DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote (7-year anniversary 08-21-20)

[Mr Mannn]

No Frank. He's a DUmmie. He went on a drunken spree until his money ran out. and now he lives every moment in rage.

I don't think he can enjoy a fine morning.

as for his infrequent doggie posts...its just a ruse, at some point he's gonna break. Holding  back no longer, Doug will vent his frustrations all over DU.
--DB will have learned nothing and he will blame everyone but himself.

[GOBUCKS]

One wonders what one does, on a lazy Sunday autumn morning in upper New Jersey, when one's jobless because one's been a rectal aperture, bad-mouthing one's employer and "freepers."

Maybe lays in bed, looking out the window, watching the leaves on the trees change color?

I'm pretty sure Doug is a ladies' man.

Retirement allows him more time to keep his girlfriends satisfied.

[dutch508]

In the booming BarryO'Conomy I thought I'd help out ol' Dougy...



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[franksolich]

I'm pretty sure Doug is a ladies' man.

Retirement allows him more time to keep his girlfriends satisfied.

When thinking of the brain-damaged perimitive--and no aspersions on his former wife, not at all--he's probably a man for ladies the like of the convenience store primitive's sister Crystal.

[GOBUCKS]

When thinking of the brain-damaged perimitive--and no aspersions on his former wife, not at all--he's probably a man for ladies the like of the convenience store primitive's sister Crystal.

Well, after next Saturday there will be an open bunk in Crystal's trailer.

[Linda]

When thinking of the brain-damaged perimitive--and no aspersions on his former wife, not at all--he's probably a man for ladies the like of the convenience store primitive's sister Crystal.

Well, after next Saturday there will be an open bunk in Crystal's trailer.

You guys are good, you don't miss a beat.

[Skul]

I'm pretty sure Doug is a ladies' man.

Retirement allows him more time to keep his girlfriends satisfied.

New Jersey has sheep??2?   
Never knew that. 

[Tucker]

New Jersey has sheep??2?   
Never knew that. 

Just goes to show you what ewe don't know.


I know. I know. 

[Charles Henrickson]

I want to see fifty pages!

Come on people... You are slacking.

OK, OK, your wish is about to come true. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

For the record, here's the DB timeline:

DainBramaged posted his "I blocked FAUX on the TV at work today" OP on Wednesday, August 21.

On Friday, August 23, I reported that he worked at Gearhart Chevrolet and that his name was Doug Bulna.

On Saturday, August 24, Doug found out that we were on to him, and he posted his angry message about freepers.

On Monday, August 26, I reported that he had just self-deleted his OP.

Since then, DainBramaged has posted only a few isolated doggie threads in the obscure Pets Group, with no commentary by him and with few or no replies. Nothing at all from him about the Case of the Missing Remote and Its Consequences.

So you could date the DB Stonewall of Silence starting on Tuesday, August 27, I suppose. In which case, this would now be Day 21.

[Skul]

OK, OK, your wish is about to come true. . . .

Just to irritate, Dutch, we ought to stop now.  



Aw rats.

[Charles Henrickson]

I posted this song on another thread, but since this is the thread of record, I ought to post it here. Click the music link and sing along with Doug!



KISSED MY MONEY BYE-BYE (The Day the Money Died)
Tune: "American Pie"
As sung by DainBramaged

A long, long time ago
I can still remember how their money used to give me glee
But I knew if I had my chance
That I could break their Fox News trance
And maybe they'd be lib'ral just like me

The television made me quiver
With every program it delivered
Fox News on the TV
I couldn't let them see me

I took the changer from its side
Then I found a place where it could hide
But something made me brag with pride
The day the money died

Oh my, I kissed my money bye-bye
Drove my Chevy dealer crazy
With my little white lie
Told them good ol' boys our old remote up and died
Thinkin' this'll be the way that I try--
Hide it in the rafters and lie . . .

(Cut to the end, 7:47)

And now I'm singin' . . .
Why'd I spread my little white lie?
Told the DUmmies it was funny
How I hid it so high
But them lousy freeps were thinkin' "Who is this guy?"
And with this I kissed my money bye-bye
With this I kissed my money bye-bye

Now I'm singin' . . .
Why'd I spread my little white lie?
Told the DUmmies it was funny
How I hid it so high
Them lousy freeps were thinkin' "Who is this guy?"
And with this I kissed my money bye-bye!


Charlie Henrickson
The wag tailoring the doggerel

[Charles Henrickson]

By the by, at last count, with 737 replies and 23269 views, how does this thread rank among all-time threads here?

[BattleHymn]

Hilarious, Charles.  A man of the cloth, and one of jingles, too. H5.

[FiddyBeowulf]

For the record, here's the DB timeline:

DainBramaged posted his "I blocked FAUX on the TV at work today" OP on Wednesday, August 21.

I just spent the last 20 minutes reviewing that thread. I never realized the level of DoUchyness that DB possessed, sort of a hairier version of Nadin but with better grammar. Reading that thread did make me wonder which of them had the bigger ignore list though.

[Splashdown]

I just spent the last 20 minutes reviewing that thread. I never realized the level of DoUchyness that DB possessed, sort of a hairier version of Nadin but with better grammar. Reading that thread did make me wonder which of them had the bigger ignore list though.

Same here. He was so damn PLEASED with himself. Yet he self-deleted and slunk away...

[obumazombie]

Same here. He was so damn PLEASED with himself. Yet he self-deleted and slunk away...

Slunk like a skunk in a punchbowl.

*The "ch" is pronounced "k"

edit *

[Gern]

The best part of this comeuppance is how he prattled on for years on DU about conservatives being stupid, rock throwing neanderthals and then lookie there!


After a bit of bragging and taunting, some conservative (s) was/were smart enough to notify his employer and get his ass canned.   WHOOPS! 

[obumazombie]

The best part of this comeuppance is how he prattled on for years on DU about conservatives being stupid, rock throwing neanderthals and then lookie there!


After a bit of bragging and taunting, some conservative (s) was/were smart enough to notify his employer and get his ass canned.   WHOOPS! 

I found the remote !

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9NkhKOXvO0[/youtube]

[biersmythe]

I found the remote !

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9NkhKOXvO0[/youtube]

You would look for it in the bear exhibit...lol

[Skul]

I just spent the last 20 minutes reviewing that thread. I never realized the level of DoUchyness that DB possessed, sort of a hairier version of Nadin but with better grammar. Reading that thread did make me wonder which of them had the bigger ignore list though.

Or bigger Moobs. 

[franksolich]

By the by, at last count, with 737 replies and 23269 views, how does this thread rank among all-time threads here?

Other than the rules stickied to the top of the front page, this thread is now #01 in views, 23,617.

It is also #01 in comments, 746.

The DUmpster has 1,410 pages of threads, not including the DUmping Ground, and I'm assuming 15 threads per page, which would make 21,150 threads.

<<<has dubious honor of having 9 of the bottom 10 threads (few views, no comments).

<<<needs to work on it.

[freedumb2003b]

Other than the rules stickied to the top of the front page, this thread is now #01 in views, 23,617.

It is also #01 in comments, 746.

The DUmpster has 1,410 pages of threads, not including the DUmping Ground, and I'm assuming 15 threads per page, which would make 21,150 threads.

<<<has dubious honor of having 9 of the bottom 10 threads (few views, no comments).

<<<needs to work on it.

We are all waiting for confirmation his ass was fired.  We used FB and other stupidmedia to inform the Dealership of how he was insubordinate to the  level of firing in any normal employer/employee relationship.

If he hasn't been fired by now and we don't have confirmation then I, for one, am done with this subject.  He got away with it.  The Dealership screwed up.  The name is across TOS, here and DC -- thousands of possible customers who will not buy vehicles from this dealership.

I am done unless there is an update that says "DB fired MM/DD/YYYY!"

 

[Tucker]

Other than the rules stickied to the top of the front page, this thread is now #01 in views, 23,617.

It is also #01 in comments, 746.

The DUmpster has 1,410 pages of threads, not including the DUmping Ground, and I'm assuming 15 threads per page, which would make 21,150 threads.

<<<has dubious honor of having 9 of the bottom 10 threads (few views, no comments).

<<<needs to work on it.

Then again, you have exposed many of the DUmmies that are featured on these pages.

For example, how else would we have heard about Judy, the Pie and Jam primitive and her failed diner without you hanging in the food section?

You do the necessary dirty work.