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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #500 on: September 05, 2013, 07:31:40 PM »
Gearhart Chevrolet has taken action to correct their problem.
Regardless of their political affiliation, Gearhart, has shut down a known socialist liar in their ranks.
The negative publicity and his disrespect for his fellow employees, and his employer, was to much.
Gearhart, you now have my respect.
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #501 on: September 05, 2013, 07:33:07 PM »
I hope this brain damaged primitive brouhaha doesn't discourage all the other DUmmies from spinning bounces in the future out of fear that their tall tales told on democrat underground will reel around and bite them in the ass in the real world.  Unintended consequences.

It's not their bouncys that trip them up.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #502 on: September 05, 2013, 07:38:12 PM »
It's not their bouncys that trip them up.
I hadn't thought about that.
You're right. Truth makes them melt.

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Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #503 on: September 05, 2013, 07:43:35 PM »
I have an Idea. Lets update the title of this or the other DB thread with the words, "Update: FIRED!"
Just so people can tell at a glance.

also has Waldude been added to the Urban dictionary?

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #504 on: September 05, 2013, 07:49:56 PM »
So, DB has officially managed to get himself Wallduded -

Well Done - Only a handful of the most special primitives have managed to unlock that prestigious achievement.  Will DB find honest work, or turn to a life of crime ? Will the long-absent Bobbolink have a new neighbor ? Has a Dark Horse risen to overtake the Nadin Steam roller for top DUmmy of 2012 ? Stay tuned, Truebelievers !

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #505 on: September 05, 2013, 07:59:15 PM »
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Will DB find honest work
You smokin' dope, or what?
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or turn to a life of crime
That was yesterday.
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #506 on: September 05, 2013, 08:01:38 PM »
The ID that would be good to have is Dennis the Menace.

Right now, if he disappears from the DUmp, there's no way to monitor Detroit-area obits.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #507 on: September 05, 2013, 08:09:25 PM »
Interesting, I may just take this up.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #508 on: September 05, 2013, 08:37:46 PM »
Messages I'd like to see are the PMs Doug Bulna received after his identity was revealed.

There had to be some beauties. What freudenschade!!
Someone called Schade ? Where is Schade anyway ?
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #509 on: September 05, 2013, 09:59:52 PM »
The shut-down Fox jumped over the lousy Doug.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #510 on: September 05, 2013, 10:42:07 PM »
Someone called Schade ? Where is Schade anyway ?
Screw that. Where in the hell is  "freuden".
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #511 on: September 05, 2013, 10:50:42 PM »
The shut-down Fox jumped over the lousy Doug.


Are you going to do a followup your own DF thread indicating Doug's entry into "fun-employment"?
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #512 on: September 05, 2013, 11:48:45 PM »
Interesting, I may just take this up.

I did take this up but after looking at it for a while I don't think I will pursue it.

I've read alot about DUmmie dennis tonight and I just don't find him to be a particularly malicious DUmmie. I think he has problems that he is trying hard to get sorted out and for what it's worth I hope he does well.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #513 on: September 06, 2013, 05:58:03 AM »
I'm sorry, not much time to post these days, but I lurk here and there.  I've followed this craziness over the last week or so.  This is beyond priceless.

Every now and then, each of us has a moment in life where we see some $%^%$ get away with something, and we shake our heads, and lament how some people can be the biggest jerks and get away with things.  

For all those times, this entire episode can salve our sense of injustice.

If this DUmbass pulled a petty, immature political stunt at work, then posted it on Democratic Underground for no other reason than to brag and get Hi5'd by his fellow reprobates, and subsequently lost his job over the entire incident, then there can be no better example of karma in this world.

Liberals are so immature...Unbelievable...To actually risk your job over your acrimony towards Fox News... ::)

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #514 on: September 06, 2013, 06:00:23 AM »
The shut-down Fox jumped over the lousy Doug.


Bwahahaha!  Typing students everywhere should be using that as their new standard!

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #515 on: September 06, 2013, 06:14:31 AM »
To accompany Charles' rewrite -

Quote from: The Computer Tech
The Computer Tech

Paper shuffling boredom
Of the computer tech,
Runs a tiny rodent,
Right beneath his desk.
He hears Fox News playing --
Veins breaking on his brow --
Old Bulna changed the channel, then
Hid the clicker in the ceiling --
Can't turn on Fox News now !


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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #516 on: September 06, 2013, 06:21:53 AM »
Well, I suppose it's time to let this thread wither and die a natural death, since the brain-damaged primitive's all but 100% guaranteed to be the number three Top DUmmie of 2013, behind only the oblate spheroid and the Taverner primitive.

And who knows?--he may leapfrog over one, or even both, of them.

It couldn't have happened to a better rectal aperture.

And to be honest, if I were the brain-damaged primitive, I'd be feeling pretty suicidal right now.

Not because I was 62, no human or social skills, fat, ugly, and t-o-t-a-l-l-y negative about people and things in general, but because of something else.

The brain-damaged primitive's been on Skins's island almost since the very beginning, more than twelve years ago.  He's been one of their top posters, and very well known; he's spread his stuff around like an unhousebroken puppy with diarrhea.  He's oftentimes commented about how caring, how concerned, the primitives are.

Surely these past two weeks have shattered this delusion, though.

Not once since he slunk away, has a single primitive asked, "Hey, where's dainbramaged?  I miss him."

Not once.

The primitives don't care about the brain-damaged primitive.  The primitives care only for their individual selves.

It's obvious even the CalPig primitive could suddenly drop dead, and the primitives wouldn't care.

"California who?"

sic transit gloria insula imbeciles.....
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #517 on: September 06, 2013, 06:27:36 AM »
I apologize; the Latin, never very fresh, is a little rusty.

sic transit gloria insula præputii is what I meant.

Sorry.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #518 on: September 06, 2013, 07:39:32 AM »
Not once since he slunk away, has a single primitive asked, "Hey, where's dainbramaged?  I miss him."

Not once.

The primitives don't care about the brain-damaged primitive.  The primitives care only for their individual selves.


I just thought I'd point out that the bolded DOES happen, with regards to our members, at CC. 

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #519 on: September 06, 2013, 07:48:44 AM »
I just thought I'd point out that the bolded DOES happen, with regards to our members, at CC. 
I was gone for a week are two due to a computer blowout and then getting upgraded to cable and another computer or two. A few people here saw I was missing in action and were asking about me. Thanks y'all.

If and when I kick the bucket, at least I know I'll be missed for a few days....unlike DUmmieland.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #520 on: September 06, 2013, 07:53:42 AM »
Went to the DUmp and gave one last look before it goes down memory lane and noticed this post.

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25. Please don't whine when you lose your job.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #521 on: September 06, 2013, 07:54:42 AM »
I was gone for a week are two due to a computer blowout and then getting upgraded to cable and another computer or two. A few people here saw I was missing in action and were asking about me. Thanks y'all.

If and when I kick the bucket, at least I know I'll be missed for a few days....unlike DUmmieland.

Yeah, right.  You were gone for a Hell of a lot longer than that; at least two whole months.

There's a thread here somewhere where I was hysterical with fear, because no one knew how to contact you.

Trust me, it was a lot longer than "for a week or two."

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #522 on: September 06, 2013, 08:01:52 AM »
Went to the DUmp and gave one last look before it goes down memory lane and noticed this post.

This was totally unforgiveable, and I'm going to remember it for a very long time.

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39. ROFL!

You're my hero!

I love it!

Skippy from New York City even though he lives in San Francisco is a professional man, and such an attitude demeans him.  Skippy was very close to his late father, who was a fine man, and who would be bummed if he knew his son was this way--he raised his son to be a prince among peasants, but this worthless arrogant piece of shit is what evolved.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #523 on: September 06, 2013, 08:09:31 AM »
Yeah, right.  You were gone for a Hell of a lot longer than that; at least two whole months.

There's a thread here somewhere where I was hysterical with fear, because no one knew how to contact you.

Trust me, it was a lot longer than "for a week or two."

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Son says you're closer to right than I am about the length of time off line. He was going to the county library to do his homework during that time so I guess the two of you are more right than I.

Getting cable out in the country can be a hassle sometimes.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #524 on: September 06, 2013, 08:25:32 AM »
Welcome to soon unemployment with no bennies DUmbass.

Quoting myself just to rub it in. :lol:
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