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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1050 on: October 29, 2013, 08:47:22 PM »
I'm concerned about how this democrat healthcare fiasco is affecting Doug Bulna.


Is there any kind of upkeep that goes along with having a glass eye? 

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1051 on: October 30, 2013, 10:18:49 AM »
I bet Doug will really wish that he was not on the individual market right now and soaking up some of that evil corporate employer health insurance.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1052 on: October 30, 2013, 10:38:51 AM »
Is there any kind of upkeep that goes along with having a glass eye?

Windex.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1053 on: October 30, 2013, 10:52:42 AM »
Is there any kind of upkeep that goes along with having a glass eye? 
Clean it.  I mail mine in for a "see check", every six months.
BTW, they're acrylic plastic, not glass.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1054 on: October 30, 2013, 01:45:06 PM »
Windex.

Not under the cACA Obama HellCare. Now you get a paper patch and a rubber band.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1055 on: October 30, 2013, 01:49:08 PM »
Clean it.  I mail mine in for a "see check", every six months.
BTW, they're acrylic plastic, not glass.

That would be a little freaky if it went to the wrong address. Kind of have a whole van Gogh vibe to it.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1056 on: October 30, 2013, 05:00:26 PM »
That would be a little freaky if it went to the wrong address. Kind of have a whole van Gogh vibe to it.
Nah, I can see where it's going.  :whistling:

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John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1057 on: October 30, 2013, 05:37:32 PM »
Hey, Doug! Are ya still reading this?
It seems you are still unemployed. If you had gotten a new job, you would have posted how it was so much better than the one you had before (but we would know you are LYING).

Ya know its gonna get cold in Jersey. Time to get off your but, swallow your pride and take the fry clerk position at Mickey D's. Come on. How much moping can one guy do. Look at all the seasonal employment about to open up. Beggars can't be choosers. Man up and take a job or two.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1058 on: October 30, 2013, 05:46:44 PM »
Nah, I can see where it's going.  :whistling:

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1059 on: October 30, 2013, 05:53:25 PM »
Hey, Doug! Are ya still reading this?
It seems you are still unemployed. If you had gotten a new job, you would have posted how it was so much better than the one you had before (but we would know you are LYING).

Ya know its gonna get cold in Jersey. Time to get off your but, swallow your pride and take the fry clerk position at Mickey D's. Come on. How much moping can one guy do. Look at all the seasonal employment about to open up. Beggars can't be choosers. Man up and take a job or two.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1060 on: October 30, 2013, 06:26:03 PM »
I miss the days when girls wore skirts to dances.
I'd glue a spare to the toe of my shoe.  :whistling:
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John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1061 on: October 30, 2013, 07:27:11 PM »
Nah, I can see where it's going.  :whistling:

 :lmao:

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1062 on: October 30, 2013, 08:46:14 PM »
Clean it.  I mail mine in for a "see check", every six months.
BTW, they're acrylic plastic, not glass.

So..........my Uncle got his eye shot out as a kid, another kid was shooting a BB gun at a train, it ricocheted with precision.  He had glass/acrylic eyes from the time he was 12.  I guess they need resizing, as he had several.  When he died, my grandparents kept his "eyes" and I recovered the box of about 7 or so eyes when I cleaned up the debris that used to be their house on the gulf coast after Katrina.  I have no clue what to do with em, but I am stuck with them now.  Ideas? Anyone?
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1063 on: October 30, 2013, 09:16:07 PM »
So..........my Uncle got his eye shot out as a kid, another kid was shooting a BB gun at a train, it ricocheted with precision.  He had glass/acrylic eyes from the time he was 12.  I guess they need resizing, as he had several.  When he died, my grandparents kept his "eyes" and I recovered the box of about 7 or so eyes when I cleaned up the debris that used to be their house on the gulf coast after Katrina.  I have no clue what to do with em, but I am stuck with them now.  Ideas? Anyone?
Glue them to the eaves of the house.
You can keep watch over everything.  :-)

To be honest, no. If they're the fitted variety, that's it.
You can always use them to spook the crap out of the kids tomorrow night.   :panic:
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1064 on: October 30, 2013, 09:21:21 PM »
Glue them to the eaves of the house.
You can keep watch over everything.  :-)

To be honest, no. If they're the fitted variety, that's it.
You can always use them to spook the crap out of the kids tomorrow night.   :panic:

Tots wont be home ....but I will. Good Idea about the "spooking the kids" might have to digem out and have some fun with the kids 
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1065 on: October 30, 2013, 09:24:22 PM »
Glue them to the eaves of the house.
You can keep watch over everything.  :-)

To be honest, no. If they're the fitted variety, that's it.
You can always use them to spook the crap out of the kids tomorrow night.   :panic:

Hmmmmm....good ideas, best I could think of was making em into a bracelet.  :-)  It's pretty nifty to see how the technology changed over the years, He lost his eye in the late 40's, and replaced them up to the mid 80's.  I am now "The keeper of the eyes."   
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1066 on: October 30, 2013, 09:25:59 PM »
Tots wont be home ....but I will. Good Idea about the "spooking the kids" might have to digem out and have some fun with the kids 
A little stick-em putty, and you can put one in the middle of your forehead.

Hmmmmm....good ideas, best I could think of was making em into a bracelet.  :-)  It's pretty nifty to see how the technology changed over the years, He lost his eye in the late 40's, and replaced them up to the mid 80's.  I am now "The keeper of the eyes."   
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1067 on: October 30, 2013, 09:27:06 PM »
Glass eyes would be great for the trick part of trick or treat.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1068 on: October 30, 2013, 09:34:13 PM »
Glass eyes would be great for the trick part of trick or treat.
I would never do such a thing. Nope.  O-)
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John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1069 on: October 30, 2013, 09:50:59 PM »
Since Halloween is tomorrow, I thought we might want to get the word out in Doug's area, in case someone has spotted him.  I thought we should get a few posters out there to help people identify him. 
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1070 on: October 30, 2013, 09:56:09 PM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:  :rotf: :rotf: joo bez bad boy!!!!
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1071 on: October 31, 2013, 07:18:02 AM »
The one on the right, has recently been castrated, too.  :-)
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1072 on: October 31, 2013, 07:58:06 AM »
The one on the right, has recently been castrated, too.  :-)
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1073 on: October 31, 2013, 10:36:16 AM »
 :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:   TOO FUNNY!!!


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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1074 on: November 01, 2013, 11:11:06 AM »
Anybody heard if DainBramaged /
Doug Bulna / Douglas Bulna / Douglas C. Bulna of Gearhart Chevrolet has sought help to fix his life?  I'm worried about the poor man and the following trademark he created:

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