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Offline Gina

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« on: September 10, 2012, 12:35:02 PM »
When did models start becoming really ugly?  This is Victoria Beckham's latest show.  I mean those women look like they need to be in the Appalachian hills. 

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Re: Supermodels
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2012, 12:42:19 PM »
yuck! These gals violate every requirement to be model. They have to be attractive enough to sell the clothes they wear. With these stick figures you might as well show the line on manikins.
at least manikins don't look like starving refugees.

and where is the make up? these barns need painting! (and a sandwich)
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Re: Supermodels
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2012, 12:48:15 PM »
Did anyone hear about the Twilight breakup?  This is the wife model of the guy that cheated with Kristin aka Bella   :panic:

 
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Re: Supermodels
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2012, 01:04:20 PM »
Good googly moogly, that is one homely chick.
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Re: Supermodels
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2012, 01:14:07 PM »
Damn,

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Re: Supermodels
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2012, 01:40:07 PM »
The one at the top in the white dress is especially dog-faced.  I do like the dress, though. 

I don't know how the phenomenon started.  Remember the Vera Wang wedding dresses you posted, Gina?  That model was fugly!  With hideous hair.   
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Re: Supermodels
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2012, 01:50:58 PM »
Maybe they need to be ugly to make the clothes stand out?
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Re: Supermodels
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2012, 01:58:14 PM »
G Gordon Liddy's wife, Mrs. Liddy (God rest her soul) had a theory about this, and the fashion industry in general. It's strange, but somehow makes sense.

If I remember it right:

In a nutshell, the fashion industry is run (mostly) by gay men. They see women (strangely enough) as their competitors. And, some of them being freakshows themselves, they're attracted to 10 year old boys.

So, they find women with bodies like 10 year old boys and call that attractive, and they hope that straight men begin to find these stick figures attractive. And have women to strive to look like these stick figures. In their mind, it's their "retribution" against straight men for being straight, and against straight women for being perceived competition.

As for them being ugly as a box of frogs, I think that's the women designers' insecurities about their own beauty manifesting itself. They can't have any woman prettier than they are around them.
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Re: Supermodels
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2012, 02:09:38 PM »
Here are some more  :naughty:







and let's not leave out the guys  :rofl:





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Re: Supermodels
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2012, 02:11:25 PM »
man they must have had a lot of shows this past weekend!  here are more  :lmao:



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Re: Supermodels
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2012, 02:13:31 PM »
I like curves on women. Especially my wife's curves. :naughty:
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Re: Supermodels
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2012, 02:14:35 PM »
Quote from: Jasonw560 on September 10, 2012, 02:13:31 PM
I like curves on women. Especially my wife's curves. :naughty:

Yeh, I llike curves on a man, mine  :naughty:
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Re: Supermodels
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2012, 02:17:46 PM »
Quote from: Gina on September 10, 2012, 02:14:35 PM
Yeh, I llike curves on a man, mine  :naughty:

or bulges . . .

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Re: Supermodels
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2012, 02:20:25 PM »
I thought models wer supposed to be attractive.
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Re: Supermodels
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2012, 02:31:57 PM »
They're all fugly. I'm happy with what I have, thank you.
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Re: Supermodels
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2012, 03:10:28 PM »
Omg!  i LOVE THIS OUTFIT!   :hyper:

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Re: Supermodels
« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2012, 03:14:38 PM »
Wow, they're all so ugly. The women look like they used to be men or recovering crack addicts, I don't see how anybody finds that look to be attractive.
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Re: Supermodels
« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2012, 07:01:33 PM »
Just showing off what the well-dressed zombies are wearing this season...
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Re: Supermodels
« Reply #18 on: September 11, 2012, 07:16:05 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on September 10, 2012, 07:01:33 PM
Just showing off what the well-dressed zombies are wearing this season...

The designer they should be wearing, then, is Steve Hornady.
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Re: Supermodels
« Reply #19 on: September 11, 2012, 09:57:34 AM »
OMG those clothes are as hideous as the women!   :panic:


I agree 100% about the outfit on page 2, Gina, the green dress.  This is exactly something I would wear.  Love it. 
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Re: Supermodels
« Reply #20 on: September 11, 2012, 10:10:06 AM »
Quote from: Karin on September 11, 2012, 09:57:34 AM
OMG those clothes are as hideous as the women!   :panic:


I agree 100% about the outfit on page 2, Gina, the green dress.  This is exactly something I would wear.  Love it. 

Let's go in and buy it and we will share it  :naughty:
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Re: Supermodels
« Reply #21 on: September 11, 2012, 10:26:51 AM »
Quote from: Gina on September 10, 2012, 02:09:38 PM
Here are some more  :naughty:



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Re: Supermodels
« Reply #22 on: September 11, 2012, 10:28:40 AM »
That's just nasty.  Eat a hamburger, lady.

Put the paper bag it came in over your head when you're finished.
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Re: Supermodels
« Reply #23 on: September 11, 2012, 10:48:33 AM »
Trim is sexy.

Emaciated? Not so much

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Re: Supermodels
« Reply #24 on: September 11, 2012, 10:55:46 AM »
Quote from: Gina on September 11, 2012, 10:10:06 AM
Let's go in and buy it and we will share it  :naughty:

At the same time?  :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
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