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Current Events => Terrorism In the US and Around the World => Topic started by: Chris_ on March 18, 2013, 06:51:36 PM
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London-Based Cleric: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes (Video)
Abdallah Al-Khilaf: First, we’d like to show you a fatwa, which appeared on the Lions of Sunna Internet forum. One Wahhabi wrote: “Dear Sheik, may Allah grant you martyrdom and black-eyed virgins in Paradise, I wanted to commit a martyrdom operation. I turned to Sheik Abu Dimaa Al-Qassab, who told me that they had invented a new and unprecedented form of martyrdom operations – explosive capsules are inserted into your anus.
“In order to train for this method of Jihad, you must consent to being sodomized for a period of time, so that your anus becomes wider, making room for the explosives.
“My question is whether I am permitted to allow one of the mujahideen access to my anus, if my intentions are honorable, and the purpose is to train for Jihad by widening my anus.â€
The sheik praised Allah and said: “In principle, sodomy is forbidden. However, Jihad is more important. It is the pinnacle of Islam. If sodomy is the only way to reach this pinnacle of Islam, then there is no harm in it.
“The rule is that necessity makes the forbidden permissible. Something that is required in order to perform a duty becomes a duty in and of itself. No duty takes precedence over Jihad.
“Therefore, you must be sodomized… After you have been sodomized, you must ask Allah for forgiveness.
Gateway Pundit (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/03/london-based-cleric-wahhabi-fatwa-allows-sodomy-to-widen-anus-for-jihad-purposes-video/)
Uh huh, right. It's for "jihad".
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Islam is a mental illness. Obamacare will cover that.............(http://www.conservativecave.com/Smileys/default/fuelfire.gif)
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Why would one need to ask the Satan Allah for forgiveness if it is for the common good? A real "god" would already know this. My God knows all.
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Islam is a cult of perversion. No wonder the left never says anything about Muslims.
Why are the British not shutting this cleric down for conspiracy to commit murder?
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You say Hamas,
I say Homos!
Hamas!
Homos!
Let's call the whole thing off...
:rimshot:
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You say Hamas,
I say Homos!
Hamas!
Homos!
Let's call the whole thing off...
:rimshot:
:lmao:
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I read this fatwa months ago. The jihadist's ass should be big enough to park a U_HAUL rental truck in it by now.
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Hurry!...(http://www.conservativecave.com/Smileys/default/shocked.gif)... Secure the sheep and goats........!
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You say Hamas,
I say Homos!
Hamas!
Homos!
Let's call the whole thing off...
:rimshot:
Ok, that was funny. :rofl:
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Someone somewhere else asked, "why not just use a dildo or something? Why bring another dude into it?"
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Someone somewhere else asked, "why not just use a dildo or something? Why bring another dude into it?"
It's against the will of Allah. :puke:
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There used to be a website called "Ask Allah" or something like that. The questions were hilarious.
One I remember was about having sex with goats. The Imam, or whatever, said that it was okay, but then you couldn't slaughter it for food. But, it was okay to sell it to someone else for that purpose.
Oh, and a woman's daughter wanted a doll. The Imam said it was okay if the head was removed.
I'm serious...... :rofl:
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London-Based Cleric: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes (Video)
Posted by Jim Hoft on Monday, March 18, 2013, 6:45 PM
London-Based Shiite Cleric Abdallah Al-Khilaf: Wahhabi Fatwa Permits Sodomy to Widen the Anus as a Means to Jihad
Abdallah Al-Khilaf: First, we’d like to show you a fatwa, which appeared on the Lions of Sunna Internet forum. One Wahhabi wrote: “Dear Sheik, may Allah grant you martyrdom and black-eyed virgins in Paradise, I wanted to commit a martyrdom operation. I turned to Sheik Abu Dimaa Al-Qassab, who told me that they had invented a new and unprecedented form of martyrdom operations – explosive capsules are inserted into your anus.
“In order to train for this method of Jihad, you must consent to being sodomized for a period of time, so that your anus becomes wider, making room for the explosives.
“My question is whether I am permitted to allow one of the mujahideen access to my anus, if my intentions are honorable, and the purpose is to train for Jihad by widening my anus.â€
The sheik praised Allah and said: “In principle, sodomy is forbidden. However, Jihad is more important. It is the pinnacle of Islam. If sodomy is the only way to reach this pinnacle of Islam, then there is no harm in it.
They are out there, living and breeding like hamsters (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/03/london-based-cleric-wahhabi-fatwa-allows-sodomy-to-widen-anus-for-jihad-purposes-video/)
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Thanks for moving my posting!
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This is outrageous!
It's time to push back against jihadists!
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Sorry for the language, but what the absolute ****??!!
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He best make sure he's wearing adult diapers.
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Radical Islam needs to come out of the closet. :whistling:
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Homosexuality is quite pervasive in the Muslim world. From what I have heard and read.
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Homosexuality is quite pervasive in the Muslim world. From what I have heard and read.
yup.
so is alcohol abuse.
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What is Islamic Rage Boy's take on this?
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zENuDflPejY/Ru1fxdYRK8I/AAAAAAAAAgo/EO_FYoWdl34/s320/rage_boy%5B1%5D.jpg)
Oh, wait.....
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Please stop replying to this thread. It ooks me out, and since I responded in it once a long time ago it pops up in my thread alert. It's just gross.
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Please stop replying to this thread. It ooks me out, and since I responded in it once a long time ago it pops up in my thread alert. It's just gross.
+1 :rofl:
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+1 :rofl:
bitchslapped for doing a +1!
+1
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bitchslapped for doing a +1!
+1
K&R :lmao:
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Y'all suck! :rotf:
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What is Islamic Rage Boy's take on this?
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zENuDflPejY/Ru1fxdYRK8I/AAAAAAAAAgo/EO_FYoWdl34/s320/rage_boy%5B1%5D.jpg)
Oh, wait.....
I ordered one of these for a friend. I had to return it. It had a hole in the back.
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Do they have any KY Jelly and Preparation H?
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Please stop replying to this thread. It ooks me out, and since I responded in it once a long time ago it pops up in my thread alert. It's just gross.
No shit?
O-)
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No shit?
O-)
:rofl:
Ok, I guess I asked for that. :thatsright:
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K&R
nt.
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I like that word "ooks."
It's so gay. :-)
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K&R
nt.
Oh screw it..... :bump:
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No shit?
O-)
Shit! :pokingpoop:
:tongue: O-)
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When they say "blow it out of your ass", they mean it!
:pokingpoop: for tots :-)
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When they say "blow it out of your ass", they mean it!
:pokingpoop: for tots :-)
Man, that's some sh!t! :-)
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Man, that's some sh!t! :-)
But, but, but..... :hyper:
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'Anal Retentive" anyone?
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'Anal Retentive" anyone?
Can you be anal retentive and have explosive diarrhea?
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Can you be anal retentive and have explosive diarrhea?
Depends. :fuelfire:
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Depends. :fuelfire:
Man. :thatsright: Pretty explosive humor there. Crappy Crappy Crappy.
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Man. :thatsright: Pretty explosive humor there. Crappy Crappy Crappy.
Shit the bed, Achmed!
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Shit the bed, Achmed!
Whoever smelt it, dealt it.
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Whoever smelt it, dealt it.
An elevator smells different to a service dog.
:-)