hunt.

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Re: Big Jerr Needs YOU For The DW Sooper Secret OR Ops Section!!!
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2008, 05:57:37 PM »
This brings up another problem the left faces with McCain being the Republican nominee.  McCain has already been examined clear down to the thread count of his boxer shorts.  There are no surprises left.  Everyone knows exactly who he is, where he's been, where he's going, and what he will do when he gets there.  He was also a POW for five years.  McCain, at his stage of life, is not subject to the results of a political scavenger hunt.

That is where this Secret Operation comes in....they can find, what others have tried to hide.

McCain is going to wish he never heard of Big Jerry and the Opposition Research (OR) team.

This is going to be huge, bigger then Jerry himself.

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Re: Big Jerr Needs YOU For The DW Sooper Secret OR Ops Section!!!
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2008, 06:01:44 PM »
This brings up another problem the left faces with McCain being the Republican nominee.  McCain has already been examined clear down to the thread count of his boxer shorts.  There are no surprises left.  Everyone knows exactly who he is, where he's been, where he's going, and what he will do when he gets there.  He was also a POW for five years.  McCain, at his stage of life, is not subject to the results of a political scavenger hunt.

That is where this Secret Operation comes in....they can find, what others have tried to hide.

McCain is going to wish he never heard of Big Jerry and the Opposition Research (OR) team.

This is going to be huge, bigger then Jerry himself.


I guess I was misunderestimating the Power of The Jer.

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Re: Big Jerr Needs YOU For The DW Sooper Secret OR Ops Section!!!
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2008, 06:08:29 PM »
We need to be quiet about this, so McCain's people do not find out about the OR.

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Re: Big Jerr Needs YOU For The DW Sooper Secret OR Ops Section!!!
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2008, 06:36:27 PM »
Never underestimate the power of a bunch of marginalized DUmmies sitting around the hair salon. :-)

McCain is going to be toast in 24 business hours. I just know it!!
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Re: Big Jerr Needs YOU For The DW Sooper Secret OR Ops Section!!!
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2008, 06:58:59 PM »
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What OR involves is trying to dig up information on the opposing candidate in this case McCain; flip-flops, bad policy, etc

Most of McCain's bad policies are  things Democrats would like.  Not sure about his flip-flops, are think those are mostly to fool the conservative base, like his flip flop on the Bush tax cuts.
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