"Hello, I'm a student at UCLA."
Reminds me of "Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Sex, etc." and in particular the Woody Allen sketch about the sperm ined up for the jump:
Cuts to face shot of the girl in parked car with Allen, she says "I'm a student at NYU."
Cuts to shot of sperm lined up to go, one of the shouts "WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY, BOYS!"