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The Sparkly husband gets all violent.
« on: May 02, 2008, 09:49:22 AM »
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I would LOVE to see every ****ing one of them out on their asses come November.
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From top to bottom. Dismantle the ****ing government. Tear it the **** down. Throw all the careerists - no matter how wonderful they seem - out into the streets.

Get some citizens in there. Limit their terms.

Then go to the government agencies and start firing every political appointee, no matter the party and bring in new people.

Then go to the Civil Service people and make any of them above a certain level retest and reapply.

Take K Street and build that fence they want to put on the border around it. I am much more worried about people with soft palms and expense accounts at The Palm that I am about even the biggest influx of brown skinned people.

This shit has to END.

Isn't urging the violent overthrow of the government illegal?

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Re: The Sparkly husband gets all violent.
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2008, 09:58:18 AM »
The grass is always greener..... blah, blah, blah.

Clean up DC?  Sure.  Put in regular people?  Sure.  Something tells me that sparyhub wouldn't like what regular people from the heartland of America would do to his precious economic and social agenda, and another DU rant would be forthcoming.

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Re: The Sparkly husband gets all violent.
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2008, 10:01:07 AM »
If regular folks ran a communist government it would work this time. 


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Re: The Sparkly husband gets all violent.
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2008, 10:49:00 AM »
You know, I'm still observing the sparkling husband primitive--Freudian analysis is hard work, by the way--but I myself haven't been posting him here, for fear I might inadvertently reveal some conclusions prematurely.

The guy is just one really sick ****.

It's pretty scary when Fat Che isn't the bottom of the barrel.

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« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2008, 10:59:48 AM »
I think what the primitive means is to throw out the baby and the bathwater and start the government anew with a panel of socialists in charge of everything.  No more of that pesky "balance of power" crap.

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Re: The Sparkly husband gets all violent.
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2008, 11:35:36 AM »
You know, I'm still observing the sparkling husband primitive--Freudian analysis is hard work, by the way--but I myself haven't been posting him here, for fear I might inadvertently reveal some conclusions prematurely.

The guy is just one really sick ****.

It's pretty scary when Fat Che isn't the bottom of the barrel.



I agree Frank...he's also a *****. I just don't see how any woman has any respect for him. I bet his wife has a strap on...probably doesn't even respect him enough to give him a reach around.

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Re: The Sparkly husband gets all violent.
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2008, 11:40:18 AM »

I agree Frank...he's also a *****. I just don't see how any woman has any respect for him. I bet his wife has a strap on...probably doesn't even respect him enough to give him a reach around.

Oh, it's worse than that, madam.

The problem I have is that I'm trying to do this Freudian analysis thing based only upon, solely upon, the sparkling husband's comments on Skins's island.

And as we all know, primitives.  All the time, primitives lie.

I think I have the sparkling husband primitive nailed down, though, to where I know when he's lying and when he's accidentally telling the truth.
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Re: The Sparkly husband gets all violent.
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2008, 01:10:03 PM »

I agree Frank...he's also a *****. I just don't see how any woman has any respect for him. I bet his wife has a strap on...probably doesn't even respect him enough to give him a reach around.

Oh, it's worse than that, madam.

The problem I have is that I'm trying to do this Freudian analysis thing based only upon, solely upon, the sparkling husband's comments on Skins's island.

And as we all know, primitives.  All the time, primitives lie.

I think I have the sparkling husband primitive nailed down, though, to where I know when he's lying and when he's accidentally telling the truth.

I honestly can't wait Frank...but I'm curious, why him? I mean there's so MANY to analyze, Freud would be in paradise.

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« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2008, 01:32:37 PM »
I honestly can't wait Frank...but I'm curious, why him? I mean there's so MANY to analyze, Freud would be in paradise.

Luck of the draw, madam, when I was considering primitives to case-study.

I had already eliminated the Bostonian Drunkard and Doug's ex-wife and Pedro Picasso as having been case-overstudied; and besides, Pedro Picasso in December 2007 started seeing a counselor (psychiatrist, psychologist, social worker, Buddhist serenity trainer, I have no idea what), and I surely don't want to hinder his recovery from his crippling paranoia, and so leave him alone.

This was about three months ago, and if I remember correctly, I was contemplating either the sparkling husband primitive or Ms. Ed the unappellated eohippus, who has some "self-worth" "issues."  I flipped a coin, and it came up heads, saving Ms. Ed for later.

It was recently pointed out to me, in real life, to not feel badly about taking more than three months to do a Freudian case-study; students of the subject in college spend a whole semester on one individual case, so apparently I'm doing okay.
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Re: The Sparkly husband gets all violent.
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2008, 03:37:44 PM »
I honestly can't wait Frank...but I'm curious, why him? I mean there's so MANY to analyze, Freud would be in paradise.

Luck of the draw, madam, when I was considering primitives to case-study.

I had already eliminated the Bostonian Drunkard and Doug's ex-wife and Pedro Picasso as having been case-overstudied; and besides, Pedro Picasso in December 2007 started seeing a counselor (psychiatrist, psychologist, social worker, Buddhist serenity trainer, I have no idea what), and I surely don't want to hinder his recovery from his crippling paranoia, and so leave him alone.

This was about three months ago, and if I remember correctly, I was contemplating either the sparkling husband primitive or Ms. Ed the unappellated eohippus, who has some "self-worth" "issues."  I flipped a coin, and it came up heads, saving Ms. Ed for later.

It was recently pointed out to me, in real life, to not feel badly about taking more than three months to do a Freudian case-study; students of the subject in college spend a whole semester on one individual case, so apparently I'm doing okay.

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Re: The Sparkly husband gets all violent.
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2008, 07:07:00 PM »
That poor stupid bastard has serious anger issues, compounded by his utter and total ineffectuality.  He'll probably blow out a cranial blood vessel before the November election is over, especially when the Dems lose the Big Prize.  It won't make all that much difference in his value to society, but it will end his oh-so-easily-ridiculed postiing, unfortunately.

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« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2008, 11:50:05 AM »
Yep, the guy is definitely on my top 10 list right now. Granted there's a lot of time left in the year but, especially with the election season in full swing, he just might end up in the top 3. Actually, considering the election it will probably be extremely difficult to have a top 10 this year...they're all gonna whack out.

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Re: The Sparkly husband gets all violent.
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2008, 02:42:27 PM »
Yep, the guy is definitely on my top 10 list right now. Granted there's a lot of time left in the year but, especially with the election season in full swing, he just might end up in the top 3. Actually, considering the election it will probably be extremely difficult to have a top 10 this year...they're all gonna whack out.

Cindie

We could have a "Memorial Top 10."
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Re: The Sparkly husband gets all violent.
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2008, 02:50:24 PM »
Weird.

When Newt Gingrich tried to institute term limits the libs called it The Contract ON America.

Who was that idiot liberal democrat from Oregon (if memory serves) that actually sued his constituents to overturn the term limits that threw him out?
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