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Star Member sinkingfeeling (38,660 posts)I have to raise a toast to Texas Towelie. I love your tireless devotion to exposing all the daily scams and rip-offs people pull on the rest of us. Here, here!https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211986788
Star Member sinkingfeeling (38,660 posts)I have to raise a toast to Texas Towelie. I love your tireless devotionto exposing all the daily scams and rip-offs people pull on the rest of us. Here, here!https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211986788What in the hell is this DUmmie talking about?
... he is driving me insane with the constant barrage of hatred for my screwups from 10 to 20 years ago.
The texas towel boy is a militant gay. He's the one that posted he believed that homos were "superior" to heteros at one time.
Thank you. I thought so, but couldn't find any reference to it.
Here you go buddy..https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php/topic,116056.msg1412654.html#msg1412654
TexasTowelie (44,124 posts)Why gay people are a higher form of evolution
What in the hell is this DUmmie talking about?
Can anyone tell me, what is a "Towelie"? Is it a Texas thing? Or does he post from the sauna, wrapped in a towel?
South Park reference. "Towelie" was a bath towel that was always high and was created by the military.
Read the link in my post above, it explains him/her/it to a degree.
Ummmmm ... aren't survival and ability to reproduce the hallmarks of evolutionary success? Yet as a population, don't gays have a shorter lifespan? As well as being unable to reproduce without the use of non-gays?
We encourage, adapt to, and continue the pursuit of progression. Since the earliest recorded history –—about 97th-century BCE when Mesolithic rock in Sicily is said to depict male homosexual intercourse – gays have infiltrated and influenced all aspects of life, from art to government. We’re drawn to positions of power because we affect change more swiftly and more democratically than those seeking to rule, often iron-fistedly, simply to make up for their lack of anatomical endowment (which isn’t just conjecture, by the way; a study by the Kinsey Institute reported that gay guys typically have bigger dicks than straight guys) and we don’t have to look any further than our own current administration to see this time-honored tradition in practice. It stands to reason then that we have less to prove than straight men seeking power, who much of the time want to stifle progression, while we advocate on behalf of forging ahead, quite happy with what’s been bestowed between our legs. In the meantime, we may have already answered the age-old question: Does size matter? All the world’s conflicts started by cranky old straight men decidedly point to yes.
Don't forget your towel!