DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote (7-year anniversary 08-21-20)

[RobJohnson]

The dealership appears to be a class act.

[GOBUCKS]

Well, luckily for DUmmy Doug, his thread about sabotaging Gearhart Chevrolet is memorialized here and many other places, along with all his previous loony posts.

Doug Bulna can become a worthy addition to the Walldude Wall of Shame.

Let's hear it for Doug Bulna!

[Charles Henrickson]

Let's hear it for Doug Bulna!

I hereby DUb him DUmmie Doug "His Own Grave" Bulna.

[Charles Henrickson]

Putting the "DB" in "DUMB."

[SarasotaRepub]

Maybe he got a promotion out of all this??? 

[Charles Henrickson]

I don't understand why DB would self-delete his OP. I mean, isn't he PROUD of what he did? He sure was bragging about it at the DUmp. Shouldn't he think of it as a public service, sparing all the poor saps from the blaring propaganda emanating from Faux News? C'mon DB, stand up for what you believe in! Say it proud, say it loud: "I STOLE THE REMOTE! I DID IT FOR YOU!!"

[Tucker]

If by chance that he is wallduded, it will be a nice addition to his resume. Would love to hear him explain his discharge after years on the job.

[Charles Henrickson]

I actually do NOT want DB to lose his job. I would rather this be a teachable moment for him. I hope he realizes what he did was wrong, apologizes to management, and accepts whatever reprimand/discipline he has coming--for instance, transcribing an entire Fox News broadcast by hand.

But then, I'm a big believer in repentance, forgiveness, and amendment of life.

(Not holding my breath, though.)

[Splashdown]

He posted that thinking he'd be a hero. How'd that work out?

[Mr Mannn]

I actually do NOT want DB to lose his job. I would rather this be a teachable moment for him. I hope he realizes what he did was wrong, apologizes to management, and accepts whatever reprimand/discipline he has coming--for instance, transcribing an entire Fox News broadcast by hand.

But then, I'm a big believer in repentance, forgiveness, and amendment of life.

(Not holding my breath, though.)

I think there is something fundamentally wrong with many DUmmies. They cannot learn. It could be insanity or drug induced brain damage. But there are some who are so hate filled I fear the curse of Romans chapter one is upon them...where God knowing they would never repent, removed the barriers and allows them to delve ever deeper into their own depravity.

The hate of some on the left is beyond any hope I can see. I sometimes think only the tribulation can reach them.

[obumazombie]

Frontrunner for DOTY ?

[Charles Henrickson]

Frontrunner for DOTY ?

Pole position at this point, I'd say.

DB ending up as DOTY is far more than a remote possibility.

[SarasotaRepub]

Frontrunner for DOTY ?

That's what I was thinking. He's going to be hard to top!!

[Delmar]

Pole position at this point, I'd say.

DB ending up as DOTY is far more than a remote possibility.

I can only give one high five/hour.

[GOBUCKS]

Pole position at this point, I'd say.

DB ending up as DOTY is far more than a remote possibility.

Solid runnerup. He needs more than a single epic DUmb democrat act to take the lead.

His nose is just barely in front of the fat shot girl right now.

I'd love to see the PMs he received over the weekend.

[Tucker]

I can only give one high five/hour.

I'll do it.

[Charles Henrickson]

Solid runnerup. He needs more than a single epic DUmb democrat act to take the lead. His nose is just barely in front of the fat shot girl right now.

"The fat shot girl"?? Hoodat?

[miskie]

Pole position at this point, I'd say.

DB ending up as DOTY is far more than a remote possibility.

[franksolich]

"The fat shot girl"?? Hoodat?

Lady Freedom Returns, the convenience store primitive in Joplin, Missouri.

[NHSparky]

Say it proud, say it loud: "I STOLE THE REMOTE! I DID IT FOR YOU!!"

Don't cry for me fellow DUmmies,
The truth is I'm still a moonbat
All through my jailed days
My drugged existence
I kept my promise
Don't serve me pizza...

[franksolich]

I'd love to see the PMs he received over the weekend.

It's been incredible, how many lurking primitives have visited this thread.

I have to check, although it'll be time-consuming, to see if this attracted more traffic than the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive's thread when she got wallduded.....not by decent and civilized people, but by one of her own fellow primitives.

[franksolich]

I actually do NOT want DB to lose his job. I would rather this be a teachable moment for him. I hope he realizes what he did was wrong, apologizes to management, and accepts whatever reprimand/discipline he has coming--for instance, transcribing an entire Fox News broadcast by hand.

But then, I'm a big believer in repentance, forgiveness, and amendment of life.

(Not holding my breath, though.)

From earlier in this thread:

What could come of this--although I'm not betting the farm that it'll happen--is that Dougie has a Saul on the Road to Damascus moment, it dawning on him in a flash, "Man, I've always been a real asshole, a real jerk, a really angry bitter mean nasty negative person, and look where it's gotten me.  Maybe if I become a nicer, gentler, kinder, more tolerant, more indulgent, sort of person, the rest of my life'll turn out better."

It could happen, but don't risk more than two cents wagering on it happening.

[franksolich]

Solid runnerup. He needs more than a single epic DUmb democrat act to take the lead.

You're probably right; he needs to do four or five more stunts similar with this, to catch up with the cousin.

His past record is #05 Top DUmmie of 2012 (tied with the big guy from Bellevue), #04 Top DUmmie of 2011, and #07 Top Dummie of 2009.  I think he'll finish highly, but not enough for first place.

He's got to try harder.

[NHSparky]

I actually do NOT want DB to lose his job. I would rather this be a teachable moment for him. I hope he realizes what he did was wrong, apologizes to management, and accepts whatever reprimand/discipline he has coming--for instance, transcribing an entire Fox News broadcast by hand.

But then, I'm a big believer in repentance, forgiveness, and amendment of life.

(Not holding my breath, though.)

Charles, your being a man of the cloth, I can totally understand where you're coming from, and I respect that.

Now, having said that, were we putting our balls on the DUmmie chopping block, how many of them would think to themselves, "You know, maybe a little forgiveness is in order here?"  Yeah, you see me working.  I can't think of a single non-mole DUmmie who wouldn't be out for blood, if only to slake their thirst for just a moment before resuming their hollow, meaningless existences.  While I would like to think that I'm not of that sort, neither am I the one to turn the other cheek without some sort of lesson being learned by our slow to comprehend little Internet poo-flingers.

In the immortal words of Christian Bale as Batman, "I won't kill you--but I don't have to save you."

The DUmmie mess is one of his own making, and his alone.  All we did here was point and recognize it for what it was.

[obumazombie]

You're probably right; he needs to do four or five more stunts similar with this, to catch up with the cousin.

His past record is #05 Top DUmmie of 2012 (tied with the big guy from Bellevue), #04 Top DUmmie of 2011, and #07 Top Dummie of 2009.  I think he'll finish highly, but not enough for first place.

He's got to try harder.

But you have to take into account that his liberal stupidity might cost him his job. He certainly forfeited his online anonymity on DU. No telling how much pain his liberal stupidity might cost him.