. . . Doug ulna's loooong absence.
A Doug Ulna sighting? Forewarned is forearmed.
Hate to elbow in here, but I was hoping someone within the radius of this cave would say, "I saw what you did there. It was rather humerus."
But as I always say: A good pun is its own reword.
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KISSED MY MONEY BYE-BYE (The Day the Money Died)Tune: "American Pie"
As sung by DainBramagedA long, long time ago
I can still remember how their money used to give me glee
But I knew if I had my chance
That I could break their Fox News trance
And maybe they'd be lib'ral just like me
The television made me quiver
With every program it delivered
Fox News on the TV
I couldn't let them see me
I took the changer from its side
Then I found a place where it could hide
But something made me brag with pride
The day the money died
Oh my, I kissed my money bye-bye
Drove my Chevy dealer crazy
With my little white lie
Told them good ol' boys our old remote up and died
Thinkin' this'll be the way that I try--
Hide it in the rafters and lie . . .
(Cut to the end, 7:47)And now I'm singin' . . .
Why'd I spread my little white lie?
Told the DUmmies it was funny
How I hid it so high
But them lousy freeps were thinkin' "Who is this guy?"
And with this I kissed my money bye-bye
With this I kissed my money bye-bye
Now I'm singin' . . .
Why'd I spread my little white lie?
Told the DUmmies it was funny
How I hid it so high
Them lousy freeps were thinkin' "Who is this guy?"
And with this I kissed my money bye-bye!