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Offline debk

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Re: Mars puts Snickers bars on a diet - an agreement signed with Michelle Obama's
« Reply #25 on: February 21, 2012, 10:07:49 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on February 20, 2012, 01:59:00 PM


*note to self, do not **** with Debk's chocolate."


 :exactly:

 :-)
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Re: Mars puts Snickers bars on a diet - an agreement signed with Michelle Obama's
« Reply #26 on: February 21, 2012, 02:50:32 PM »
Quote from: debk on February 21, 2012, 10:07:49 AM

 :exactly:

 :-)

Yeah, but I've been in debk's home. And have seen the enormous jar filled with M&Ms.

She is generous with her M&M's. But I don't think I'd want to take the last one out of the jar without her knowing about it first -- I might just lose my arm due to an errant chain saw.
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Re: Mars puts Snickers bars on a diet - an agreement signed with Michelle Obama's
« Reply #27 on: February 22, 2012, 10:39:55 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 21, 2012, 02:50:32 PM
Yeah, but I've been in debk's home. And have seen the enormous jar filled with M&Ms.

She is generous with her M&M's. But I don't think I'd want to take the last one out of the jar without her knowing about it first -- I might just lose my arm due to an errant chain saw.

I will always share my M&M's.  Everyone should have little bites of happiness  on a daily basis. O-)

I do start to have little panic moments when the M&M level gets down below 2 inches, if there is not an unopened 3LB bag in the pantry.  :panic:
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Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

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Re: Mars puts Snickers bars on a diet - an agreement signed with Michelle Obama's
« Reply #28 on: February 22, 2012, 10:48:20 AM »
Quote from: SaintLouieWoman on February 19, 2012, 11:44:30 PM
The absolute control they're trying to take over our lives in so many insidious ways gets me sick.

But as usual with the Dims, it's form over substance. How dumb are they? What are they trying to accomplish? It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that, duh, you could eat 2 or 3 or 4 or however many you want. It's just plain dumb.

I bet she eats a bag of candy a night when no one can see her.  :-)

A feedbag's worth, after all, something's making her butt look like the back end of one of those wide load trailers.
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Re: Mars puts Snickers bars on a diet - an agreement signed with Michelle Obama's
« Reply #29 on: February 22, 2012, 10:55:37 AM »
Saturday night live used to do a sketch called "The Widettes".
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Re: Mars puts Snickers bars on a diet - an agreement signed with Michelle Obama's
« Reply #30 on: February 22, 2012, 11:46:36 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on February 22, 2012, 10:55:37 AM
Saturday night live used to do a sketch called "The Widettes".

Almost as funny as the Coneheads.
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Re: Mars puts Snickers bars on a diet - an agreement signed with Michelle Obama's
« Reply #31 on: February 22, 2012, 01:37:43 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on February 20, 2012, 11:37:42 AM
Naah--Kashyyyk. :tongue:


That can't be because sometimes you would have to let to First wookie win otherwise she might rip peoples arms out of their sockets when she looses.
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Re: Mars puts Snickers bars on a diet - an agreement signed with Michelle Obama's
« Reply #32 on: February 22, 2012, 06:57:41 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on February 22, 2012, 01:37:43 PM

That can't be because sometimes you would have to let to First wookie win otherwise she might rip peoples arms out of their sockets when she looses.

H5 for being the one to figure it out.
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Re: Mars puts Snickers bars on a diet - an agreement signed with Michelle Obama's
« Reply #33 on: February 25, 2012, 03:34:07 PM »
All your Mars candy belonga Moochelle.
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