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Offline vesta111

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found this in my local newspaper
« on: May 30, 2014, 04:59:06 PM »
Nebraska woman wolfs down 2 4½-pound steaks
 

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 In this photo taken Monday, May 26, 2014, Molly Schuyler, of Bellevue, Neb., smiles after eating two 72-ounce steak meals in under 15 minutes at The Big Texan Steak Ranch in Amarillo, Texas. The competitive eater set a record. The countdown time of 45:03 means she finished both meals in 14 minutes, 57 seconds. (AP Photo/The Amarillo Globe News, Sean Steffen)
 

 


AMARILLO, Texas (AP) — A Nebraska woman celebrated breaking a Texas steakhouse's speed record for eating a 4½-pound slab of beef by polishing off another one.

The Amarillo Globe-News (http://bit.ly/TQGbwz ) and the Big Texan Steak Ranch's Twitter page say that competitive eater Molly Schuyler finished her first steak in 4 minutes and 58 seconds. The previous record was 8 minutes and 52 seconds.

The 5-foot-7, 125-pound mother from Bellevue, Nebraska, ate her second 4½-pound steak in 9 minutes and 59 seconds.

The restaurant foots the bill for anyone who can eat one of the steaks, a baked potato, shrimp, a salad and bread roll in under an hour, so Schuyler ate those side dishes as well.

In February, the self-described "bottomless pit" ate 363 chicken wings in 30 minutes in Philadelphia.

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Re: found this in my local newspaper
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2014, 06:31:12 PM »
All I can think is she must have teeth like a shark, an alligator or a possum. Or be part python. (oo-wee-oo Maybe she's part alien)
That's not normal.
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As a matter of fact, I *am* a "white wing bigot". I only enjoy venison. And fish. Lots and lots and lots of fish.

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Re: found this in my local newspaper
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2014, 06:48:01 PM »
While on a 3 week Boy Scout trip, my son ate in there 4 years ago. While he was there an Aussie eat the 72 oz. steak but couldn't keep it down....so he had to pay.
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Re: found this in my local newspaper
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2014, 07:50:36 PM »
How did she keep from choking and throwing up?

I buy 4 pound roasts that serve a family and there are left overs.


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« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2014, 11:57:18 PM »
No kidding. It takes me 40 minutes to eat half of a 6 oz filet. And then DH (or the dogs. Heh what am I sayin? They usually get their own) eats the rest of it.
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Re: found this in my local newspaper
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2014, 12:42:44 AM »
Quote from: BlondeMoment on May 30, 2014, 11:57:18 PM
No kidding. It takes me 40 minutes to eat half of a 6 oz filet. And then DH (or the dogs. Heh what am I sayin? They usually get their own) eats the rest of it.
A 6 oz. filet?  I'm eating that and looking around for a second one.  :rofl:
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« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2014, 12:17:00 PM »
Oh, well you're a guy. My mouth wants it, but my tummy starts sayin' You'll be sor-ry.
 :rant:metabollically advantaged privileged little creeps
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Re: found this in my local newspaper
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2014, 07:32:51 PM »
I posted this for the people that follow that Steve from Nebraska for Frank who follows Steve from his neck of the woods.

Interesting woman a 5' 7"  weight at 125 LBS. ----Is this possible for a human to scarf down all this food and not have some really bad bowel problems ?

These people fascinate me,  like LOBSTER  Boy in a carnival side show.

 Compete to reach a goal is one thing but to make a living on how much more one can ingest into their system is heading into the dark side of the moon.

I do turn in to the NY. hotdog contest, brings about questions on what their body life is, how to stretch a body organ, the stomach to accept this overload and not explode .
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Re: found this in my local newspaper
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2014, 06:05:40 PM »
She destroyed everyone at Wing Bowl 22 this last Feb in Philly (WB is always the Friday before the Super Bowl)



363 wings in 30 minutes -- she obliterated Kobayashi's previous record of 160 some
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Re: found this in my local newspaper
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2014, 07:51:05 AM »
Quote from: njpines on June 02, 2014, 06:05:40 PM
She destroyed everyone at Wing Bowl 22 this last Feb in Philly (WB is always the Friday before the Super Bowl)



363 wings in 30 minutes -- she obliterated Kobayashi's previous record of 160 some

So what does this do to the gut of the humans that chose this as a sport ?

Why on earth choose this as a sport and how long do they need to spend in a bathroom either throwing up or passing the food from their bowels ?

Anyone checked into the calories these people take in over 30 minutes---Why are they still alive ?  Do these eaters have medical staff on hand to pump their stomachs after a  contest or do these people just go off with 25 pounds of food in their body's to  head out and get a Pizza with friends ?

Smoke and mirrors, has to be a huge back up team to allow a human at 125 pounds can survive putting all that weight not to mention the calories into their body in a small time frame and have them survive.

 
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Re: found this in my local newspaper
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2014, 08:40:19 AM »
I would much rather watch drinking competitions.  Those would be entertaining.
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« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2014, 02:43:28 PM »
Quote from: Gina on June 03, 2014, 08:40:19 AM
I would much rather watch drinking competitions.  Those would be entertaining.

Not for very long! :cheers1: :drunksailor: :puke:
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Re: found this in my local newspaper
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2014, 01:26:43 PM »
Quote from: Gina on June 03, 2014, 08:40:19 AM
I would much rather watch drinking competitions.  Those would be entertaining.


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