Author Topic: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going... (Read 140217 times)

Hawkgirl · « **Reply #300 on:** January 17, 2008, 06:58:59 PM »

resort to oggling women in bikini's behind dark sunglasses at the local beach club, oblivious to the fact that....

Carl · « **Reply #301 on:** January 17, 2008, 07:01:37 PM »

like a damn fool I had switched to contacts the week before,so immediately....

Hawkgirl · « **Reply #302 on:** January 17, 2008, 07:08:31 PM »

after I stepped foot on the hot sand, a large, but beautiful creature approached me with

Chris_ · « **Reply #303 on:** January 17, 2008, 07:09:51 PM »

a Big Mac in one tentacle, a beer in the other tentacle and a Cuban cigar in its claw so I

Schadenfreude · « **Reply #304 on:** January 17, 2008, 07:13:24 PM »

grabbed the Big Mac and she said, do you want fries with that?, it reminded me of

Carl · « **Reply #305 on:** January 17, 2008, 07:17:46 PM »

that time in high school when....

Hawkgirl · « **Reply #306 on:** January 17, 2008, 07:18:56 PM »

I was abducted by aliens, only to realize it was really a group of

Thor · « **Reply #307 on:** January 17, 2008, 07:21:09 PM »

Beach Boys fans who ..........

VelvetElvis · « **Reply #308 on:** January 17, 2008, 07:28:00 PM »

...wanted to show off their classic Woodies to a tall, slender, blonde...

Schadenfreude · « **Reply #309 on:** January 17, 2008, 07:37:16 PM »

hermaphrodite named zelda who had a third .....

Chris_ · « **Reply #310 on:** January 17, 2008, 07:39:05 PM »

eye and worked at Wendy's along with most of the DUmmies in the world who

Hawkgirl · « **Reply #311 on:** January 17, 2008, 07:42:09 PM »

attract freaks and dangerous alcoholics like..

Carl · « **Reply #312 on:** January 17, 2008, 07:45:20 PM »

someone had called my name,strange how that....

Hawkgirl · « **Reply #313 on:** January 17, 2008, 08:04:15 PM »

happens, I pucker up and start doing cartwheels down the street until I

Carl · « **Reply #314 on:** January 17, 2008, 08:07:22 PM »

finally crash into a farmboy that appears lost and....

VelvetElvis · « **Reply #315 on:** January 17, 2008, 08:12:19 PM »

...wake up with a rubber glove on my...

Hawkgirl · « **Reply #316 on:** January 17, 2008, 08:17:26 PM »

Tennis Racket handle, along with a sore...

Schadenfreude · « **Reply #317 on:** January 17, 2008, 08:25:07 PM »

loserman sign, a keepsake from the 2000 elections, when a hanging chad became a ....

Chris_ · « **Reply #318 on:** January 17, 2008, 08:35:37 PM »

quickly overused buzz-term but fortunately

Hawkgirl · « **Reply #319 on:** January 17, 2008, 08:38:55 PM »

after 3 recounts, the democrats abandoned their mission and started practicing...

Schadenfreude · « **Reply #320 on:** January 17, 2008, 08:39:12 PM »

the swinging chad did not prevail and Schadie did not have to take to streets with her .....

Crazy Horse · « **Reply #321 on:** January 17, 2008, 08:59:12 PM »

Spanked Horse that seemed to have gone loco in............

Schadenfreude · « **Reply #322 on:** January 17, 2008, 09:00:50 PM »

the process, lucky for her she had discipline of a ninja as she administered....

Crazy Horse · « **Reply #323 on:** January 17, 2008, 09:02:05 PM »

Stimulating slaps, which made him.........

BEG · « **Reply #324 on:** January 17, 2008, 09:04:15 PM »

go wild and run the streets so she decided.....

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