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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #925 on: October 04, 2013, 05:42:56 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on October 04, 2013, 05:30:29 PM
Thing is that they can post that Doug Bulna is an out and out ass hole or the gNads is a short, bald dwaft or that lady FreeDUmb is as stupid as a rock at the DUmp. SKimmer would be TSing everyone.

They get to hear the truth through us.

Now if they would only believe us when we tell them that obama is a muslim and a marxist.

Baby steps, Tuck.  Baby steps . . .
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #926 on: October 04, 2013, 05:47:53 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on October 04, 2013, 05:42:22 PM
But I will treasure it forever...

Not to mention Tuck, it will live forever more on Google!!!!   :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #927 on: October 04, 2013, 06:27:48 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on October 04, 2013, 05:40:15 PM
Your best bet, Doug Bulna, shit hot admin that stole his employer's customer lounge TV remote and hid it, and then bragged about it on a public forum no less, is to come clean. This thread will drop like a rock then.

Come on Doug.  'Fess up. 

You know you want to see this thread drop like:

Taverner on a needle; or

grasswipe on an extra coat; or

Amber Hoyt on a ham sandwich; or

LocoNuts on an rubber vagina.


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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #928 on: October 04, 2013, 06:29:18 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on October 04, 2013, 06:27:48 PM

You know you want to see this thread drop like:

Taverner on a needle; or

grasswipe on an extra coat; or

Amber Hoyt on a ham sandwich; or

LocoNuts on an rubber vagina.





Oh, oh....  Damn!   :lmao:
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #929 on: October 04, 2013, 06:49:01 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on October 04, 2013, 06:27:48 PM
Come on Doug.  'Fess up. 

You know you want to see this thread drop like:

Taverner on a needle; or

grasswipe on an extra coat; or

Amber Hoyt on a ham sandwich; or

LocoNuts on an rubber vagina.




Does Canadian single payer cover Japanese sex dolls?
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #930 on: October 04, 2013, 07:06:12 PM »
Quote from: jukin on October 04, 2013, 06:49:01 PM
Does Canadian single payer cover Japanese sex dolls?

If LocoNuts goes to Japan and discovers the used panty vending machines, it won't be long before he dies of a penis aneurysm.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #931 on: October 04, 2013, 07:19:56 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on October 04, 2013, 06:27:48 PM
Come on Doug.  'Fess up. 

You know you want to see this thread drop like:

Taverner on a needle; or

grasswipe on an extra coat; or

Amber Hoyt on a ham sandwich; or

LocoNuts on an rubber vagina.




 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #932 on: October 04, 2013, 10:46:14 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on October 04, 2013, 07:19:56 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

H5 Battle! Now that there was funny... don't care who ya are!!!
Ya, I know. My eyes are watering up over that.  :lmao:
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #933 on: October 05, 2013, 12:40:47 AM »
Pssst.  Doug.  









It's midnight.  










Are you out there anywhere?  








Nobody else is up, except for you, me, maybe a few other cavers, and a scant half dozen or so other primitives that are busy lurking.  



I know what you're thinking right now, out there on your cold, dusty park bench located near some wi-fi: "How does that wascally Battlehymn know that I'm up?!"  Well, it's because you don't have a job.  I mean really, what else have you got to do?

Why not spill the beans?  How about rewarding us late-nighters with what's been on your mind.  What have you got to lose?  

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #934 on: October 05, 2013, 06:14:55 AM »
Bumping the count here.....watch the video, scroll down and look at all the great pictures of old cars....'57 Studebaker golden Hawk.... '55  Studebaker President Coup....fins, fins and more fins.

http://blog.flickr.net/en/2013/10/04/crafting-scenes-of-iconic-americana/

Amazingly good model builder ain't he.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #935 on: October 05, 2013, 08:46:17 AM »
T minus 65 . . .
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #936 on: October 05, 2013, 09:15:49 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on October 05, 2013, 08:46:17 AM
T minus 65 . . .

Hold up now, I am confused.  Is this a countdown to 1000 posts, or a countdown of the dwindling number of dollars Doug has in his bank account after being fired?
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #937 on: October 05, 2013, 09:32:06 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on October 05, 2013, 09:15:49 AM
Hold up now, I am confused.  Is this a countdown to 1000 posts, or a countdown of the dwindling number of dollars Doug has in his bank account after being fired?

It must refer to a post countdown since Doug is a DUmmy and, as such, has never had two nickels to rub together.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #938 on: October 05, 2013, 09:43:32 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on October 05, 2013, 09:15:49 AM
Hold up now, I am confused.  Is this a countdown to 1000 posts, or a countdown of the dwindling number of dollars Doug has in his bank account after being fired?

Yes.

T minus 62!
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #939 on: October 05, 2013, 11:13:45 AM »
Tea minus lemon juice....61
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #940 on: October 05, 2013, 12:29:12 PM »
Oh now, let's be posting comments of substance here; since we still don't know his fate, I suggest we write stuff encouraging to the brain-damaged primitive, so he doesn't lose heart.

<<<nice guy.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #941 on: October 05, 2013, 12:36:17 PM »
Yep Frank you have to be the DUmmy's best friend...You really do try.  :cheersmate:
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #942 on: October 05, 2013, 12:52:54 PM »
Quote from: biersmythe on October 05, 2013, 12:36:17 PM
Yep Frank you have to be the DUmmy's best friend...You really do try.  :cheersmate:

Actually no, but I don't want the brain-damaged primitive so get so disheartened that he goes out and does something stupid like hurt other people.

If he hurts himself, well, I have no problem with that.

I have the impression that at times he's so melancholy he day-dreams about blowing up buildings and stuff, and we don't want him doing any of that.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #943 on: October 05, 2013, 12:54:56 PM »
I was kidding.. trying to keep up the persona. LOL
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #944 on: October 05, 2013, 01:10:03 PM »
I found the remote!

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #945 on: October 05, 2013, 01:19:11 PM »
Quote from: biersmythe on October 05, 2013, 12:54:56 PM
I was kidding.. trying to keep up the persona. LOL

Actually, I'm kind of worried the brain-damaged primitive'll get so despondent he'll rotissiere his cats and eat them.

He's got every reason to feel like a heel, and one hopes it grates on him, but we don't want him hurting anybody but himself.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #946 on: October 05, 2013, 04:46:57 PM »
Maybe Doug got kicked out of his apartment and he is staying at the "Sally" and they won't let him use their electricity and internet. 

I can't remember which dummy it was that said the exact same thing happened to them not too long ago.   :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:


 :-) :-)
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #947 on: October 05, 2013, 05:46:57 PM »
Okay, I went back to the campfire, which was doused but is still there, to census the primitives about whether or not they thought this stupid idea was a good idea, so that one can separate the Stalinists from the others.

Lots and lots of lumpenunterprimitiven here, so I highlighted the PoP, the primitives of prominence, the only primitives who count:

those primitives in favor:
agentS
arcane1
avebury
backscatter712
barbtries
Berlum
billh58
BlueJazz
bravenak
Bobbie Jo
CaliforniaPeggy
Common Sense Party
cordelia
defacto7
Demoiselle
demwing
deurbano
DisgustipatedinCA
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DonRedwood
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Egnever
Enthusiast
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FoxNewsSucks
freshwest
FSogol
GETPLANING
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hatrack
Hekate
HERVEPA
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Iggo
Initech
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kimbutgar
LaPera
Leith
Liberal in LA
liberal N proud
libodem
Lint Head
livingwagenow
ljm2002
lunasun
LuvLoogie
LVdem
Lydia Leftcoast
madokie
Maedhros
malaise
Maraya1969
Mariana
mercuryblues
Mopar151
mountain grammy
Mr.Bill
mr clean
Mr Dixon
MsPithy
Myrina
NCTraveler
Neoma
NYC_SKP
onehandle
OregonBlue
Peaceplace80
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Politicalboi
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Rebellious Republican
Rex
rexcat
ruralib
samsingh
Shankapotamus
Sheepshank
Shrike47
Skidmore
snappyturtle
Socal31
spanone
Spitfire of ATJ
SummerSnow
TBF
TexasProgresive [sic]
The Wielding Truth
Trajan
truebluegreen
U4ikLefty
Vincardog
Wait Wut
Zorra

those primitives against:
2ndAmForComputers
AngryOldDem
branford
canonfodder
CK John
Flatulo
GalaxyHunter
GreenStormCloud
hughee99
Lizzie Poppet
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #948 on: October 05, 2013, 06:07:55 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 05, 2013, 05:46:57 PM
Okay, I went back to the campfire, which was doused but is still there, to census the primitives about whether or not they thought this stupid idea was a good idea, so that one can separate the Stalinists from the others.

Lots and lots of lumpenunterprimitiven here, so I highlighted the PoP, the primitives of prominence, the only primitives who count:

those primitives in favor:
agentS
arcane1
avebury
backscatter712
barbtries
Berlum
billh58
BlueJazz
bravenak
Bobbie Jo
CaliforniaPeggy
Common Sense Party
cordelia
defacto7
Demoiselle
demwing
deurbano
DisgustipatedinCA
dogknob
DonRedwood
dorkzilla
Egnever
Enthusiast
eShirl
FarPoint
FoxNewsSucks
freshwest
FSogol
GETPLANING
groundloop
hatrack
Hekate
HERVEPA
hrmjustin
Iggo
Initech
jberryhill
kimbutgar
LaPera
Leith
Liberal in LA
liberal N proud
libodem
Lint Head
livingwagenow
ljm2002
lunasun
LuvLoogie
LVdem
Lydia Leftcoast
madokie
Maedhros
malaise
Maraya1969
Mariana
mercuryblues
Mopar151
mountain grammy
Mr.Bill
mr clean
Mr Dixon
MsPithy
Myrina
NCTraveler
Neoma
NYC_SKP
onehandle
OregonBlue
Peaceplace80
pnwmom
Politicalboi
ProudToBeBlueInRhody
pstokely
rdharma
Rebellious Republican
Rex
rexcat
ruralib
samsingh
Shankapotamus
Sheepshank
Shrike47
Skidmore
snappyturtle
Socal31
spanone
Spitfire of ATJ
SummerSnow
TBF
TexasProgresive [sic]
The Wielding Truth
Trajan
truebluegreen
U4ikLefty
Vincardog
Wait Wut
Zorra

those primitives against:
2ndAmForComputers
AngryOldDem
branford
canonfodder
CK John
Flatulo
GalaxyHunter
GreenStormCloud
hughee99
Lizzie Poppet
MineralMan
MrModerate
Niceguy1
Nuclear Unicorn
Omnith
pintobean
rl6214
sgsmith
Throd
whopis01

I'm glad that you have me in the "In favor" column. It's a shame that my name wasn't in bold. :mad:
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #949 on: October 05, 2013, 06:11:21 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on October 05, 2013, 06:07:55 PM
I'm glad that you have me in the "In favor" column. It's a shame that my name wasn't in bold. :mad:

Well now, not everybody can be a PoP; it takes something special to be a primitive of prominence.
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