DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote (7-year anniversary 08-21-20)

[Zathras]

No one gloats when a personal tragedy befalls a DUmmy.

It's what DUmmies call freudenschade.

Like young Wayne Newton, decades before his current taxidermy stage: "Freudenschade, darling, freudenschade."

I must be a nobody because I'm just full of Schadenfreude when it comes to the various misfortunes of the DUmbasses. 

In fact, when it happens, I feel like breaking out in song.....

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCQGQ5qBQTA[/youtube]

[JohnnyReb]

If I had a remote
I'd hide it in the rafters
I'd hide it in the break room
All over this place

I'd hide out fox news
I'd hide out Rush news
I'd hide all the love between my brothers and my sisters,
All over this place

If I had a job
I'd hide in the restroom
I'd hide in the break room
All over this place

I'd fill out my time card
I'd cuss out a customer
I'd kill all the love between my brothers and my sisters,
All over this place

If I had a job
I'd quit it in the morning,
I'd quit it in the evening,
All over this place

I'd sing about socialism
I'd sing about communism
I'd take all the money from  my brothers and my sisters,
All over this place

Well I had a job
And I had a notion
And I got fired from this awful place

It's the hammer of Justice,
It's the bell of karma
It's the song about stealing from my brothers and my sisters,
All over this place

It's the hammer of Justice,
It's the bell of karma
It's the song about stealing my brothers and my sisters,
All over this place

[franksolich]

Whoa.

That is awesome.

Damn, you're good!

[JohnnyReb]

Whoa.

That is awesome.

Damn, you're good!

It's a rewrite of the song "If I Had A Hammer"....IOWs ...I stole it .

[Skul]

I suppose I can put Gearhart back on the potential dealer list.
Wife still needs a new car.

[Bad Dog]

I suppose I can put Gearhart back on the potential dealer list.
Wife still needs a new car.

Be sure to mention how you heard about them.

[JLO]

H^5!

[GOP Congress]

Ok I just confirmed that my main client in New Jersey, who lives an hour away, doesn't want to pursue the Gearhart IT opening. If anyone is close enough, they haven't even listed the IT job yet, and perhaps this would actually be better delegated to an outside IT contractor rather than chance another DainBramaged idiot. Wouldn't it be a hoot if one of the CC'ers or Freepers got this gig 

[dutch508]

Ok I just confirmed that my main client in New Jersey, who lives an hour away, doesn't want to pursue the Gearhart IT opening. If anyone is close enough, they haven't even listed the IT job yet, and perhaps this would actually be better delegated to an outside IT contractor rather than chance another DainBramaged idiot. Wouldn't it be a hoot if one of the CC'ers or Freepers got this gig 

+1

[Mr Mannn]

Ok I just confirmed that my main client in New Jersey, who lives an hour away, doesn't want to pursue the Gearhart IT opening. If anyone is close enough, they haven't even listed the IT job yet, and perhaps this would actually be better delegated to an outside IT contractor rather than chance another DainBramaged idiot. Wouldn't it be a hoot if one of the CC'ers or Freepers got this gig 

I would take it. All FOX News. All Day Long.
Hey Look. Theres a dead mouse in a cage.

[franksolich]

Well, what do we do now?

We can't consider this a closed case, because the brain-damaged primitive hasn't shown up on Skins's island to explain and apologize.

But on the other hand, it might be a very long time before he does that.

I think I'll "unsticky" this thread for now, and if something happens, I'll re-"sticky" it if needed.

[vesta111]

I would take it. All FOX News. All Day Long.
Hey Look. Theres a dead mouse in a cage.

For some reason I am not cheering about Doug's problems.

Perhaps I am just a softy but we all get ourselves in a mess from time---Even a fish would not get in trouble if it kept its mouth shut.

  This poor schmuck decided to do something to make,---The boys to cheer and the ladies to all turn out as Dougie came marching home from war with the Conservatives.

This is NO reason to destroy his life and manhood,      So as Frank says this man is a knuckle head, and a real Jerk, he is just one of many liberals we work with or deal with today.   They be all over the place, some in the last places we would expect to find them.

They be in our Churches, in our schools in our Police and Fire Departments. Our landlords or in the banks we need a loan from,   these knuckle heads are on our Town commissions and boards.  

They try to keep their screw up ideas to them selves for their jobs.    Then along comes Doug that has no idea of how to get a point across, he hangs himself on his own Petard.    He in fact OUTS the like minded that want to stay in the closet.  His statements as a Liberal make all Libs look really bad, nasty and conniving, sort of removing the curtain to the wizard of OZ to see who is running things.

I say Hooray for Doug, he has out his people and when one finds ONE Doug there are millions just like him.

[JohnnyReb]

For some reason I am not cheering about Doug's problems.

Perhaps I am just a softy but we all get ourselves in a mess from time---Even a fish would not get in trouble if it kept its mouth shut.

  This poor schmuck decided to do something to make,---The boys to cheer and the ladies to all turn out as Dougie came marching home from war with the Conservatives.

This is NO reason to destroy his life and manhood,      So as Frank says this man is a knuckle head, and a real Jerk, he is just one of many liberals we work with or deal with today.   They be all over the place, some in the last places we would expect to find them.

They be in our Churches, in our schools in our Police and Fire Departments. Our landlords or in the banks we need a loan from,   these knuckle heads are on our Town commissions and boards.  

They try to keep their screw up ideas to them selves for their jobs.    Then along comes Doug that has no idea of how to get a point across, he hangs himself on his own Petard.    He in fact OUTS the like minded that want to stay in the closet.  His statements as a Liberal make all Libs look really bad, nasty and conniving, sort of removing the curtain to the wizard of OZ to see who is running things.

I say Hooray for Doug, he has out his people and when one finds ONE Doug there are millions just like him.

He set out to damage his fellow employees and his employer so he brought it all on himself. It's all his own fault. Collateral damage I'd say.....he shouldn't have been standing so close to the bomb when he set it off.

[franksolich]

Oh vesta, dear, you really ought to try Lydia Pinkham's Special Vegetable Compound for Female Complaints--the pre-FDA product, not the current one--to see if it helps you see this more clearly.

[GOBUCKS]

Doug Bulna is a celeb now. This thread will live for a while just on the strength of his fame.

[JohnnyReb]

Doug Bulna is a celeb now. This thread will live for a while just on the strength of his fame.

15 business minutes of fame at least.

[franksolich]

Doug Bulna is a celeb now. This thread will live for a while just on the strength of his fame.

You know, our pal in Jersey screwed up again; I dunno what he's thinking.

If.....if.....if he'd showed up on Skins's island the following Tuesday (Monday being Labor Day, a holiday) and made a clean breast of things, the civilized world would've reacted, "Okay, that's it," and moved on.

Probably by now most would've already forgotten all about the episode.

But because he's delaying any explanations and apologies, it's still in the front of everybody's minds, his fellow primitives and decent and civilized people alike.

The longer the brain-damaged primitive puts it off, the more everybody's going to remember.

[franksolich]

15 business minutes of fame at least.

You know, something just now occurred to me, just seconds ago.

It could be that our pal's in the psychiatric ward of a hospital, and unable to communicate.

I dunno how likely that is, but it's a possibility.

[GOBUCKS]

If.....if.....if he'd showed up on Skins's island the following Tuesday (Monday being Labor Day, a holiday) and made a clean breast of things, the civilized world would've reacted, "Okay, that's it," and moved on.

Probably by now most would've already forgotten all about the episode.

Well, eventually the thread will cool and sink, but I don't think anyone will forget such a spectacular wallduding.

[DumbAss Tanker]

You know, something just now occurred to me, just seconds ago.

It could be that our pal's in the psychiatric ward of a hospital, and unable to communicate.

I dunno how likely that is, but it's a possibility.

If so, it'd only be to build his case for disability.

[biersmythe]

You know, something just now occurred to me, just seconds ago.

It could be that our pal's in the psychiatric ward of a hospital, and unable to communicate.

I dunno how likely that is, but it's a possibility.

I thought the DUmmys were already part of the mental health system. 

[Mr Mannn]

This is NO reason to destroy his life and manhood,  
Vesta, he did that to himself. and he put it out on the net for all the world to see. As for manhood, Vesta, he is a liberal, they don't have men in their camp.   

They be in our Churches,
Wrong again, Vesta. Liberals and socialists despise churches, Christians and Jews. You obviously don't read DU at all.

in our schools indoctrinating children
in our Police and Fire Departments. Nope, those places require DRUG tests.

Our landlords Most landlords I know are capitalist, not red socialists.

or in the banks we need a loan from,  Gasp! Liberals, working for the 1%?!!! Say it isn't so!

these knuckle heads are on our Town commissions and boards.  The Friends of Steve Dawes don't think so.


I say Hooray for Doug, Yes, only you Vesta. Only you would cheer on the very acts that got Dougie pooh fired.

he has out his people and when one finds ONE Doug there are millions just like him. Nope. Wrong again, Vesta. Most people know how to respect and keep their jobs.
---Bottom line, Vesta sweetie pie, hunny-bunny, my little sugar booger....A waldude is when a DUmmy gets HIMSELF fired for his own stupid actions. We didn't do anything to get him fired. There were no false accusations...Doug put it all there in black and white for the world to see.
--Further you won't find any sympathy from me. I know how to respect my work place.

So straighten up and get a spine, Vesta. 

Some people's kids.

[BattleHymn]

Oh vesta, dear, you really ought to try Lydia Pinkham's Special Vegetable Compound for Female Complaints--the pre-FDA product, not the current one--to see if it helps you see this more clearly.

You never cease to amaze me, frank.

H5 for knowing about Lydia Pinkham's Medicine.  I never even thought anybody else here would know about that stuff, and  my knowledge of it only comes from bottles I've dug.

[dane]

He bought the ticket, he takes the ride.

One is not hung on a petard, one is blown up by one.  This one did.

[Ptarmigan]

For some reason I am not cheering about Doug's problems.

Perhaps I am just a softy but we all get ourselves in a mess from time---Even a fish would not get in trouble if it kept its mouth shut.

  This poor schmuck decided to do something to make,---The boys to cheer and the ladies to all turn out as Dougie came marching home from war with the Conservatives.

This is NO reason to destroy his life and manhood,      So as Frank says this man is a knuckle head, and a real Jerk, he is just one of many liberals we work with or deal with today.   They be all over the place, some in the last places we would expect to find them.

They be in our Churches, in our schools in our Police and Fire Departments. Our landlords or in the banks we need a loan from,   these knuckle heads are on our Town commissions and boards.   

They try to keep their screw up ideas to them selves for their jobs.    Then along comes Doug that has no idea of how to get a point across, he hangs himself on his own Petard.    He in fact OUTS the like minded that want to stay in the closet.  His statements as a Liberal make all Libs look really bad, nasty and conniving, sort of removing the curtain to the wizard of OZ to see who is running things.

I say Hooray for Doug, he has out his people and when one finds ONE Doug there are millions just like him.

DainBramaged is SOLELY to blame for what happened. He brought the whole thing on himself.