Oh that just gives me the fuzzies...think I'll put on something sexy for the wife...when she gets home from work I'll have it all hot and ready for her.... Nothing says I love you like a good steak.....huh? Now to find something to go with the steaks.....lobster maybe......shrimp.....I guess a baked tater and salad will have to do.
Guess what????? I was trying to make a funny...not "series"....decided to cook those steaks anyway....no sex expected here...just gonna treat the wife....had everything going well and it all was going to be ready at 6:00pm on the button.
5:45pm she calls from work in a panic...she's lost the key to the door of the car...the unlocky thingy-ma-jig is dead.....she remembers her keyring coming apart out in the yard yesterday....son and I comb the yard ....no key.....she calls back ....she left the windows cracked and they've managed to get into the car..... I finish supper....she calls back screaming....the car alarm is going off and she can't get it to stop....I tell her, "Well, get the book outta the glove box and read it." Well she tells me, ""The Book" is in a basket over behind the table at home." I look for the "basket"....no basket...."Well maybe it's a box."....it is a box and "No Book"....she calls back....the alarm is off but when she puts the key into the ignition the alarm starts going off again....I tell her, "Just get Pam to drop you off at home as she goes by here."
She gets home and digs in a box of old magizines that aren't anywhere near a table. Can't eat because she's worried about her car. If there isn't a car for her to drive sitting near by at all times, the world is ending...she can't find the security system in the index... so I thumb through "The Book" right quick...find it...so now we go to retrieve her car.....the alarm doesn't go off anymore....its healed itself.
9:00pm cold steak, limp salad and a dry potato for supper. Glad I wasn't expecting sex because that would have been enough to kill the mood even when I was younger.
