DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote (7-year anniversary 08-21-20)

[jukin]

And pulled over the post line at the first of page 101.

Yeah It's been pretty damn nice here in the PRoC for the last few weeks. Of course that is why I pay the big bucks to live here.

[Charles Henrickson]

50,000 views, to go along with over 100 pages and 1,500 replies! Way to go, Doug!

[Mike220]

50,000 views, to go along with over 100 pages and 1,500 replies! Way to go, Doug!

Congrats Doug! Enjoy your present!

[CollectivismMustDie]

Come on Doug, just own up to it. It could give you Satisfaction:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsR2-Tpsqqc[/youtube]



CMD

[Aristotelian]

Such immortality for Doug Bulna - a far greater achievement than anybody could have imagined considering his abilities.

[obumazombie]

The whole is the sum of the parts. Sum are doing their part to point out the hole.

[Dblhaul]

Doug, check these out!

http://reviews.cnet.com/best-universal-remotes/

[Bad Dog]

Such immortality for Doug Bulna - a far greater achievement than anybody could have imagined considering his abilities.

Like the song says, with a little help from his friends.

[Skul]

Look who showed up at the DUmp.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024329561

Tue Jan 14, 2014, 01:20 PM

Star Member DainBramaged (39,142 posts)


Drip drip drip

Couple of stupid pictures

The sink will run over very soon 

That's it folks. About as lame as it gets.
One short reply.  S/h/it should ask about Doug ulna's loooong absence.

[Charles Henrickson]

. . . Doug ulna's loooong absence.

A Doug Ulna sighting?  Forewarned is forearmed.

[franksolich]

Look who showed up at the DUmp.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024329561That's it folks. About as lame as it gets.
One short reply.  S/h/it should ask about Doug ulna's loooong absence.

Probably walrus-face hasn't seen that polls show that Chris Christy still enjoys a 59% approval rating--considerably higher than that of 0bozo--among New Jerseyites.

[Skul]

That should teach me to roof read my comments. Yup.  

[obumazombie]

That should teach me to roof read my comments. Yup.  

How dare you ?
That's my favorite place to read them too.

[Aristotelian]

According to his DUmp profile he has posted 19 times in the last 90 days.

He first joined the DUmp in 2002, since when he has posted 39,142 times - this means that he's been a member for eleven years+ with an annual posting rate of about 3500; but since his hi-jinks with the remote this rate has dropped to 77. There must be a big hole in his 'life' where all of that posting took place.

One simple "gosh, wasn't I stupid" thread, or even a "those damned FReeptards" one, and he could happily resume this life of wasting time and effort on the DUmp. It doesn't even have to be true, we certainly never assume that what they write over there has the faintest hint of veracity about it.

[BlueStateSaint]

According to his DUmp profile he has posted 19 times in the last 90 days.

He first joined the DUmp in 2002, since when he has posted 39,142 times - this means that he's been a member for eleven years+ with an annual posting rate of about 3500; but since his hi-jinks with the remote this rate has dropped to 77. There must be a big hole in his 'life' where all of that posting took place.

One simple "gosh, wasn't I stupid" thread, or even a "those damned FReeptards" one, and he could happily resume this life of wasting time and effort on the DUmp. It doesn't even have to be true, we certainly never assume that what they write over there has the faintest hint of veracity about it.

You're into PR, aren't you?

[franksolich]

According to his DUmp profile he has posted 19 times in the last 90 days.

He first joined the DUmp in 2002, since when he has posted 39,142 times - this means that he's been a member for eleven years+ with an annual posting rate of about 3500; but since his hi-jinks with the remote this rate has dropped to 77. There must be a big hole in his 'life' where all of that posting took place.

One simple "gosh, wasn't I stupid" thread, or even a "those damned FReeptards" one, and he could happily resume this life of wasting time and effort on the DUmp. It doesn't even have to be true, we certainly never assume that what they write over there has the faintest hint of veracity about it.

My point exactly.

The only person who's holding walrus-face back is the brain-damaged primitive himself.  If he'd make a clean breast of things to his fellow primitives, and apologize to them for having been such a rectal aperture, all would be forgiven and forgotten, and he could happily proceed to post away with not a care in the world.

And this thread, and GOBUCKS' thread, would wither away and die.

The brain-damaged primitive is in total control of the situation; he, and he alone, can determine what happens.

[Charles Henrickson]

. . . Doug ulna's loooong absence.

A Doug Ulna sighting?  Forewarned is forearmed.

Hate to elbow in here, but I was hoping someone within the radius of this cave would say, "I saw what you did there. It was rather humerus."

But as I always say: A good pun is its own reword.


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KISSED MY MONEY BYE-BYE (The Day the Money Died)
Tune: "American Pie"
As sung by DainBramaged

A long, long time ago
I can still remember how their money used to give me glee
But I knew if I had my chance
That I could break their Fox News trance
And maybe they'd be lib'ral just like me

The television made me quiver
With every program it delivered
Fox News on the TV
I couldn't let them see me

I took the changer from its side
Then I found a place where it could hide
But something made me brag with pride
The day the money died

Oh my, I kissed my money bye-bye
Drove my Chevy dealer crazy
With my little white lie
Told them good ol' boys our old remote up and died
Thinkin' this'll be the way that I try--
Hide it in the rafters and lie . . .

(Cut to the end, 7:47)

And now I'm singin' . . .
Why'd I spread my little white lie?
Told the DUmmies it was funny
How I hid it so high
But them lousy freeps were thinkin' "Who is this guy?"
And with this I kissed my money bye-bye
With this I kissed my money bye-bye

Now I'm singin' . . .
Why'd I spread my little white lie?
Told the DUmmies it was funny
How I hid it so high
Them lousy freeps were thinkin' "Who is this guy?"
And with this I kissed my money bye-bye!

[Ralph Wiggum]

Hate to elbow in here, but I was hoping someone within the radius of this cave would say, "I saw what you did there. It was rather humerus."

But as I always say: A good pun is its own reword.


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KISSED MY MONEY BYE-BYE (The Day the Money Died)
Tune: "American Pie"
As sung by DainBramaged

Ironically, Don McLean's original version of "American Pie" hit #1 this week in 1972.

[obumazombie]

Ironically, Don McLean's original version of "American Pie" hit #1 this week in 1972.

I always thought that was a catchy tune, and deserved to be on the top 40, but I never really understood how or why it made it to number 1.

[Gern]

Hmph.

As of 1/17/2014 5:06pm EST we've dropped to page 2 in the DUmpster. 


Well, I'll fix that!

[Skul]

Hmph.

As of 1/17/2014 5:06pm EST we've dropped to page 2 in the DUmpster.

Well, I'll fix that!

It wasn't on page two when I just looked now.   
Strange indeed.

[CollectivismMustDie]

I always thought that was a catchy tune, and deserved to be on the top 40, but I never really understood how or why it made it to number 1.

Because its so damn long that most of the music it was competing with never got a chance to be heard.

 

CMD

[Purple Sage]

Walrustling up some fish for dinner tonight, I wondered if old Doug Bulna had finally saw fit to apologize to his co-DUmmies.  Evidently not.

[BlueStateSaint]

I think this thread needs to be more prominently displayed here.  Up it goes!

[obumazombie]

I think this thread needs to be more prominently displayed here.  Up it goes!

Up, up, and away !