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Offline Mr Mannn

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #450 on: September 05, 2013, 05:50:37 AM »
Eventually someone is going to call the dealer and find out.
So Doug...are you going to tell the world, or are we? Your choice, dude.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #451 on: September 05, 2013, 06:16:02 AM »

Well, another 24 hours gone with the wind, as we all pitched our tents one day's march nearer the mausoleum, and no sign of the brain-damaged primitive.....and more importantly, no indication that the primitives even miss him.

GOBUCKS mentioned somewhere that the primitives are in a predicament, if they wish to note the absence of one of theirs; it's obvious, the reason his absence, and they can't mention that on Skins's island.

However, when noting the absence of the brain-damaged primitive, the primitives don't have to utter a word about people he carelessly deigned insignificant and harmless; they could just set up a card-shower, or even better yet, a fund-raiser for him, making up some other excuse why he's no longer among them.

But that's too much work, and as the big guy from Bellevue learned, and the convenience store primitive is learning, the primitives don't care.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #452 on: September 05, 2013, 06:26:16 AM »
I found out why he's been out of circulation. He was visiting Vladimir Putin:



Immediately after that picture was taken, Putin karate-chopped the brain-damaged primitive in the throat.



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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #453 on: September 05, 2013, 07:22:37 AM »
You know, I'm thinking about starting a fund-raiser here, pending administrative approval, for the brain-damaged primitive.

Somebody's got to care, as apparently the primitives don't.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #454 on: September 05, 2013, 07:31:13 AM »
You know, I'm thinking about starting a fund-raiser here, pending administrative approval, for the brain-damaged primitive.

Somebody's got to care, as apparently the primitives don't.

I can donate a picture of my hands.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #455 on: September 05, 2013, 07:32:09 AM »
I can donate a picture of my hands.

That's kind of what I was thinking; everybody's got good vibes, healing white light, hands, &c., &c., &c.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #456 on: September 05, 2013, 07:34:47 AM »
I have a quarter, but I am going to give it to someone who cares about pig slop.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #457 on: September 05, 2013, 07:40:19 AM »
I'm still not donating my American Legion bar token for one free drink. 


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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #458 on: September 05, 2013, 07:49:27 AM »
I'll donate the funds for Doug Bulna to take a course in TV repair.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #459 on: September 05, 2013, 07:53:06 AM »
I'll donate the funds for Doug Bulna to take a course in TV repair.

You know, this bears repeating.

If the brain-damaged one hadn't insulted us by calling us stupid and insignificant, this thread would've been on page five by now.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #460 on: September 05, 2013, 08:51:04 AM »
You know, this bears repeating.

If the brain-damaged one hadn't insulted us by calling us stupid and insignificant, this thread would've been on page five by now.

What is the largest thread, not counting stickies?
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #461 on: September 05, 2013, 09:07:44 AM »
What is the largest thread, not counting stickies?

With 461 replies, this is now the longest thread in the DUmpster.

Excluding stickied threads, it's in fourth place with 12,462 views at the moment; beaten by A Primitive From The Past (Carlos the photog) Resurfaces (21,161), poll: is Patrick Kennedy gay? (19,636), and DUmmy Wants To Keep Camel Toe Out Of The Tent[url] (14,405).

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #462 on: September 05, 2013, 09:14:09 AM »
You know, this bears repeating.

If the brain-damaged one hadn't insulted us by calling us stupid and insignificant, this thread would've been on page five by now.

Seems like Doug has also alienated the sensibility's of the honest Libs that want to fight fair.  

Yes there some honest and law abiding Libs, pro gun, anti abortion, pro military, some who are anti Gay and Hate Obama.    Where and why the hell are they hiding ?    Most likely right under our nose and fear the wrath of the stanch Libs.

No one wants to hear about hi jinks like what Doug pulled , much like hearing a brag from someone who mugged an old man because he was a Conservative.

I think Doug misjudged his audience in a big way.    Much like a past poster that tried to get us to admit we Conservatives would cheat in an election.  We took that poster and hung him high, the Ass Hat.

    




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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #463 on: September 05, 2013, 09:21:52 AM »
With 461 replies, this is now the longest thread in the DUmpster.

Excluding stickied threads, it's in fourth place with 12,462 views at the moment; beaten by A Primitive From The Past (Carlos the photog) Resurfaces (21,161), poll: is Patrick Kennedy gay? (19,636), and DUmmy Wants To Keep Camel Toe Out Of The Tent[url] (14,405).



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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #464 on: September 05, 2013, 09:29:06 AM »
With 461 replies, this is now the longest thread in the DUmpster.

Excluding stickied threads, it's in fourth place with 12,462 views at the moment; beaten by A Primitive From The Past (Carlos the photog) Resurfaces (21,161), poll: is Patrick Kennedy gay? (19,636), and DUmmy Wants To Keep Camel Toe Out Of The Tent[url] (14,405).

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #465 on: September 05, 2013, 10:44:28 AM »
Eventually someone is going to call the dealer and find out.
So Doug...are you going to tell the world, or are we? Your choice, dude.

Has anyone called the dealership yet? :popcorn:
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #466 on: September 05, 2013, 10:53:20 AM »
Has anyone called the dealership yet? :popcorn:

I was watin' on you.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #467 on: September 05, 2013, 11:09:14 AM »
With 461 replies, this is now the longest thread in the DUmpster.

Excluding stickied threads, it's in fourth place with 12,462 views at the moment; beaten by A Primitive From The Past (Carlos the photog) Resurfaces (21,161), poll: is Patrick Kennedy gay? (19,636), and DUmmy Wants To Keep Camel Toe Out Of The Tent[url] (14,405).

My God, you're right.

I hadn't thought this was anywhere near the top yet.

Tucker sure knows which primitive campfires to bring over here, that draw.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #468 on: September 05, 2013, 11:32:59 AM »
Has anyone called the dealership yet? :popcorn:

Maybe a customer will call and complain about FAUX news not being on their tv.   :whatever:

Or maybe a DU member will call to see if he's okay.   :panic:

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #469 on: September 05, 2013, 11:56:49 AM »
Quite a large thread and has spread throughout the Internet.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #470 on: September 05, 2013, 12:24:51 PM »
To recapitulate walrus-faced's comments, arranged in chronological order (i.e. not necessarily as they appeared in the campfire):

The original message, now deleted on Skins's island but preserved here, was Wednesday August 21, 9:13 p.m.

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)    Wed Aug 21, 2013, 09:27 PM

3. I did

then swapped the remote

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)    Thu Aug 22, 2013, 07:00 AM

73. Bullshit

Get off your horse

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)   Thu Aug 22, 2013, 07:06 AM

74. The horror of blocking ****ED VIEWS oh the horror

lecturing me makes it all the better and proves there are advocates hiding among us.

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)    Thu Aug 22, 2013, 07:08 AM

75. I ask the same question

I notice the word FAUX drew them, so I guess they are horrified we have choice and brain pan health in mind

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)    Thu Aug 22, 2013, 07:09 AM

77. RealClearPolitics

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)    Thu Aug 22, 2013, 07:10 AM

79. Glad I pissed you off!!

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)   Thu Aug 22, 2013, 07:12 AM

81. I'll find out today when I go in

NO BODY under 60 watches that shit, and they turn it WAY up when they put ****ED on so we'll see if it is quiet.

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DainBramaged This message was self-deleted by its author.--sometime after Thu August 22 7:34 a.m.

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)   Thu Aug 22, 2013, 12:16 PM

110. Me moran

Doh

sorry

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)   Thu Aug 22, 2013, 01:57 PM

119. NO comment as of two miutes ago (hehehehehe)

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)    Thu Aug 22, 2013, 02:01 PM

120. My apologies

for being a Left wing truther LOLOL

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)    Thu Aug 22, 2013, 02:10 PM

122. i FORGOT TO MENTION, I made the 'landing' channel MSNBC (nbc News or whatever)

so when the box is turned on they get Morning Schmoe

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)    Thu Aug 22, 2013, 02:13 PM

123. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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DainBramaged This message was self-deleted by its author.--deleted Thu Aug 22 some time after 4:18 p.m.

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)    Thu Aug 22, 2013, 04:23 PM

158. Dude, you don't work here, cast your asparagus elsewhere

(picture me holding my nose)

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)    Thu Aug 22, 2013, 04:24 PM

159. LALALALALALALALALA

Puke don't play fair, go lecture someone else

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)    Thu Aug 22, 2013, 04:28 PM

167. And a few have already had pizza deliveries

brings all the dreck out don't it?

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)    Thu Aug 22, 2013, 04:30 PM

171. No I don't have to

Defending FAUX on DU is tantamount to defending MSNBC on Free Republic.

It has NOTHING to do with free speech, it has everything to do with mental health
 
Have a nice dayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)    Thu Aug 22, 2013, 04:31 PM

173. I guess you approve of ****ed Vews then?

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)    Thu Aug 22, 2013, 04:32 PM

174. So you're not a dems/progressive/liberals then I take it?

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)    Thu Aug 22, 2013, 04:36 PM

182. I don't care

not a whit. Maybe in 10 years if you're still here with me I would, but right now, dust in the wind....

BuhBye

Transparant as piss

we see you

all of you

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)    Thu Aug 22, 2013, 04:37 PM

184. I know, they are SO ****ing transparent

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)    Thu Aug 22, 2013, 04:38 PM

186. Here, I'll reply in kind like I did just moments ago

I

don't

give

a

shit

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)    Thu Aug 22, 2013, 04:39 PM

188. Me too LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

tears streaming down my face at the drama here.

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)    Thu Aug 22, 2013, 04:40 PM

191. Oh holier than thou are thee so keep the channel on

give us a break, your seriousness over this is telling

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)   Thu Aug 22, 2013, 04:42 PM

194. Nope but since you don't get it, I think I'll just ignore you like the people who hate me

buh bye power ranger

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)    Thu Aug 22, 2013, 04:47 PM

202. I make people mad here all the time

and it always draws out the worst of us........

Thanks t's been fun, so far no complaints today so since I'm off for a few dys we'll see what happens next week

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)    Thu Aug 22, 2013, 08:06 PM

258. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

you're so unhappy

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)    Thu Aug 22, 2013, 08:07 PM

259. awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

poor widdle you

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)    Thu Aug 22, 2013, 08:08 PM

260. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I guess you're the FAUX spoksperson in this thread?

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)   Thu Aug 22, 2013, 08:10 PM

261. They don't get it it isn't "settled law"

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)    Thu Aug 22, 2013, 08:11 PM

262. You still here spewing in defense of FAUX?

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)   Thu Aug 22, 2013, 08:16 PM

263. Nah,mention their god FAUX and the little lights go on in their heads

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)    Thu Aug 22, 2013, 08:28 PM

266. You are tiresome

goodbye.

OH and

Benghazi!

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)   Thu Aug 22, 2013, 09:34 PM

279. Benghazi!

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)    Thu Aug 22, 2013, 09:41 PM

280. Benghazi!

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)    Thu Aug 22, 2013, 10:41 PM

290. This thread isn't about you or your so-called expertise

It's about shutting off bullshit propaganda to make MY work environment (and dozens of others) less hostile listening to Right wing bullshit and excuses like yours.
 
Get off your horse and get lost

OH and I almost forgot

Benghazi!!

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)    Thu Aug 22, 2013, 11:24 PM

306. They know they are right

FAUX tells them so....

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)    Fri Aug 23, 2013, 07:41 AM

318. The FAUX defenders still at it huh?

We have scratched a raw nerve and no ammout of excuses will put them back in sleeper mode.
 
They can bitch and moan all day long, but on private property when we have the remote, WE are in control.
 
**** FAUX.

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)    Fri Aug 23, 2013, 10:52 AM

325. Just ****ing stop with the lectures

go bother someone who gives a shit

Poor baby

so easily brushed off....

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DainBramaged (39,107 posts)    Fri Aug 23, 2013, 10:55 AM

326. Defenders of the FAUX spews

how sad for all of you. This has nothing to do with the First Amendment, nothing, but like most wingers, you think you're smarter than the rest of us.
 
How sad you think you're right.

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335. Amazing how empty their lives are

Stupid ****ers all.

FreeRepublic, America's excuse for school dropouts to practice spelling on public computers.
 
HI ASSHOLES!

And they made it easy to pick out who they are here....

The original message was deleted on Monday August 26, 2:31 p.m.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #471 on: September 05, 2013, 12:36:47 PM »
To recapitulate walrus-faced's comments, arranged in chronological order (i.e. not necessarily as they appeared in the campfire):

The original message, now deleted on Skins's island but preserved here, was Wednesday August 21, 9:13 p.m.

The original message was deleted on Monday August 26, 2:31 p.m.

Messages I'd like to see are the PMs Doug Bulna received after his identity was revealed.

There had to be some beauties. What freudenschade!!

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #472 on: September 05, 2013, 12:56:10 PM »


Tucker sure knows which primitive campfires to bring over here, that draw.

I love watching DUmmies crash and burn. My job is to speed up the process.

Doug Bulna's notoriety was years in the making. We all read his OP's to see what idiocy that he will post next.  If I didn't grab it, undoubtedly someone else would have. It wasn't personal. Well, maybe it was a little personal in Dougie's case as he had put me on ignore for too many years. I always reminded him of that when replying to subject threads about Doug Bulna, AKA DB. May he never forget me.

 
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #473 on: September 05, 2013, 12:56:44 PM »
To recapitulate walrus-faced's comments, arranged in chronological order (i.e. not necessarily as they appeared in the campfire):

Thanks for the complete perspective, frank.  What a petty, childish, piece of shit Doug Bulna is, huh?  It makes you wonder why anyone would breed with that bucket of genetic trash.  Since he hasn't been around (and he's still not on the dealership website) after his childish stunt, one has to ask themselves

if

he

gives

a

shit

now?
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #474 on: September 05, 2013, 01:00:22 PM »
Thanks for the complete perspective, frank.  What a petty, childish, piece of shit Doug Bulna is, huh?  It makes you wonder why anyone would breed with that bucket of genetic trash.  Since he hasn't been around (and he's still not on the dealership website) after his childish stunt, one has to ask themselves

if

he

gives

a

shit

now?

Uh huh.  Awesome.  I couldn't display it better than you did.
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