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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1175 on: November 25, 2013, 04:17:55 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on November 25, 2013, 03:56:39 AM
Why?

I think that the entertainment value is enough reason, is it not? :???:
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1176 on: November 25, 2013, 05:26:01 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on November 25, 2013, 04:17:55 AM
I think that the entertainment value is enough reason, is it not? :???:

If I had to choose between a DUmmy for my entertainment or becoming worm food, I'd better start looking for a new x-box.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1177 on: November 25, 2013, 07:20:08 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on November 25, 2013, 03:56:39 AM
Why?

Because Dougie, like all DUmpmonkiez, would go into a frothing tear about Mormon! stopping by the house on Thanksgiving. We would hear about it in a long rambling thread on the DUmp and it could spawn a whole new type of bouncy! Because, you see, the Mormons would really be part of the VRWC special detective team wearing body cameras that looked like Mormon buttons, and we could watch the footage of the Dougie interview and compare it to the Dougie story- thus, creating for one brief moment, the perfect ''Dougie" story.

It would be even better if another of the VRWCSDT dresses as a cop and jumped out of the bushes by Dougie's house and chased the Mormons off... to the applause of the neighborhood!

Geez... Get with the program, Tucker.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1178 on: November 25, 2013, 08:23:54 AM »
I think Dougie gave me a visit during the night.....I can't find my TV remote.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1179 on: November 25, 2013, 09:44:25 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on November 25, 2013, 08:23:54 AM
I think Dougie gave me a visit during the night.....I can't find my TV remote.
Over in the other thread, LandofConfusion says fat che's little brother has it.
Mike220 isn't sure if you want it back.  :whistling:
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1180 on: November 25, 2013, 09:49:32 AM »
Quote from: Skul on November 25, 2013, 09:44:25 AM
Over in the other thread, LandofConfusion says fat che's little brother has it.
Mike220 isn't sure if you want it back.  :whistling:

Then I'm sure I don't want it back.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1181 on: November 25, 2013, 09:54:01 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on November 25, 2013, 09:49:32 AM
Then I'm sure I don't want it back.

You know what they do to root vegetables, toy cars and small rodents... so good choice.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1182 on: November 25, 2013, 10:11:32 AM »
Quote from: Mike220 on November 25, 2013, 09:54:01 AM
You know what they do to root vegetables, toy cars and small rodents... so good choice.

You may have just ruined mashed potatoes and gravy for the rest of my life.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1183 on: November 25, 2013, 11:06:12 AM »
Quote from: jukin on November 25, 2013, 10:11:32 AM
You may have just ruined mashed potatoes and gravy for the rest of my life.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1184 on: November 25, 2013, 11:08:17 AM »
Quote from: jukin on November 25, 2013, 10:11:32 AM
You may have just ruined mashed potatoes and gravy for the rest of my life.

You're welcome.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1185 on: November 25, 2013, 11:16:52 AM »


mmmmmm... butt potatoes...
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

I don't know how any of you can live with yourselves.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1186 on: November 25, 2013, 12:52:27 PM »
Quote from: landofconfusion80 on November 25, 2013, 11:16:52 AM


mmmmmm... butt potatoes...
I hear they're out of this world.
I've also heard they come from......
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1187 on: November 25, 2013, 12:59:14 PM »
How long does it take to cook a potato at 98.6F?
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1188 on: November 25, 2013, 01:12:49 PM »
Quote from: jukin on November 25, 2013, 12:59:14 PM
How long does it take to cook a potato at 98.6F?
Have a hippety hop? make mashed potatoes
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

I don't know how any of you can live with yourselves.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1189 on: November 25, 2013, 01:38:48 PM »
Quote from: jukin on November 25, 2013, 12:59:14 PM
How long does it take to cook a potato at 98.6F?
Well, I ain't gonna watch it.  You go right ahead.  :lmao:
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1190 on: November 25, 2013, 02:04:36 PM »
Quote from: Skul on November 25, 2013, 01:38:48 PM
Well, I ain't gonna watch it.  You go right ahead.  :lmao:
Watched spuds never boil.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1191 on: November 25, 2013, 02:21:40 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on November 25, 2013, 02:04:36 PM
Watched spuds never boil.
Watched boils never spurt.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1192 on: November 25, 2013, 03:12:32 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on November 25, 2013, 02:21:40 PM
Watched boils never spurt.
Speaking of spurts, where's Doug?  He's definitely a drip under pressure.  :-)
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1193 on: November 25, 2013, 04:10:23 PM »
Quote from: Skul on November 25, 2013, 03:12:32 PM
Speaking of spurts, where's Doug?  He's definitely a drip under pressure.  :-)

He's swimming away from the island as fast as he can.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1194 on: November 25, 2013, 08:18:00 PM »
The view to reply ratio of this thread is way off. There should be more replies to regain the proper balance. Do not view this thread without replying would be a good temporary fix.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1195 on: November 25, 2013, 08:22:33 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on November 25, 2013, 08:18:00 PM
The view to reply ratio of this thread is way off. There should be more replies to regain the proper balance. Do not view this thread without replying would be a good temporary fix.
A three reply to view minimum would help.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1196 on: November 25, 2013, 08:23:21 PM »
Well poop.  I don't think that's gonna work.  :bawl:
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1197 on: November 25, 2013, 08:25:04 PM »
Quote from: Skul on November 25, 2013, 08:23:21 PM
Well poop.  I don't think that's gonna work.  :bawl:
You made me look ! Twice ! So, naturally I have to post a reply.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1198 on: November 25, 2013, 08:33:00 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on November 25, 2013, 08:25:04 PM
You made me look ! Twice ! So, naturally I have to post a reply.
If you looked twice, why only one reply.  Hater!
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1199 on: November 25, 2013, 08:34:05 PM »
Quote from: Skul on November 25, 2013, 08:33:00 PM
If you looked twice, why only one reply.  Hater!
Dammit, you made me look AGAIN !
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