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Title: "Spell To Bind T*Rump"
Post by: Mary Ann on February 13, 2018, 06:59:27 AM
https://www.democraticunderground.com/12192066

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"Spell To Bind T*Rump" Feb.,13th (Tues).
It's that time of the month again. Get out your candles, feather, salt, Tower card, matches, etc.
https://extranewsfeed.com/a-spell-to-bind-donald-trump-and-all-those-who-abet-him-february-24th-mass-ritual-51f3d94f62f4
The article says Feb 12th but that is from 2017. Feb.,13th (Tues).
It's that time of the month again. Get out your candles, feather, salt, Tower card, matches, etc.
https://extranewsfeed.com/a-spell-to-bind-donald-trump-and-all-those-who-abet-him-february-24th-mass-ritual-51f3d94f62f4
The article says Feb 12th but that is from 2017.

Aren't these the people who ridicule Christianity? Don't they have a snappy comeback to a statement of "thoughts and prayers" to the grieving? Don't they mock the God of the Bible by comparisons to the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Their hypocrisy makes me sick.
Title: Re: "Spell To Bind T*Rump"
Post by: 67 Rover on February 13, 2018, 07:02:57 AM
https://www.democraticunderground.com/12192066

Aren't these the people who ridicule Christianity? Don't they have a snappy comeback to a statement of "thoughts and prayers" to the grieving? Don't they mock the God of the Bible by comparisons to the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Their hypocrisy makes me sick.

They also say the devil does not exist and that is just what the DUmmies want you to believe else their plan fails.
Title: Re: "Spell To Bind T*Rump"
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on February 13, 2018, 07:05:30 AM
Because it worked so well all the other times they've tried this.

Hey DUmmies, don't forget the D20 dice this time.
Title: Re: "Spell To Bind T*Rump"
Post by: DLR Pyro on February 13, 2018, 07:26:05 AM
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It's that time of the month again.
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Title: Re: "Spell To Bind T*Rump"
Post by: SVPete on February 13, 2018, 07:40:19 AM
Because it worked so well all the other times they've tried this.
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All those spells of the past year sure worked amazingly well!

DU-folks' and other Progs' actions of the past year have me wondering whether Trump has the One Ring:

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One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,

One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
Title: Re: "Spell To Bind T*Rump"
Post by: Old n Grumpy on February 13, 2018, 07:45:23 AM
Dip shits playing with fire, that sounds like a recipe for disaster. :thatsright: :loser:
Title: Re: "Spell To Bind T*Rump"
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 13, 2018, 07:56:55 AM
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It's that time of the month again.

Well, at least she got that part right.
Title: Re: "Spell To Bind T*Rump"
Post by: Old n Grumpy on February 13, 2018, 08:59:46 AM
(https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.lFHH7PLAwCNgNyP8e-BFfAHaFj&pid=15.1&P=0&w=253&h=190)

Martda, do you smell something burning?

A meeting of Church of the Lukumi Babalu Aye gone wrong.
Title: Re: "Spell To Bind T*Rump"
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on February 13, 2018, 11:11:59 AM
They're seriously trying it again?
Those devil- worshippers (Who, as some of the rest of you have observed, are the same sorts of people who believe Christians are brainless, superstitious morons whose beliefs are bizarre and out of touch with reality) tried this several times already, and it's failed every time.
Trump and his family are Christians, and have millions more Christians praying for them nationwide. The one true God is more than capable of protecting them from the unclean spirits that the devil- worshippers sent after them.
Yet, DUmmies will keep on trying to do it again and again. Here's hoping their curses don't just fail, but actually come back on them this time.
Title: Re: "Spell To Bind T*Rump"
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 13, 2018, 11:14:06 AM
Here's hoping their curses don't just fail, but actually come back on them this time.

#MeToo! :whistling:
Title: Re: "Spell To Bind T*Rump"
Post by: fatboy on February 13, 2018, 11:36:05 AM
I guess we need to set up some sort of "Action Network" to send President Trump massive amounts of vibes and healing white light to counter the DUmmy Spells.

 :stoner:
Title: Re: "Spell To Bind T*Rump"
Post by: DefiantSix on February 13, 2018, 11:47:22 AM
Don't know what y'all are getting so wound up about; even if Skinner's little minions could manage to say the dark incantations perfectly, cut the head off the live sacrificial chicken at the exact moment in the ritual it is needed to be, and drizzle the blood in a geometrically precise pentagram, it will never work for them.

Even when seriesly forced to at gunpoint under Marshall law conditions, that day room full of morans couldn't spell to save their pathetic little lives. :fuelfire:
Title: Re: "Spell To Bind T*Rump"
Post by: SVPete on February 13, 2018, 12:28:55 PM
... Here's hoping their curses don't just fail, but actually come back on them this time.

To date, your wish has been coming true; 3-7 years of even greater discouragement and despair looks to be in DU-grade Progs' future.
Title: Re: "Spell To Bind T*Rump"
Post by: landofconfusion80 on February 13, 2018, 12:47:40 PM
I wonder what kind of a market there is for Trump voodoo dolls. There's money in them thar primitives!
Title: Re: "Spell To Bind T*Rump"
Post by: FlaGator on February 13, 2018, 01:02:16 PM
Generally speaking, playing with processes you don't understand tend to come back to haunt you. I try to keep in mind an adage I heard years ago, "We're not punished so much for our sins as we are by our sins"
Title: Re: "Spell To Bind T*Rump"
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on February 13, 2018, 01:05:00 PM
With all the diet Coke and McDonald's he consumes, trust me, nothing is binding him.
Title: Re: "Spell To Bind T*Rump"
Post by: SVPete on February 13, 2018, 02:06:53 PM
Generally speaking, playing with processes you don't understand tend to come back to haunt you. I try to keep in mind an adage I hears years ago, "We're not punished so much for our sins as we are by our sins"

 :hi5: I'm going to remember that. It's well put.