The Conservative Cave
The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: Workover on May 16, 2021, 02:45:59 PM
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You have no reaso to tailgate when I’m doing 50 in a 35.
And those silly flashing lights on top of your var just look silly
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Preserve wildlife
Pickle a squirrel.
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The fact that no one understands you doesn’t make you an artist.
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I used up on my sick days
So I called in dead
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Warning!!
STUDENT DRIVER
Be afraid. Be very afraid
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My child was inmate of the month at the county jail
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What if the Hokey Pokey
IS what it’s all about
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If you can read this
You are probably pulling me over
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I remember this sticker from 2012:
(https://rlv.zcache.com/if_you_voted_for_obama_in_2008_to_prove_you_bumper_sticker-r47884e709f5942359d1eb1edcba557e9_v9wht_8byvr_704.jpg)
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Politicians and diapers
Need to be changed
For the same reason
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Don’t touch me
I’m not that kind of car.
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If money is the root of all evil
Then...
Why do churches beg for it?
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Please honk
If anything falls off
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Don’t drink and park
Accidents cause people
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If money is the root of all evil
Then...
Why do churches beg for it?
I know these are supposed to be funny
but
that's an incomplete quote.
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I know these are supposed to be funny
but
that's an incomplete quote.
I thought it was: "The love of money is the root of all evil."
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I know these are supposed to be funny
but
that's an incomplete quote.
Yup, but that’s what helps make it funny.
The love of money ...
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I can’t go to hell.
The devil has a restraining order against me.
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How many bodies can I fit in my trunk?
So far the answer is five.
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I owe, I owe
It’s off to work I go
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Politicians and diapers
Need to be changed
For the same reason
Ha! Ha! Really good one, and so true! ... :rotf:
Giving you a reputation point for that one darlin' .
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I thought it was: "The love of money is the root of all evil."
Correct Thundley ...
Is a big difference as well!
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When all is said and done
more is said than done
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seen on car in bllue state:
outdated sticker
"Any sane adult in 2020"
ha ha...
they got sane, didn't they?
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Saw one the other day:
"The Media IS The Virus"
Made me think you could also make one that says
"Democrats ARE The Virus"
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Don't drink and drive.
You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
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The best one I've seen recently is on the back rather large pickup. It says "I idenitfy as a Prius"
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I haven't seen this one in a few years:
My other car is a piece of shit too.
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Saw a big custom decal on the back window of a pickup, it was the Gonzalez flag cannon, with a roll of TP on, complete with Come and Take It. Wish I had stopped long enough to get a picture of it.